Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2013-06-16 02:49:00 UTC
Greetings, new friend! Have a pet raincloud! Just promise not to share it with your little cactus up there.
Nasty filthy cacti, they burns us . . .
Greetings and salutations to all! I'm not really sure what to say, this in it's self may announce that I'm new. I heard about PPC through OFUM. I like LotR (books),Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Harry Potter. In addendum I have a pet beetle named Gandalf the Spork.
Good day to all you lovely people,
Wolf🌵
So sorry for the late greetings!
Here, have an Infinite Notebook, lined, with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't blind yourself!
-Aila
HAVE A COOKIE YOU LOVELY PERSON wait no serious face. *clears throat* Welcome to the PPC. Here is a welcome cookie.
Welcome Aboard! Here, have some Bleepka. May or may not contain arsenic.
I'm new too so I figured it would be nice of me to say hi! We seem to like a lot of the same things. I like Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia, Sherlock, Harry Potter and Doctor Who as well!
It seems like we have a lot in common! Maybe sometime we could write together.
Always glad to see new faces.
In continuation of my long-standing tradition of passing out ordnance, I have for you an MA-5D ICWS assault rifle, a bandolier of Krak grenades, and a Republic P-47D Thunderbolt that Agent Mike may've...borrowed from an alternate history fic. May they serve you well in the pursuit of Assassinating many, many Sues.
THE RIFLE: Point away from face and toward Sues, Stus, and Bad OCs. Short, controlled bursts are the key.
THE GRENADES: Pull the pin, throw the oher part. And remember - once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is No Longer Our Friend. It being a Krak grenade, the blast has extremely small radius, but can knock out a tank. So no real need to worry about collateral damage. Just...don't miss. Please.
THE INTERCEPTOR: 100-octane fuel only, please. Remember to get within .15 miles of your target before firing - the gun convergence means you won't hit anything further away. But when you DO hit something...Well. It's not called a "Thunderbolt" for nothing!
Again, welcome! We're the GOOD crazy, we swear.
Yay weapons! They look so nice right next to all my knives.
Darn real life.
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Not for resale!
So, another OFUM reader, I see. Welcome to the PPC!
Have you read the Original Series and the PPC Constitution yet?
Oh yeah, your newbie gift!
*rummages through bag of holding*
Have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional city inside!
Have a hat! *Hands out a magnificently gray and generic hat.*
You have a very nice set of fandoms. :D LotR and Harry Potter are two of my absolute favourites as well. I also have to ask which House you identify with (Pottermore says I'm a Gryffindor). XD
Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!
Shinyyyyyyyyy
I'm in Ravenclaw.
Oh, goodie! I'm obsessed. Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw?
And you like Dr. Who......oh, yay.......(Long story. I have obsessed people who surround me)
Have some Bleepolate Ice Cream!
Greetings, new friend! Have a pet raincloud! Just promise not to share it with your little cactus up there.
Nasty filthy cacti, they burns us . . .
Hi, have some fudge!
Here, have a bag of sunlight!