Subject: Well, the T'au are a bit more spread-out...
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Posted on: 2021-12-09 20:03:35 UTC

But that can't happen in Star Warhammer because the Fourth Sphere Expansion went so drastically differently. In the canon one, the T'au accidentally blew a hole in the universe with a mass jump using experimental warp drives. This led to the formation of a wormhole in realspace to the Nem'yar Atoll and further conflict with the Imperium. That part of the galaxy is really far away from T'au space, so it's highly unlikely that they're in contact.

However, the biggest problem for the T'au is the forces of Chaos - and it's the only ones that weren't really mentioned in the Star Warhammer doc. Typhon, the Herald of Nurgle, has attempted to breach the Nem'yar Atoll and bring plague to the T'au, and if he breaks through then there's a wormhole right to the T'au Sept. The Tyranids are still around, there's problems with Drukhari raids on T'au and Kroot worlds alike, but the worst part is that it's kind of accepted as canon that the Ethereal Caste are a bunch of moustache-twirling villains who get what they want via pheromone-induced mind control. Which is fine. It's awesome. I'm so excited that this is a thing. Just giving me the best vibes. I have not once groaned like a frustrated walrus. And you can't prove it not neither. =]

As far as the Imperium goes, it's in a period of resurgence. Rowboat Guiltygear has basically taken over as the Imperial Regent, and is currently reuniting both halves of the Imperium after the galaxy was cut in half by a gigantic warp storm. He is aided in this by Belisarius Cawl, who has made a ton of super-awesome new Space Marines to refill the ranks of the Astartes, and the geneseed definitely all came from Loyalist Primarchs honest please ignore the ones in purple armour who are called the Sons Of The Phoenix they're descended from (checks notes)... Rogal Dorn.

Obviously Abbadabbadingdong and his Thirteenth Black Crusade went really well for the Everchosen. The entire planet of Cadia was thoroughly kerploderated, which meant so were the Cadian Pylons, which were holding back the Cicatrix Maledictum from forming. Abaddon succeeded and is now the target of retribution by Imperial forces. The Orks are still piling on the hurt too, with them growing stronger and fightier than they used to be before, as well as more cunning. As it turns out, the only thing more dangerous than a Waaaagh! is a Waaaagh! led by somebody with a plan.

Drukhari are still Drukhari, which is to say just the worst people in the setting, and they're raiding everyone. The Craftworld Aeldari are just trying to stay alive, though something is brewing between them and the T'au. The Tyranids are hungrier than ever. Most terrifying of all, though, are the Necrons. Their whole history has changed, making them into people who broke free from the C'Tan and shattered them into billions of pieces, then enslaved those pieces and turned them into living weapons. The Genestealer Cult of the Four-Armed Emperor has made its way to Holy Terra itself, and the Custodes are having to hunt them down. Basically, everything's going to hell in a handbasket and everyone's killing everyone else.

Plus ca change. =]

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