Subject: The ones you know plus a few more!
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Posted on: 2023-10-30 20:53:38 UTC

Jenni Robinson: That Mom who thinks her kids are better than everyone else's and won't stop bragging about them. She's carrying around a wallet full of photos because her youngest is really into those new-gen Polaroids, isn't he so gifted?

Henry Robinson (14): Older son whose mom is That Mom and is this close to setting something on fire. Keeps playing with a lighter.

Simon Robinson (7): Younger son who is gifted and knows it. Slightly too well-dressed for a child his age and so pretty you just want to punch him when he smiles. Carrying a new-gen Polaroid, of course (and is actually having a great time taking photos of the most mundane stuff).

Derik: The illustration on the book cover that looks nothing like the character as described in the book. Has said book for context. (IDK what book, something from the Wheel of Time series maybe?)

Gall: That person you're pretty sure is the one who keeps taking up all the washing machines at once, but you can't catch them at it. Has loads of quarters jangling in her pockets and detergents for every wash type.

Gadrik (4): A bag of laundry. Basically a sack with holes in the bottom for his feet, cinched up under his arms and safety-pinned to his actual shirt. Various items of clothing "falling" out of the top of the sack, also safety-pinned. Underpants on his head because he is four and this is hilarious.

~Neshomeh

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