Subject: Hello there
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Posted on: 2012-09-12 18:19:00 UTC
Have a six pack of CAFfeine. New! furry creature free batch. Contains Cute Animal Friends like snakes, phoenixes, fish and pet rocks!
Warning: Less caffeine intensive than the normal stuff and may cause random bouts of Parseltongue.
Oh look, it works.
Hello everyone. Absol F here.
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Drink at your own risk.
Greetings, fellow anime fan! I suggest you leave any sanity that you might posses in the appropriate reciprocal over there labeled "Useless" as you won't use it much here. Make sure you check out the handy links above, as they provide entertainment and enlightenment for those who click them; unless of course they've run out, in which case you must inform me so I can restock them.
I feel the need to point out some grammar mistakes, as we are a community focused on celebrating the good writing and mocking the bad. Just make sure you look your post over before you publish it so as to catch any glaring errors before they happen. It's okay if it happens once or twice, just make sure it's not a frequent thing.
And, to commemorate you're initiation into the wondrous world of the PPC, I give you an anti-thermometer, for measuring everything except temperature, seeing as your frigid self would break it otherwise.
English is not my native language, though i do certainly put effort in it. Feel free to correct me any time, that's what i do to others.
But yeah, mistake is mistake and should be corrected. That's why i'm here. Besides being insane like the Wiki suggested, that is.
Sorry I didn't catch that one the first time around. Also, sorry for being hypocritical.
Hello there!
Have this unreticulated spline - just don't expose it to temporal radiation (I did that once and was cleaning up the fur for weeks).
*returns head to its original location*
I think I have a blob of awake I can spare. Let me go fetch it... Ah, here it is. Sadly, I had no knowledge about its alarming rate of reproduction, so I have far too many. It is good for studying, night-blogging, insomnia, and school. It is useless for about everything else, but gosh darn it's cute.
No gift returns, even if it does try to steal your soul in the middle of the night.
saw all this. Thanks everyone!
(also that capsfail. Ignore that capsfail.)
Glad to meet you. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
Welcome to our insane Board! I present you with a fish.
Made of chocolate. Filled with orange marmalade. Enjoy!
Hello there! Here, have a graduated cylinder to measure things with. :D
Oh hello there newbie! So you're an anime fan too, have you ever seen D.Gray-Man? It's one of my favorites. Since you have such a frigid name, I shall present you with a super -insulated wool cap with ear flaps!
*Warning, wearing hat for long periods of time may cause it to overheat and spontaneously combust. This is potentially a bad thing and should be avoided.
Hello and welcome aboard! Have a box of random tools - handy for fixing random equipment malfunctions!
Hi, have some fudge!
Hi, and welcome to the Board! For a newbie present, have some Water - it's made of only the highest-quality, sparkliest Sue blood!
Have a six pack of CAFfeine. New! furry creature free batch. Contains Cute Animal Friends like snakes, phoenixes, fish and pet rocks!
Warning: Less caffeine intensive than the normal stuff and may cause random bouts of Parseltongue.
Have a plushie Charlotte! I promise it won't grow into a giant plushie worm that'll eat your head off.
Anyways, welcome to the Board!
I've got decaffinated caffeine, acetonitrile, and some battery acid in my pockets, so take them as your welcome gift and never mix them.
What are your fandoms?
Hi there, Absol F! (I'm guessing from your handle that you're somewhat knowledgeable of Pokemon?)
Anyway, first of all, if you haven't done so already, please read the Constitution (link on top of the page). You are also welcome to introduce yourself in the IRC channel (again, link on top of the page).
Moving on, I'd like to inquire as to your fandoms?
And last but not least, I hereby present you with a gift: a cup of delicious Irish Breakfast tea, straight from the Emerald Isle itself. Just don't let the leaves eat you, eheheh.
I'll call myself somewhat knowledgeable of Pokemon. Though, my username is not from there. It's from the lowest temperature possible, absolute zero. The "F" stands for Fimbulvetr. But just Absol will do.
My fandom? Mostly anime. SoL, drama, fantasy, things like that. Just finished Bakemonogatari not too long ago.
Thanks for the gift.
Ah, I see. If you haven't seen them already, go watch Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and Puella Magi Madoka Magica. They're both really, really good (though PMMM is depressing -- Gen Urobutchi, AKA the Urobutcher, wrote it), and don't let the 'Magical Girl' in their names scare you. They're not Card Captor Sakura or Sailor Moon.
Just saw that recently. It really went to my head. I actually knew a tiny bite of the plot ahead of time, but not the part I'm punning about. I completely lost my head when THAT happened.
Have this absurdingly-cute Moemura keychain as a welcome-back gift!
And, while I appreciate the puns, there's people who still haven't watched PMMM yet and want to begin.
Spoiler-raging is not the kind of not-right-in-the-head we want here... get it?
Way ahead of you. *nuzzles Moemura*
Enjoy this complimentary mini-Charlotte. She will eat pretty much anything, including Sues and Replacement!Kyubeys.
Is it weird that I wonder what that mush he explodes into tastes like? Will Kyubey-based foods become a new staple of the Cafeteria?
Hey, that's...not actually completely implausible...And I know I for one would thoroughly enjoy...harvesting...said little-bastard-cat-mutant-daemon-thing - based food. Preferably with the use of a machine gun. Or maybe a maul.
While I never thought about tasting it, I find it an oddly appealing idea. (Something about giving him something even less comprehensible to think about, I guess.)
And machinegunning him down is satisfying. How do I know that?
I tried this doujin game, Homura Combat, where you guide the One Magical Girl Army Homura Akemi in her heavily-armed rampage against Familiars and finally WPN.
Level 7 puts you in a room full of Kyubeys.
The game gives you an ample choice of rocket launchers, machineguns, shotguns, grenades and pistols.
Shoot to your heart's content.
You must link me to this. It sounds GLORIOUS!
I'm imagining Kyubey-harvesting being both punishment and reward. If it's your reward, then you get to go at them while they're in any terrain you like, with your choice of guns, grenades, and stabby things. For punishment, you have to go at them with just one little knife, in a big city, without anyone seeing you, and then you have to scrape it up off the pavement.
Whenever I get around to finishing my Agent, if he/she gets a vacation, I know what they're going to spend it doing.
http://doujingravity.blogspot.it/2012/01/homura-combat.html
or
http://randomnessthing.com/2012/02/08/doujin-game-homura-combat/
Partial English patch:
http://xerodotc.wordpress.com/2012/03/29/homura-combat-partial-and-useless-english-patch-first-version/
There is an expansion pack, that greatly expands the game, at least seven more levels (original has 12), 20 more guns (from 21 to 41), and the possibility to play with Moemura instead of Hommando, but it has a lock that makes it quit to desktop after choosing the level if you aren't playing with a japanese PC.
There is a way to make it work, but I messed up my computer while trying it... and I'm good with computers. So, I guess we'll have to wait for a bypass patch or something.
Have a Kyubey plushie to throw about when next you need a stress reliever.
*uses as a target for his airsoft pistol*
"I don't get it."
Wow, it's a talking plushie!
"I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it..."
I can't stop. This is freaking addictive.
What have you DONE, man?!
Now you can understand my frustration in not being able to play the expansion pack.
I want my Moemura!... Er, I mean, I want to try out the new guns and kill some Demons. It has nothing to do with the fact that I think Moemura is absurdingly cute, and in fact I don't think that.
Oh, who is going to believe it?
I want both! Because Moemura is...so...MOEEEEEEE! *dies of moe overload*
And guns. Guns are good too.
(Does Hommando mode take you ages, too? Because one mission took me like half an hour)
Mission 8 took me 45 minutes. The enemies have all absurdingly high health. I suggest MR4B and Gr63.
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Here, have this M-2 Browning that's been modified to be fired from the hip!
Always wanted to go after Kyubeys with .50 BMG Armor Piercing Explosive Incendiary rounds.
*starts rampage, taking delight in reducing Kyubey to red mist with a single round*
Yes, i remembered that one. Haven't watch it, but is planning to.
As for Nanoha, i'm currently looking for a good download for it.
It's great to see you're already getting links and insanity thrown at you, so here I am with the third component of PPC-dom: nitpicking. Ahem:
You really ought to watch those capital letters. Your Is are shrinking, and you are now the recordholder for Earliest Mini-Boarder (please take care of ABsol F, who you created with your very second post. It is entitled to wear this ribbon, which may or may not be made of nitrogen).
And now, links! If you haven't already done so, definitely go and read The Original Series; it's why we're all here, Jay and Acacia started the barrel rolling. And if you want to find some missions you share fandoms with, take a look at this page on our wiki. It's not complete, but it's pretty good for starting out.
hS
I don't know about that, but I can give you a site with good subs. Trust me, don't watch the dub.
I've been eager to start the series but I don't know where to look.
http://www.gogoanime.com/magical-girl-lyrical-nanoha-episode-1
If that doesn't work, then just googling it should do the trick. But don't watch the English dub.
That's Nahona. Didn't he want Madoka, or am I just having reading issues again?