Gah! Holy Glod on the Heavenly Toilet Seat, what IS this? I survived the original CUPCAKES and this makes me sick!

Someone - anyone - please kill this. Kill it dead. Like with a rock or something. -whimpers-

There are really two Gravity Falls fanfiction that have become infamous for being both bad and extremely squicky - this, and "Grunkle Stan the Rapist", which I've already reported. I've only skimmed over both of them, because they're just too disturbing for me, but I think they both need sporking as soon as possible.

They are just so offensive and gruesome and disgraceful to the fandom that I can hardly comprehend it. Someone, do something.

Oh, and for the curious but lazy: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8349024/1/GrunkleStanthe_Rapist

This is, in my opinion, completely unsporkable. I can't think of a single way to make things funny in this fic.

I think I'm going to hurl.

Or rather, in which there is a Sherlock Stu and an Irene Sue and... it's ridiculously long.

What could have happened
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: T
Watnings: Bad grammar, OOCness, superbloodylongness, temporal distortions like WOAH.

I'd be willing to tackle it, but I'd need help from someone who does exorcisms regularly, too...