Ah Star Wars, lets see what I can give you. How about a replica of Qui-Gon's robe. It's a bit like a backwards snuggie in my opinon, nice and warm.
I don't have cake sadly, but I'm sure someone will give you some!

We don't bite! Really. I'm an HP nerd, so we don't really share a fandom. (Secretly, I fell asleep during Star Wars. In my defense, I was up for school that day, it was really late and I had a show choir competition that required me to get up at four the next morning. I also fell asleep during Jaws, but I really don't have an excuse for that).

Here! How about some double bleepolate cake! It's delicious and homemade,

Since it seems no one asked yet, did you read the Original Series and the PPC Consititution?

Hm...a Star Wars fan, eh? I have just the gift for you!
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a Dark Black Darth Vader helmet. Guaranteed to make you look more menacing than the Dark Lord himself--as long as you wear the rest of the costume, of course. Otherwise, you might end up making everyone laugh at the horribly clashing colors.

Hello, hello, greetings!

Here, have an Infinite Notebook, lined, with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't blind yourself!

-Aila

Welcome to the PPC!
I'm Len. :D
Sadly, we don't share any fandoms- unless you count Lord of the Rings, which it was unclear from your post whether you do or not- but I'm not quite so uncultured that I wouldn't know to give you this Jell-O sculpture of Darth Vader's lightsaber. And, of course, a thick slice of guava u

Welcome to our humble board. I would give you cake, as you have been promised, but as you know, the cake is a li-*bang*

Here, have a Fire Flower. Just, try not to burn down your neighborhood.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Keep away from old adults young children.

Well, hello there. Welcome to the PPC!
I think I have missed a few newbie introductions because of my life being full of stuff and having no time to post. So, I'll make a big batch of newbie cake for everyone! Please share it, though. Sometimes the greedy ones eat it up too fast...

Hi, have some fudge!

Greetings, new friend!

Have an ysalamir!

However, I will present to you a virtual brioche. Eaten mostly by hungry French peasents as they tried to be brothers, equals, and free people of France.

It's OK if you're not aligned with HP or LotR. Just stay on watch of Star Wars badfics, and report them if you see one. Take your time here before doing missions though, try to know a lot more about the community.