Subject: Oh, YUCK!
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Posted on: 2012-08-30 15:32:00 UTC
Gah! Holy Glod on the Heavenly Toilet Seat, what IS this? I survived the original CUPCAKES and this makes me sick!
Someone - anyone - please kill this. Kill it dead. Like with a rock or something. -whimpers-
If not, here you go.
Dipper Goes to Taco Bell
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Rating: M
Warnings: NSFW, NSFB, for vore, scat, necrophilia, cannibalism, etcetcetcetcetc.
I'd say it warrants Bleepfic status at the very least.
Gah! Holy Glod on the Heavenly Toilet Seat, what IS this? I survived the original CUPCAKES and this makes me sick!
Someone - anyone - please kill this. Kill it dead. Like with a rock or something. -whimpers-
There are really two Gravity Falls fanfiction that have become infamous for being both bad and extremely squicky - this, and "Grunkle Stan the Rapist", which I've already reported. I've only skimmed over both of them, because they're just too disturbing for me, but I think they both need sporking as soon as possible.
They are just so offensive and gruesome and disgraceful to the fandom that I can hardly comprehend it. Someone, do something.
Oh, and for the curious but lazy: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8349024/1/GrunkleStanthe_Rapist
This is, in my opinion, completely unsporkable. I can't think of a single way to make things funny in this fic.
I think I'm going to hurl.
Or rather, in which there is a Sherlock Stu and an Irene Sue and... it's ridiculously long.
What could have happened
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: T
Watnings: Bad grammar, OOCness, superbloodylongness, temporal distortions like WOAH.
I'd be willing to tackle it, but I'd need help from someone who does exorcisms regularly, too...
I'm a pretty good resource for Sherlock's character and for the plausibility of deductions, due to the fact that I'm an omnivorous reader with a lot of odd scientific facts rattling around in my head. I'd be willing to come along for the ride and provide support.
If not, I'll be eagerly awaiting the sporking death of anything with a Sherlock Stu.
Considering my Agents have worked with exorcists at IAHF, I suppose they would know the basics (and they have done two Sherlock missions already, so they've a good idea of when he's in character and out of character).