Here have a flask of the very first batch of CAFfine. Made only of the best* Cute Animal Friends.

*Read as sickeningly twee.

Welcome a-Board, newbie! Please leave your shoes and any sanity you might have at the door, as they tend to make the floor dirty. Especially the sanity, as that's the stuff that drives people to becoming accountants *shudders*.

Anyway, as you're settling in it might be good to read the Original Series, as that's basically what this community is based on. Also, we try to eliminate bad writing, so you might want to read over your posts before you publish them to make sure there aren't any grammar errors, like those I's. I'm not going to blame you for it though, don't worry. I did the exact same thing when I was a newbie. Let me guess... too used to Microsoft Word fixing it for you?

Oh, and digi-gifts you say? Well those are my specialty! *Rummages around in the background, sending papers flying and throwing random objects in the air* Ah-ha! Here it is! A limeon! What is a limeon you say? It's part lemon, part lime and all misspelled! For all your citrus and SPaG (Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation) needs! Have fun, and welcome.

Hi there!

I like the idea of a CAD imploding for once, but you never know quite how badly it might do so...so have a black hole containment field. Just in case.

Anyway, welcome to the PPC!

I'm passing you off this penguin. I haven't been able to get rid of it for a few weeks. It eats fish.

Oh, also, have a couple malted eggs, I've got a few of those lying around...

Hi! Have some fudge!

Are you more of a Classic-Series Whovian or NuWho?

Glad to meet you, Isaac! Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

If you want to ask any questions, feel free! We love answering questions.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Add a hydrophobic goldfish to your order for only 19.99$.

Have you read the Original Series yet? If not, get to it!

Welcome, 12! I'll call you 12. I like it.

Since you are a fellow Whovian, here, have a batch of TARDIS-shaped brass muffins. Yes, brass. You don't want to know how exactly I made brass edible. ^_^

Welcome to the board! Have this slice of cake. I spiked it with cold iron, silver, holy water, Goa'uld symbiote toxin, and pretty much every other thing that is lethal to nonhumans only. I mean, you are human. Right?

Hello! Have a graduated cylinder!
(and don't worry, the presents will slowly meander in as the Board gets checked and stuff.)

Welcome to the PPC, Isaac! As a welcoming gift, I give you a magic cookie and a tube of multi-colored glitter. Have fun.

Hello there faceless newbie! You seem to have answered all the standard questions before they were asked excepting one; e.g. what are your fandoms? Anyway, since you came here by way of TvTropes my gift to you is a Nice Hat. It changes style and color at the push of a button, yet somehow manages to always remain ostentatious.

Greetings, oblivious new friend! Help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods! Don't worry; they won't bite!

So, tell us a bit about your fan interests! What fandoms do you follow? What kinds of fics (or other stories) do you like to read and write?