I support chances to make silly canon misquotes

If no one minds, I want to invent a new Bleepproduct. by ClaireBook1 on 2021-09-18 14:28:02 UTC Reply

Since Bleeptea is made with some kind of carnivorous tea leaves, I am inventing Bleep Grey, earl grey tea with Bleeprin in it. And yes, I love earl grey tea and I maybe I am doing this so I can say "Tea, Bleep Grey, Hot," to purposely misquote Jean-Luc Picard.

I support chances to make silly canon misquotes by eatpraylove on 2021-09-18 14:50:49 UTC Reply

Since you don't have Permission yet, though, I would advise not making Bleep Grey "official" until you do. Keeps the oldbies from getting weirded out.

On a slightly unrelated note, do you think adding sugar and/or milk to Bleeptea affects its potency? Since, y'know, bleep and also the tea leaves are carnivorous? I feel like someone would've run tests on this kind of thing

Would it be possible to make it with regular tea leaves from Earth? by ClaireBook1 on 2021-09-18 17:39:31 UTC Reply

The idea of tea being made with carnivorous tea leaves freaks me out. Adding milk and/or sugar doesn't do anything to regular earl grey tea (besides make it taste nice) as far as I know, but I don't really know what would happen if you mixed Bleeprin with regular earl grey tea, milk, and sugar. Do you have an explanation?

Well, it works with coffee and chocolate... by Neshomeh on 2021-09-20 15:20:35 UTC Reply

I can't see why it wouldn't work with (normal) tea. Rather than dissolving solid Bleeprin in tea, though, I'd suggest mixing in Bleepto-Dismal or Bleepesteem instead. Sounds more pleasant that way to me.

... Though I did just get the thought of someone asking how many Bleeps instead of how many sugars, so Rule of Funny applies if that tickles you. {= )

~Neshomeh