Subject: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted on: 2022-02-17 04:11:41 UTC
"You stand accused of making a hairless animal try to seduce Ronan the Accuser!"
On an… unrelated?… note, now that there are separate mini types for Avengers and X-Men, what should GotG minis be? Mini-Ronans?
Behold as cinematic-verse Ronan the Accuser gets raped, yes, raped, by a super glittery Mary Sue with a silly name and later marries her. Ronan is either possessed by bad-het-wraith or replaced, as he acts like a wimp-ass uke (even though this is het), and the fic has this to say about him; note that this is movie-verse:
He was a kind man, despite his bad attitudeI beg your Smauging pardon?
Even without all that cringy content, the fic is rather short and not competent enough in terms of technique to be truly anger-inducing bad, so I guess that's a plus?
He opened [the doors] to find a completely naked fawn on his bed.
SOMEBODY PLEASE RESCUE THAT POOR HAIRLESS BABY DEER! {X D
~Neshomeh
"You stand accused of making a hairless animal try to seduce Ronan the Accuser!"
On an… unrelated?… note, now that there are separate mini types for Avengers and X-Men, what should GotG minis be? Mini-Ronans?
It’s part of the reason why the MCU doesn’t straight up say “mutants” when referring to characters like Pietro Maximoff, who show up in both MCU and X-Men movies but are played by different people.
The previous X-Men films exist in a different continuity than the MCU, hence different minis. Same with the previous Spider-Man films.
Now, since Disney has acquired the rights to those franchises, we may begin to see X-Men characters explicitly in the MCU. I'd say that if they're part of the MCU, misspellings of their names make MCU minis. Probably.
Spoilers for Spider-Man: No Way Home
I am very much looking forward to seeing what they do with the Multiverse of Madness. ^_^
~Neshomeh
The entire MCU is all one canon, so I feel it should have a single mini type, just as The Silmarillion, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings all create mini-Balrogs.
—doctorlit has Thoughts about minis
Didn't he legit kidnap the protagonist?! That's not "kind, despite his bad attitude." That's just being a jerk!
He violates a peace treaty and tries to exterminate an entire people for the sake of personal vengeance. How the fic sees that as just "bad attitude" is beyond me.
Not gonna read it but aaaaaaaaaa that description.
Okay, he's played by Lee Pace, but he's still a blue-skinned, bulkily armored mass-murderer.