So sorry for the late greetings!

Here, have an Infinite Notebook, lined, with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't blind yourself!

-Aila

HAVE A COOKIE YOU LOVELY PERSON wait no serious face. *clears throat* Welcome to the PPC. Here is a welcome cookie.

Welcome Aboard! Here, have some Bleepka. May or may not contain arsenic.

I'm new too so I figured it would be nice of me to say hi! We seem to like a lot of the same things. I like Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia, Sherlock, Harry Potter and Doctor Who as well!

Always glad to see new faces.

In continuation of my long-standing tradition of passing out ordnance, I have for you an MA-5D ICWS assault rifle, a bandolier of Krak grenades, and a Republic P-47D Thunderbolt that Agent Mike may've...borrowed from an alternate history fic. May they serve you well in the pursuit of Assassinating many, many Sues.

THE RIFLE: Point away from face and toward Sues, Stus, and Bad OCs. Short, controlled bursts are the key.

THE GRENADES: Pull the pin, throw the oher part. And remember - once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is No Longer Our Friend. It being a Krak grenade, the blast has extremely small radius, but can knock out a tank. So no real need to worry about collateral damage. Just...don't miss. Please.

THE INTERCEPTOR: 100-octane fuel only, please. Remember to get within .15 miles of your target before firing - the gun convergence means you won't hit anything further away. But when you DO hit something...Well. It's not called a "Thunderbolt" for nothing!

Again, welcome! We're the GOOD crazy, we swear.

Darn real life.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Not for resale!

So, another OFUM reader, I see. Welcome to the PPC!
Have you read the Original Series and the PPC Constitution yet?

Oh yeah, your newbie gift!
*rummages through bag of holding*
Have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional city inside!

Have a hat! *Hands out a magnificently gray and generic hat.*

You have a very nice set of fandoms. :D LotR and Harry Potter are two of my absolute favourites as well. I also have to ask which House you identify with (Pottermore says I'm a Gryffindor). XD

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Oh, goodie! I'm obsessed. Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw?

And you like Dr. Who......oh, yay.......(Long story. I have obsessed people who surround me)

Have some Bleepolate Ice Cream!

Greetings, new friend! Have a pet raincloud! Just promise not to share it with your little cactus up there.

Nasty filthy cacti, they burns us . . .

Hi, have some fudge!

Here, have a bag of sunlight!