My contribution

Things I Am Not Allowed to do at the PPC: Restarted! by Midnight on 2021-09-18 20:21:40 UTC Reply

Come one, come all ~~to Redwall~~ and list your ideas for this!

I’ll start: Thalia Quinn is not, repeat not, allowed explosives at any time.

-If you do give her them, you’re paying for the damage out of your own pocket

-Also her partner will kill you

Thought of another!

Speaking of Doom, he is only a halfling, not a full demon. Therefore you cannot sell your soul to him

-It won’t work and he’ll only get annoyed at you

My contribution by Kittyauthor on 2021-09-25 22:26:26 UTC Edited Reply

O'Ryan is not allowed to have a real lightsaber.

-Or a real sword

-Or a gun

-Or anything from the PPC armory, in general. He's allowed to keep his scythe from that one Mary Sue, though.

Kittyauthor is not allowed to wear her Lucian cloak. It's too big for her. Do not convince her to wear it unless you want to anger O'Ryan.

-Although O'Ryan can.

-Crow cannot, for the same reason Kitty cannot.

O'Ryan is no longer allowed to hold grenades.

-At this point, it's clear he's a jinx and shouldn't hold anything remotely explosive, exluding CADs. So don't give him explosive stuff.

(Edit: Included "you" in statements since this is a list about things I am not allowed to do.)
Wooo, silly lists! by eatpraylove on 2021-09-18 22:41:19 UTC Edited Reply

No numbers bc I forgot what number the official list is on and kinda don't care.

-Yes, Agent Brenda can transform into a Rapidash because of her homefic. No, she is not a "horse whisperer."

--Whether she runs with the PPC herd or not is no one's business but her own.

--No one is allowed to see whether dumping Glitter on her turns her into a Galarian Rapidash.

-There is no such thing as the PPC Derby, and if there were, agents would not be allowed to register horses in it or place bets. Besides, Alice would win.

-A reminder to all agents that your internet history is being monitored by both the DIA and your Department Head.

-Under ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES are Sues to be abandoned in the Hedge (Changeling: the Lost) as an assassination method. At best, the Sue will simply wander right back out little the worse for wear. We don't want to think about the worst that could happen.

-The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is carnivorous, and thus not a particularly effective threat against the Flowers. Also, do not threaten the Flowers.
I will not tell agents who have anything to do with Christianity... by ClaireBook1 on 2021-09-18 22:34:12 UTC Edited Reply

...that there is fanfic of the Christian Bible.

-Unless I really want to be screamed at, whacked with baseball bats, and confronted with extremely angry agents.

((I am a Christian and I happened to discover the only mission to a badfic of the Bible. Lets just say I was very annoyed indeed to discover that there is badfic of the Bible. -Claire))
I cannot play “Let’s Make a Deal” with the Doors in the HQ Lounge. by hidaney on 2021-09-18 22:05:03 UTC Reply

DES is getting tired of neuralyzing everyone.