Subject: Tong?
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Posted on: 2022-10-19 14:54:47 UTC
I don't think Draco would appreciate the taste of metal.
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[NSFW] Fëanor on a barbecue, these have got to be the funniest Harry Potter 3P mpreg of all time by
on 2022-10-19 05:19:21 UTC
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I present to you Unknown and its sequel Better Days, a delightfully misspelled and ineptly written adventure in which Harry is randomly turned into a vampire-like… thing by an exchange student from Australia, then Draco and Harry date Snape and have rear-end babies with him. Dumbledore is bashed for not wanting Harry to get pregnant and become unable to fight Voldemort, and Draco and Snape are nicknamed "Dray" and "Sev" respectively. Just have a look at these gems to see how hilariously bad the fics are; from the first fic:
harry looked at [Ron] and sighed
From the sequel:"the problem with that is...you promise not to get made or anything?"
Ron looked at him and sighed "alright"
"I'm gay'
Ron just looked at him
"your gay"
"yes"
"but when"
harry looked back over the garden and sighed
"well i'm in love with Sev..Snape"
"WHAT!"
Harry winced and hurried away into the garden
Harry smiled and tackled him down on the couch and started to kiss him. Slidding his tong along Draco's
bottom lip and stuck his tong into his mouth and started to fight for dominice with a tong battle with draco's
tong.
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Tong? by
on 2022-10-19 14:54:47 UTC
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I don't think Draco would appreciate the taste of metal.
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+1 Newbie Point for that comment. (nm) by
on 2022-10-19 17:06:13 UTC
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Well, it could be silicone tongs (nm) by
on 2022-10-19 15:22:26 UTC
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P.S: In the first fic, by
on 2022-10-19 14:31:27 UTC
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Draco refers to himself as a seme at one point. Don't ask how he knows a Japanese slang term.
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P.P.S: I swear, this thing gets more and more hilarious as it progresses by
on 2022-10-19 15:00:26 UTC
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The Gary Stu that turns Harry into a vampire-like thing? Turns out, he's a member of an uncanonical race called 🥁 🥁 🥁 Gren Tre, whose attributes include:
Gren Tre What are they?
and he turned Harry into one as well. Without consent too.Gren Tre a very old creatures they were
supposedly lived in the earth till a earthquake
that happened in the prehistoric time
awoke them driving them to the surface
to feed.
They are similar to gods Very powerful
they have two mates. most will never find both mates
but some will.
a Gren Tre is able to get pregnant as these creature are so rare
we do not have any information on
the Mating or the pregnancy.
In existence there have been at least 100 Gren Tres alive.
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Oh my gosh. What on earth. by
on 2022-10-19 16:55:03 UTC
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Just....head explodes
That about sums up my reaction.
—Ls
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Aaah! Good canon, what is wrong with those fics?! by
on 2022-10-19 11:30:37 UTC
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The spelling...and...the illogic...just no...the characters only being “borrowed”...PUT THEM BACK, FIC(s)!!! And why is the vampire thing named Billy!?! headdesk
Would you be interested in doing a co-write mission to this, Yuki? Maybe involving Émilie? Because... it needs to die.
—Ls is testing out a new Bleepproduct—Bleepa-cola. Here, take some.
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I'm not actually in HP fandom by
on 2022-10-19 11:32:22 UTC
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so I'm afraid I can't do any missioning for it. Hey, this might be a chance to give Émilie a debut!
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I mean, you don’t have to be a canon expert to cowrite a mission. by
on 2022-10-19 12:03:59 UTC
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You just need to be able to write a character well.
If you want, we could throw Carlisle with Émilie and one of the Four Demonly Kings. It would be fun to have them meet, and Carlisle would have to explain canon to them. I could provide the necessary canon knowledge, you can write your character(s). If you’d like, that is. My email is clickable.
Otherwise, this may just go to my pile of fics that I really should get to. It’s rather large.
—Ls
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Deal, but instead of a Demonly King I'm bringing Fáelán by
on 2022-10-19 13:05:50 UTC
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because he's from Twisted Wonderland, thus providing the perfect chance to compare the magic systems of his universe and Potterverse's. He was even in a dorm that's pretty clearly an expy of Slytherin. I'll leave writing Mme Beauchamp to you, as she's largely your character now; you'll build upon her character in ways you prefer.
My contribution might be slow due to real-life and writing schedules (and gaming).