Hello, new person here

Hello, new person here by Naptha on 2012-06-18 00:32:00 UTC

Hi there! by Tomash on 2012-06-19 17:07:00 UTC Reply

Have some Bleepka ... you might need it someday.
Welcome~! by Crimson Flight on 2012-06-19 10:55:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! As I have said with most other newbies I've greeted, have my everlasting friendship!

Does that mean I can make you do stuff? (nm) by Naptha on 2012-06-20 01:09:00 UTC Reply

Nope by Crimson Flight on 2012-06-20 11:21:00 UTC Reply

Nah, everlasting friendship does not equal everlasting servitude.

But anyway, have fun here.

Bah :) Will do! (nm) by Naptha on 2012-06-20 14:47:00 UTC Reply

Re: Hello, new person here by Cyba Zero on 2012-06-18 19:09:00 UTC Reply

Welcome newcomer!

Also, have some light moonglasses. They're like dark sunglasses but look cool at night instead!
Re: Hello, new person here by SingingTheThunder on 2012-06-18 18:39:00 UTC Reply

Hello new person. Here have a cowboy hat.*
*See Dresden Files: Inexplicable covers for explanation.
Re: Hello, new person here by Antigone68104 on 2012-06-18 14:14:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Hello there! by OpinionedAngel on 2012-06-18 14:13:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?
Oh hai there! by HerrWozzeck on 2012-06-18 04:17:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here!

Here, have some Ligeti for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJnoU8oR76g&feature=related
Hello there! by SeaTurtle on 2012-06-18 02:09:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Bottled at Impossible spring, Nowhereland.
Welcome a-Board! by TheMadHatteress on 2012-06-18 01:42:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and welcome to the PPC! I can't think of anything clever to say right now, so I'll just give you a gift. Congrats! You are now the proud owner of a wizard's hat! It's quite sparkly and is conveniently labeled "wizard".
A slight gift of some fanfics by Naptha on 2012-06-18 01:31:00 UTC Reply

Just thought I'd throw in some fanfiction links to not good fanfictions but funny ones. Can't see them on the badfic pages of your wiki so they might be new to you, I dunno :)

http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/stories/chapter.php?storyid=2482&chapterid=10730 - Mature, crossover, makes no sense

http://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=12251 - This one I had to hunt down a bit but god it was worth it. Mature, insane, Pokemon sex. Also hilarious, I don't believe for a second this guy was actually going for erotic even though he says he was.

Fanfictions shared are NSFW by Naptha on 2012-06-18 09:50:00 UTC Reply

I couldn't find a way to edit my post so the subject text will show up when people glance at it, hopefully that'll cover it :)
I don't know about you but... by SeaTurtle on 2012-06-18 02:18:00 UTC Reply

...those URLs are looking slightly fishy. "bsdm library?" "Fakku?"

You might want to mention that you're linking us to what seems like porno websites.

Well, the warnings were there. by Ellipsis Flood on 2012-06-18 09:36:00 UTC Reply

Still, one might want to add a NSFW flag in the post title.
Re: I don't know about you but... by Naptha on 2012-06-18 08:27:00 UTC Reply

Well adult fanfiction. Sorry! Want me to take them down or is the notice enough?

Welcome, newbie! by LunarHuntress on 2012-06-18 01:19:00 UTC Reply

You've already found the IRC, so you've probably gotten inundated with greetings from there, but let me welcome you to the Board - it's full of great people and conversation and more than a little craziness. As a welcome present, have an Official Hipster Scarf (oh, you probably haven't heard of it :P )

Re: Welcome, newbie! by Naptha on 2012-06-18 01:32:00 UTC Reply

Psh it's not cool if you've got one too. I'll have none of that mainstream rubbish! ;)

Oho. You'll do well. :) (nm) by LunarHuntress on 2012-06-20 05:14:00 UTC Reply

Ciao! by ThatOne on 2012-06-18 01:14:00 UTC Reply

Let me be the first to welcome you to the PPC Board. I see you've already found the IRC but I would also like to link you to the wiki here: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki
and our Constitution here:https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=18hztHpDehxcfrjaXoFUew1vb0BdZPDAusHxMHzHiCzM
The wiki contains many helpful FAQs if you have any questions and the Constitution contains our rules for the entire community. We are also reenacting the Big Sib/Little Sib thingamabob but I'm not the one to talk to for that. Try one of the oldbies like JulyFlame or Huinesoron.

Also! You, lucky newbie, are now the proud owner of a Magic Generator Box* for all types of fantasy. It's a good replacement for magic wands and ancient powerful amulets.

*Copyright 2012 ThatOne. Not for use by evil overlords and children under three.

Re: Ciao! by Naptha on 2012-06-18 01:22:00 UTC Reply

Thanks mate, I'd already found the Wiki and rules too :). In the event of my becoming an evil overlord (or, less likely, a child under three) I cannot make any promises to return your Magic Generator Box however. I thank you for easing my conquest of this world.