It has come to my attention that I have done some less-than-ethical things without even realizing them, and the purpose of this post is to clear the air a little about my actions.

On February 27th of this year, I was assigned a new partner, Kaito Hoshino, and we embarked on our first mission together. The Stu we had been assigned to was an overpowered gamer Stu who had replaced Harry Potter and was attempting to 100% speedrun canon and get the best ending. However, i have... a little bit of a problem killing Sues. Namely, every time I try, I just can't do it, and the last time I tried, my partner nearly died. Because of this, I had to transfer the actual act of killing the Stu to my partner while I distracted and charged, as I have been doing for the past two weeks.

I had taken what I believed to be the best course of action for the situation, however, recent rumblings on CanonChat have made it clear to me that what I did counts as entrapment. Namely, I forced Kaito into a situation he might not have been ready for, and did not fully inform him of my condition until right before the assassination. He seemed to take it pretty well – and by that I mean he didn't completely break down like I probably would've – and it was the only option. This blinded me to the moral implications of forcing someone else into a "kill or be killed" scenario.

I would like to formally apologize for my terrible actions and poor planning. Kaito, I am sorry that I forced you into such an awkward scenario, and I give you the freedom to prank me as many times as you want for the rest of the week. (A suggestion: I am easily startled.) As for anyone I made uncomfortable with the mission report describing my actions, I apologize for that, too. I will not shirk my duties again.