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Posted on: 2022-02-05 03:42:02 UTC

Student's Name: Braelynn Wright

Species: Human

Age: 15

Gender: Cisfemale, she/her/hers

Appearance: Straight blonde hair worn long, wears a lot of pink stuff with girlboss slogans on it. Would wear snap filters irl. Very fashion-conscious. Hazel eyes. Wears contacts because glasses make her face look stupid. Pretty, but thinks she's a lot prettier than she is. Like, a lot a lot.

Personality: Shallow, vapid "rich ovgpu" kind of girl. You've seen girls like her having full-blown meltdowns on My Super Sweet 16 because the new car she got given by her dad didn't match her shoes or something. Cares about being the queen of her high school. Does not care about your feelings. In fact, it's funny to her that you care about stuff. Spreads rumours and gossip just to see what happens. Genuinely thinks that high school is everything. Has yet to be proven wrong. Will probably wind up a thirtysomething psycho helicopter mom with a valium addiction and a fixation on living vicariously through the daughter she had with some other loser who peaked in high school.

Favorite Character: "I mean I guess Quickie or whatever was kinda cool but whatever."

Anything else noteworthy?: Braelynn is a Popular Girl at her podunk Nevada high school, on account of being a conventionally blonde cheerleader type. She's also just... not into the show. She only pretended to be into it to string along a nerdy boy at her school who really loved the show, and eventually wrote a huge, really nasty fic in which they both get transported into the setting... and she snarks about how the whole thing's dumb while he got abused for comic relief and told what a useless loser he was by all the main cast and Optimus Prime, who was also there for some reason. The fic's characters tell the boy that he'd be better off if he killed himself, and that so would everyone who'd ever met him, that he's a worthless failure who doesn't even deserve to be alive. She spread it around the school as the ultimate extreme-air-quotes prank, to prove to this kid that he was an outcast and doomed to be so forever. He ran out of school that day. He never went back to school. He had a car, and he'd driven to a national park way out in Montana. He'd always wanted to go there. They found his body in the car, a hosepipe running from the back and a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand. Braelynn doesn't think about him any more. She can't even remember his name. The school knew about the fic but it was just a prank. Everyone thought so. Braelynn does too. Of course she does. She didn't like sleeping on car trips before all that, don't you remember?

If the above is too dark, just cut out the spoilered part.