Subject: My bookshelves, still somewhat scattered from the reflooring, but still countable!
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Posted on: 2023-05-30 05:41:27 UTC

So, part of the situation is this: one of my reading goals is to read every prose series that's ever been visited in a PPC mission. To that end, I've been slowly collecting some series bit by bit, but haven't actually read them yet. (I'm already in the middle of several series, and would like to finish some of those before I add new ones into my reading rotation.) I think that's going to make my list a bit of an outlier here, since it reflects partly what I want to read, rather than what I have read. Anyway, on with the list?

(The numbers are reversing upon publishing, and it's too late at night to fix it, so just keep in mind I'm actually going from 10 up to 1.)

  1. At the bottom of the top, I have William Shakespeare, with 8 plays! I'm no enemy of script format, and while lots of folks argue it's better to see plays acted out, reading is just kind of my thing! The full collection is Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth, Othello, Julius Caesar, The Tempest, The Merry Wives of Windsor, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Hamlet, the best one.

  2. Almost immediately, I have to embarrass myself! This is a tie, at 9 books each, between Anthony Horowitz, (from collecting the Alex Rider series, due to the Neshomeh+Guvnor of Space cowrite) and . . . Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, authors of the Left Behind series. >.> Look, I was young, and I've never been very discerning in what I read, that hunger needs to be satiated! I was just kind of just . . . accepting the story for what it was, at the time. But as I got older, and started realizing how harmful the end-of-the-world proselytizing could be, coupled with VM linking me to some critical sites that pointed out how inhuman the characters in the series felt . . . this became one of the only series where I broke my "always finish what I start" rule, and just stopped purchasing these. I left off with the three prequels, and first six of the main series. I suppose I ought to just get rid of them . . . (If anyone's ever morbidly curious to read one, I can only recommend the first prequel, The Rising. The authors had legitimately improved by the time they hit the prequels, and The Rising has the best-written protagonist out of the whole series. The authors wanted to make Marilena Carpathia seem weak-willed, imperfect, and unable to control the events happening around her, which of course make her a lot easier to empathize with than the bland puppets from further on in the series. I even named a petting zoo goat after her! She's actually a pretty decent, emotional look at what life would be like for the mother of the Antichrist. By accident, I'm certain.)

  3. A tie between John Flanagan and J.K. Rowling, at 11 books each. Flanagan writes the Ranger's Apprentice and Brotherhood Chronicles series, which I'm collecting due to Iximaz's spin-off featuring a couple missions there. And naturally, Rowling is represented through the seven mainline Harry Potter, Cursed Child, and those three little "textbooks" made for charity. What can I say, I might need them for PPC mission references.

  4. Lemony Snickett, at 12 books, which I'm collecting thanks to Caribbean Blue doing a mission there. And because the narration style is amusing. Have I mentioned I'm not too proud to read children's books at age 36?

  5. Brian Jacques, with 18 books. Redwall has seen heavy PPC attention, so of course it's on my to-read list! I've collected 16 of that series so far, and I also have Castaways of the Flying Dutchman and The Angel's Command, also unread.

  6. A tie at 19, for both Rick Riordan and Erin Hunter, who is of course seven different authors, but I think it still counts as one name for this list. Both are on here as part of my PPC missions list, with Percy Jackson being a fairly common mission setting, especially for Iximaz, and Warriors joining the list from KittyNoodles's mission.

  7. Mercedes Lackey, at 27, for her Valdemar series, joining from Triskellion's spin-off. Boy, this isn't a very fun list to read, when I haven't read most of the books, huh? I'm sorry.

  8. We're getting into the big kids now; are you ready? Third place is Stephen King, with 53 books! (Although it's technically 52; I had a copy of The Running Man, but later got a copy of The Bachman Books anthology, which contains TRM inside. I'm just holding onto the standalone copy so I can read King's author's note from the beginning before I read the actual story. Then I'll donate it!) I just really, really like King's stuff! I like narratives of ordinary folks being pitted against powerful antagonists, and still fighting tooth and nail to survive, because what else is there to do? I obviously won't list all the titles, but the breakdown goes: 1 short story collection read, 12 novels read (including the 8 Dark Tower novels), 30/31 novels unread (depending on how you count TRM), 8 story collections unread, and the horror essay collection Danse Macabre unread. I should also have in the read section: Night Shift, but I lent it to the head of Dragon World for inspiration in his D&D campaign and never got it back; It, which I lent to the head of Tropics and never got It back; and On Writing, which is just straight up missing. Wonder when that disappeared . . . Anyway, I know a lot of folks here aren't comfortable with horror, but if anyone's been curious to dip a toe into King, I recommend From a Buick 8. It's fairly light on the horror and character death; I'd almost classify it as "urban eldritch horror," if that makes any sense. I do warn that some of the monster descriptions get kind of grody, one of those special monsters that wears a swastika is present, and there are offscreen suicides. Also, special shout-out to The Tommyknockers, the only one that's made me cry so far! >.>

  9. It's her. It's time. It's the lady of my tween years, her majesty, K.A. Applegate. Okay, Animorphs was technically a group project of like 20ish authors, including Applegate's husband, but still. It's the full series, plus the two choose-your-own-adventure books, for a total of 64. (Sorry, GMA!) I know it's been said on the Board before, but the series is surprisingly mature for its intended audience. If you can get past the body horror and incredible violence, the whole series is free to read now, due to being out of print.

  10. Are you ready? It's the number one slot, ARE YOU READY? FOR MORE KIDS BOOKS?! It's R.L. Stine, baby, the Goosebumps author, with 94 BOOKS! YEAH! I've got the entire 62-book run of the original series, 18 of the first nineteen Give Yourself Goosebumps choose-your-own-adventure books (I guess everyone's calling these gamebooks all of a sudden? I guess it is faster to type!), the first 9 from Series 2000, and 1 from the Goosebumps Horrorland series I got from my brother. I also have Dangerous Girls, a standalone teen vampire novel, Stine's autobiography, and the "Official Collector's Caps Book," which may truly not count, since it's side trash. I doubt anyone here has any interest in getting into Goosebumps at this point, but just in case: I personally remember The Ghost Next Door as being surprisingly more mature than the other stories (but I was ten, so take "mature" with a grain of salt); A Night in Terror Tower involves a bit of real English history; and Legend of the Lost Legend stands out a bit because the parent characters aren't blindingly clueless about the conflict in that one.

No clever outro tonight, I'm sleepy and need to get to bed. Night, all!

—doctorlit

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