This smutty reader x Woody should have been disturbing, and in some way it is, but in practice it just makes me burst out laughing at random intervals, both out of disbelief and the fact it's just that damn hilarious. None of this makes the fic any less NSFW however, so proceed with caution.

A quick summary: The fic is not a toy-as-humans AU, and neither is it stated that this is an owner-is-not-Andy AU, or whether the toys in this fic are the same ones as Andy's. In this short 3-chapter masterpiece, the female you-sue discovers that Woody the stuffed toy has somehow gotten an erection. Later that night, she has a dream in which Woody does… stuff to her. Note that it isn't stated he's grown to her size or she's shrunken to his size in this dream. In the second chapter, out-of-dream Woody becomes a jealous asshole and sends a threatening message to a guy you-sue has a crush on. She sleeps and dreams of him again, this time discovering that (dun dun DUN) she's inhabiting the body of her old Barbie doll, and the madness is too great I can't continue summarizing anymore. Just read this utter gem of a line coming from your favorite stuffed toy sheriff:

"Yep pretty much. I killed [Barbie] and used some forbidden magic or whatever to make it to where you can inhabit her body whenever you want!"

Now on a slightly unrelated note: since I have a fascination with minis, I feel compelled to ask what should Toy Story minis be?