Subject: If no one minds, I want to invent a new Bleepproduct.
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Posted on: 2021-09-18 14:28:02 UTC
Since Bleeptea is made with some kind of carnivorous tea leaves, I am inventing Bleep Grey, earl grey tea with Bleeprin in it. And yes, I love earl grey tea and I maybe I am doing this so I can say "Tea, Bleep Grey, Hot," to purposely misquote Jean-Luc Picard.
Since you don't have Permission yet, though, I would advise not making Bleep Grey "official" until you do. Keeps the oldbies from getting weirded out.
On a slightly unrelated note, do you think adding sugar and/or milk to Bleeptea affects its potency? Since, y'know, bleep and also the tea leaves are carnivorous? I feel like someone would've run tests on this kind of thing
The idea of tea being made with carnivorous tea leaves freaks me out. Adding milk and/or sugar doesn't do anything to regular earl grey tea (besides make it taste nice) as far as I know, but I don't really know what would happen if you mixed Bleeprin with regular earl grey tea, milk, and sugar. Do you have an explanation?
I can't see why it wouldn't work with (normal) tea. Rather than dissolving solid Bleeprin in tea, though, I'd suggest mixing in Bleepto-Dismal or Bleepesteem instead. Sounds more pleasant that way to me.
... Though I did just get the thought of someone asking how many Bleeps instead of how many sugars, so Rule of Funny applies if that tickles you. {= )
~Neshomeh