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[NSFW] Any Guardians of the Galaxy watchers in here? by K. n. Shirayuki on 2022-02-15 02:11:49 UTC Badfic report Reply

Behold as cinematic-verse Ronan the Accuser gets raped, yes, raped, by a super glittery Mary Sue with a silly name and later marries her. Ronan is either possessed by bad-het-wraith or replaced, as he acts like a wimp-ass uke (even though this is het), and the fic has this to say about him; note that this is movie-verse:

He was a kind man, despite his bad attitude

I beg your Smauging pardon?

Even without all that cringy content, the fic is rather short and not competent enough in terms of technique to be truly anger-inducing bad, so I guess that's a plus?

I hope someone missions this just for one line in chapter 3. by Neshomeh on 2022-02-17 01:44:09 UTC Reply

He opened [the doors] to find a completely naked fawn on his bed.

SOMEBODY PLEASE RESCUE THAT POOR HAIRLESS BABY DEER! {X D

~Neshomeh

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 by K. n. Shirayuki on 2022-02-17 04:11:41 UTC Edited Reply

"You stand accused of making a hairless animal try to seduce Ronan the Accuser!"

On an… unrelated?… note, now that there are separate mini types for Avengers and X-Men, what should GotG minis be? Mini-Ronans?

I think that might be because X-Men films are made by a different studio from Marvel? by Lily Winterwood on 2022-02-17 07:24:42 UTC Reply

It’s part of the reason why the MCU doesn’t straight up say “mutants” when referring to characters like Pietro Maximoff, who show up in both MCU and X-Men movies but are played by different people.

This. by Neshomeh on 2022-02-17 18:16:15 UTC Reply

The previous X-Men films exist in a different continuity than the MCU, hence different minis. Same with the previous Spider-Man films.

Now, since Disney has acquired the rights to those franchises, we may begin to see X-Men characters explicitly in the MCU. I'd say that if they're part of the MCU, misspellings of their names make MCU minis. Probably.

Spoilers for Spider-Man: No Way Home

I am very much looking forward to seeing what they do with the Multiverse of Madness. ^_^

~Neshomeh

So GotG minis are still mini-Furys then? (nm) by K. n. Shirayuki on 2022-02-18 02:54:59 UTC Reply

That's how I would handle it, yeah. by doctorlit on 2022-02-19 03:04:35 UTC Reply

The entire MCU is all one canon, so I feel it should have a single mini type, just as The Silmarillion, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings all create mini-Balrogs.

—doctorlit has Thoughts about minis

Okay then by Kittyauthor on 2022-02-15 13:41:34 UTC Reply

Didn't he legit kidnap the protagonist?! That's not "kind, despite his bad attitude." That's just being a jerk!

Let's not even get to what he does in canon by K. n. Shirayuki on 2022-02-15 14:15:31 UTC Reply

He violates a peace treaty and tries to exterminate an entire people for the sake of personal vengeance. How the fic sees that as just "bad attitude" is beyond me.

Ooookay that's a yikes by MelTheMel on 2022-02-15 11:04:54 UTC Reply

Not gonna read it but aaaaaaaaaa that description.

Ronan isn't even that attractive 🤣 by K. n. Shirayuki on 2022-02-15 11:49:52 UTC Reply

Okay, he's played by Lee Pace, but he's still a blue-skinned, bulkily armored mass-murderer.

w-what... (nm) by Vioven on 2022-02-15 08:22:41 UTC Reply