Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2012-08-31 03:21:00 UTC
Greetings, new friend who is a friend of Lily! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!
. . . And, uh, try not to eat them . . . <_>
Hi! Nice to meet you all, I hope you don't sic mini balrogs and mini hounds on me and would love to talk with you. Here's hoping my newbie introduction wasn't positively awful. If it was, blame Lily, she introduced me to the PPC website.
Now that you've been subjected to my social awkwardness, I'll end my message here.
I won't sic them on you, but here's a Mini Balrog of your very own. Answers to the name Leglus.
n.b Feel free to yell at me if that one's already taken.
We do have a list of mini-Balrogs, in the official Adoptions Agency.
You can find the list here.
Please don't go offering the minis out without checking; it makes it harder to keep track. Thanks! :)
Awww, who's a pretty balrog? You are, yes you are!
Thank you! We shall have lovely adventures together. Leglus and I.
I see we share fandoms (Doctor Who, Hetalia and Harry Potter) and the tendency to collect fandoms like a dragon collects gold. I'd say you were my long lost twin but I already have one of those and I don't particularly want another. However, you are similar...therefore I'm going to read my own mind to see what to give you for a gift.
Hmm...*examines mind, then walks over and examines bookshelf* Have you read the Discworld series, by Terry Prachett? Or Neil Gaiman, he's got a ton of good stuff... And I've got The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy on here too. You know what? just have my entire bookshelf. the list would be too long if I named them all, but some of the highlights are: almost all of the volumes of Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, the first five volumes of Psyren by Toshiaki Iwashiro, most of the D. Gray-Man series by Katsura Hoshino, a couple of volumes of the Haruhi Suzumiya series, about half of the never-ending Discworld series, Ender's Shadow by Orson Scott Card (I lost my copy of Ender's Game), Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, and the Hunger Games trilogy. And that's not even half of them. Enjoy!
Thank youuuu! I now have copies of mu favourite books, and ones that I've been meaning to borrow from the library for months, Nice to meet you, Me.
Hello and welcome to the PPC!
If you're worried about mini-Balrogs, here's some mini-Balrog repellent. It won't work on the mini-Hounds, though.
I am suffocating under the kindness of you lovely people. Thank you for the repellant.
Hmmm... *digs in pockets* I have ten feet of purple string, half of a post earring, a blue crayon and a lemon drop. Here you go and welcome aboard.
I'm running out of expressions of gratitude... But thanks for the bits and bobs.
Hi, have some fudge!
Have some *rummages through closet* ... No, not that, that's dangerous ... Not that either ... What is that?! Ah, here! Have some shiny stones and a fire axe as a welcomming gift.
That will come in handy! Yay! More of the shiny things. I approve.
Thanks!
Welcome to the PPC. Don't worry, we don't sic beasties on newbies (usually).
*offers internet hugs* Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. And do hang around and chat, we like chatty people. :D
I like the shiny things~!
Oooh, precious, my- Oops. Thank you for the pebbles!
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Provided you survive the initial shock, do not consume hydrophilic water* 48 hours after drinking hydrophobic water.
You like Pokémon too? What's your favourite 'Mon? I like Glaceons myself (even if they occupy a niche so tiny they're useless).
*Yet another fine product courtesy of K-Blooee Industries.
Thanks! I'm fond of Ditto and Eevee myself. They're both full of endless possibilities.
Welcome to the club! Ooh, so many shiny fandoms that we happen to share... and you're here through Lily. Lily is Very Awesome, so I assume that you are too.
Here, Holmesian, have a deerstalker hat made of iron and decorated with bronze. It changes shape to adjust your head perfectly. Also, have a nickname: Intel. For me you're Intel now. :3
I shall don this cap with pride. Thank you. Lily is incredibly awesome, and I like to think I'm awesome as well. Also, I love you forever for giving me a nickname. Our friendship is imminent. Sorry, you can't escape. ;D
Welcome! Have a Humanity Tester (tm). It contains various materials that react to Sues and other dangerous creatures. Also, it can be used as a flashbang, stunning Sues long enough to get away.
Sorry. Anyway, thanks! It seems like I'll need it.
HELLO AGAIN.
Nice to see you on here at long bloody last. We'll have plenty of fun kay? And in the meantime have a graduated cylinder to measure things with.
Thanks. Now let me glomp you, you big lug.
Mmf, slowly losing circulation. Erk.
Lily, look, I did it. I introduced myself. I feel accomplished.
-pops up again moments later- Yes, yes you should!
Greetings, new friend who is a friend of Lily! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!
. . . And, uh, try not to eat them . . . <_>
Lovely, now I have a nice sack of beautiful specimens to inflict upon the virtual world. Go forth my pretties, kill all the Sues you can.
Yo, there Air. Im new here too. And i really wished i could have made my into better too.
I was told there would be gifts. I see you were promised the same. Let us sob over our lack of creative intros and virtual presents together.
Yes ... unless of course you're a girl. then that's going to be awkward. Being a brain trapped in a helium balloon is no way for me to tell if you're a guy or girl ...
But who am i to say? With the character planning i did last night, i might as well be either guy or girl.
Got lemons? Sorry, but my sanity runs on them. Literally, 10 minutes of logical reason and thinking per lemon.
Nah, I have lady parts. I apologise, but I don't have any lemons. No citrus for you I'm afraid.
Nah, I have lady parts. I apologise, but I don't have any lemons. No citrus for you I'm afraid.
I will need lemons. Lemons are nice ... cats are nice .... oh fluff im running low on lemon juice already ... its wearing off ... 42 ... 7 ... Need to ... activate emergency juice .... -grabs a needle shot full of lemon juice and injects myself another 10 minutes of logic- GAAAAAAaaaAAAaaAASP. There we go, good as new.
Now to sobbing together.
Good. I have assembled the chocolate, the blanket, and the box of supremely comforting tissues.
Now we shall be here alone and cuddling each other until someone finds us and rescues us from our despair.