I won't sic them on you, but here's a Mini Balrog of your very own. Answers to the name Leglus.

n.b Feel free to yell at me if that one's already taken.

I see we share fandoms (Doctor Who, Hetalia and Harry Potter) and the tendency to collect fandoms like a dragon collects gold. I'd say you were my long lost twin but I already have one of those and I don't particularly want another. However, you are similar...therefore I'm going to read my own mind to see what to give you for a gift.
Hmm...*examines mind, then walks over and examines bookshelf* Have you read the Discworld series, by Terry Prachett? Or Neil Gaiman, he's got a ton of good stuff... And I've got The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy on here too. You know what? just have my entire bookshelf. the list would be too long if I named them all, but some of the highlights are: almost all of the volumes of Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, the first five volumes of Psyren by Toshiaki Iwashiro, most of the D. Gray-Man series by Katsura Hoshino, a couple of volumes of the Haruhi Suzumiya series, about half of the never-ending Discworld series, Ender's Shadow by Orson Scott Card (I lost my copy of Ender's Game), Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, and the Hunger Games trilogy. And that's not even half of them. Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to the PPC!

If you're worried about mini-Balrogs, here's some mini-Balrog repellent. It won't work on the mini-Hounds, though.

Hmmm... *digs in pockets* I have ten feet of purple string, half of a post earring, a blue crayon and a lemon drop. Here you go and welcome aboard.

Hi, have some fudge!

Have some *rummages through closet* ... No, not that, that's dangerous ... Not that either ... What is that?! Ah, here! Have some shiny stones and a fire axe as a welcomming gift.

Welcome to the PPC. Don't worry, we don't sic beasties on newbies (usually).

*offers internet hugs* Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. And do hang around and chat, we like chatty people. :D

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Provided you survive the initial shock, do not consume hydrophilic water* 48 hours after drinking hydrophobic water.

You like Pokémon too? What's your favourite 'Mon? I like Glaceons myself (even if they occupy a niche so tiny they're useless).






*Yet another fine product courtesy of K-Blooee Industries.

Welcome to the club! Ooh, so many shiny fandoms that we happen to share... and you're here through Lily. Lily is Very Awesome, so I assume that you are too.

Here, Holmesian, have a deerstalker hat made of iron and decorated with bronze. It changes shape to adjust your head perfectly. Also, have a nickname: Intel. For me you're Intel now. :3

Welcome! Have a Humanity Tester (tm). It contains various materials that react to Sues and other dangerous creatures. Also, it can be used as a flashbang, stunning Sues long enough to get away.

HELLO AGAIN.
Nice to see you on here at long bloody last. We'll have plenty of fun kay? And in the meantime have a graduated cylinder to measure things with.

Greetings, new friend who is a friend of Lily! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!

. . . And, uh, try not to eat them . . . <_>

Yo, there Air. Im new here too. And i really wished i could have made my into better too.