Subject: Hmmmm... maybe I will write something for this if I have time. (nm)
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Posted on: 2022-09-10 21:08:34 UTC
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Fill the Plothole! Legendary Edition: by
on 2022-09-10 19:24:03 UTC
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Fill the Plothole, but with Legendary Badfics/Bleepfics. Nothing else need be said.
Summaries of some of the less squicky ones...
Bleepfics:
The Right Mate at the Wrong Time: (Harry Potter)
Bill 'accidentally' discovers his mate on his wedding day to Fleur. Is Molly 'responsible' for his change of heart? When his inner wolf, Lobo, decides to hold Hermione hostage, the day turns into mayhem. Spirits 'watch' the events and the wedding night with the right mate, not only hot and sensual.
Wabloo Swabloo: (Pokémon)
An experimental abstract fanfiction.
Legendaries:
Starkit’s Prophecy: (Warriors)
a kitten named StarKit is born into Thunderclan one day. Their is a prophcy about her but few cats know about it not even her. but so many terible things are to come and will she be able to fufil her prophcy or will she die before that.
Partially Kissed Hero: (Harry Potter) by Perfect Lionheart
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Blood Raining Night: (Anime megacrossover, with Inuyasha, Hetalia, and Legend of Korra) by Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni
Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni is a 17 year old caat-demon girl who is torturched by the memory of her father. She works for the Yakuza with her dog-cat-demon friend Inuyasha. She loves denmark but her love is put into peril. Will she save her relationship and destory her father? FIND OUT!
My Immortal: (Harry Potter) by XXXbloodyrists666XXX
Well basically a gothic gurl falls in love with Draco but then it turns out that he is in love with Harry, and the girl is in love with Harry too. What will happen? Slash. T 4 sex and swearing and suicidal thoughts. NO preps. Plz r&r
There were a few I couldn’t find summaries for. Please post any if you find it. (Looking at you, legolas by laura)
—Ls
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Can I propose a summary? by
on 2022-09-15 12:34:16 UTC
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If I can, here goes: for MHA ACADEMIA HERO FOR EVER:
a intripid stury about mha is soo col an nic an fol of ACTION an al of that nic thing an SEXXXXYY (this 18 know) an magick portals an fits an EPICCC wepons! CORRENT ARC: MAPHI A IN EGYT ICELANDDDDD! (SO EPICCCCCCC) (AN: its fanushed)
(P.S: Pretty sure "MHA ACADEMIA" is a mini, but what should MHA minis be?) -
Um... by
on 2022-09-15 17:29:03 UTC
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That’s not a Legendary or Bleepfic. If you think it meets the criteria, you can nominate it, but this is just for Legendaries/Bleepfics. Sorry.
By the way, wasn’t it Claimed by “Pepekyky”, who never did anything else aside from signing the Constitution and making a comment on Greek yogurt?
EDIT: It definitely doesn’t have enough search results to be Legendary. And it’s not five years old.
—Ls
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My Immortal: by
on 2022-09-14 21:27:01 UTC
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Well basically a gothic gurl falls in love with Draco but then it turns out that he is in love with Harry, and the girl is in love with Harry too. What will happen? Slash. T 4 sex and swearing and suicidal thoughts. NO preps. Plz r&r
Basically A. Gothic-Gurl smiled. She was in love with none other than Draco Malfoy! She wondered how she could get him to love her. Lots of flowers, perhaps? The fact that he hated her just because she was one of the few Muggleborns in Slytherin was irrelevant. She’d make him see sense! After all, who wouldn’t love a girl with her flawless pale skin and ebony hair?
As she rounded the corner of the hallway she was in, she ran into the love of her life. It was none other than Draco Malfoy!
“OMG!” Basically squealed. “Draco!”
Draco sighed. “What do you want, Mudblood?”
“I’m in love with you!” Basically exclaimed, leaning closer to him. “I think you should try some leather pants!”
“What—no—look, Mudblood, I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I need to find Crabbe and Goyle. They both disappeared during—“
He was cut off as Basically put her arms around him. “You’re so hot! So swearing hot!"
“Let me go!” Draco said. Why were there no teachers around? Where were Crabbe and Goyle? If only he could reach his wand, he could get away from her. “Besides, I’m already taken!”
“Oh,” Basically released him. “Is it that Pansy girl? Because I can make sure she never bothers us ever again!”
Draco fumbled through his robes’ pockets. He finally wrapped his fingers around his wand. “No, actually,” he admitted. “I’m kinda into...er...” Who could he direct this monstrosity's ire against? “Potter. Yes. I’m into Harry Potter.” There, now she’d bother Potter instead!
“Well, guess what?” The girl smiled. It looked rather like a shark’s grin. “I’m in love with Harry too!”
Just wonderful.
((Because of course. —Ls))
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Funny, Did Laugh (nm) by
on 2022-09-18 06:24:07 UTC
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Just a couple. by
on 2022-09-14 04:25:53 UTC
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Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
The delivery man (a Dementor in a Royal Mail uniform) tapped a bony finger against his chin. "Are you certain, Mr. Potter?"
Harry blinked. "Yes, I'm certain. It's right here." He pointed at the scar on his forehead. "Granted, I don't actually find out about that for another four books yet, but it's definitely, er. Present already."
"Hmmmm." The mail Dementor stared for a moment. "Only I got this package here, specially marked, 'Horcrux - do not overheat', and it's addressed to Mr. Harry Potter, Number 4 Privet Drive."
"Well, I really don't know what to tell you," said Harry, shrugging. "I've already got one, and I think one is enough for anyone . . ."
"Can't argue that one," said the Dementor. "Well, I'll mark that one return to sender; if you could just sign for the other one." He returned the Horcrux package to his satchel and retrieved another, long and thin.
Harry ogled the shape. "Is that a new broom!?"
"Not at all. See the label, here: 'backbone - do not bend'."
A silence hung between them.
Finally, Harry said, "A backbone."
"Yes."
"Like the bones."
"All right."
"From someone's back."
"Right Mr. Potter, a backbone."
Harry slowly inhaled, and exhaled quickly. "Whose backbone?"
"Well, yours, Mr. Potter! That's why I'm delivering it you! It has your name right on the package, of course."
"I." Harry closed his eyes and paused for a moment. Then he opened his eyes again. "I have already got one of those, as well."
"No!"
"Yes."
"Well, this one's addressed to you."
"I don't care. Please just return it."
The Dementor waited a moment. "Are you—"
"I am certain."
"Well, all right then, Mr. Potter. I am sorry about the confusion, then. You have a nice day, all right?"
"Thanks, you too, Nigel."
As the dementor postman floated away into the night sky, Harry pondered to himself: "Didn't we use owls for this?"
Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni is a 17 year old caat-demon girl who is torturched by the memory of her father. She works for the Yakuza with her dog-cat-demon friend Inuyasha. She loves denmark but her love is put into peril. Will she save her relationship and destory her father? FIND OUT!Reicheru appears on stage, decked out in red and white, and bearing a standard topped with the Denmark coat of arms. She grinned at the audience. "So, Denmark. Danish Viking activity dates back to the 8th century and . . ."
Watching from behind the curtains, Bill turned to Ted and asked, "Dude, are we, like, sure, she's from Denmark? She looks Japanese, dude!"
"Dude, that's like totally racist! Like, Japanese chicks can live in Denmark, dude!"
"Dude, you're right! That assumption was a seriously heinous one for me to make, dude!"
And then, of course, they did simultaneous air guitar.
—doctorlit was planning to do a joke with the "Right Mate" summary where the Superman villain Lobo kidnapped Hermione, but he doesn't remember Lobo well enough from the Superman cartoon he used to watch to bother trying. The concept is open for plunder, if anyone is interested.
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Thanks for the Harry Potter one. That was fun. (nm) by
on 2022-09-14 14:26:21 UTC
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YES. by
on 2022-09-14 13:44:39 UTC
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Those were seriously funny—I love the backbone gag. It’s awesomely hilarious. Now if only the actual PKH were funny, at all.
I liked the misinterpretation of the “loving denmark” bit. Very funny.
Can’t use the Lobo bit, as I’m utterly unfamiliar with the cartoon, but I may cover MI.
—Ls really, really, liked these.
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Of course the one time a fandom I know shows up… by
on 2022-09-11 13:35:22 UTC
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The plotbunnies go on vacation. Oh well, I forgot what the actual summary for that swabloo one was anyway, so no harm no foul. Look forward to seeing what we come up with!
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Hmmmm... maybe I will write something for this if I have time. (nm) by
on 2022-09-10 21:08:34 UTC
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