Good to have you a-Board!

Hii! by WittyNit on 2012-06-13 06:36:00 UTC Reply

Hi! I can't believe I found you guys! I had heard the PPC existed, and that they were jerks from some of my friends who used to write stuff on fanfiction.net, and then yesterday I was on TV Tropes and stumbled across you guy's page, and found the stuff with Jay and Acacia and thought it was awesome. I also checked out the wiki, which is how I found this board. I have the Newbie Guide open in another tab right now, actually. Despite what my friends said, you guys seem pretty cool.

So, yeah, I'm pleased to find you guys, and hope to get along awesomely with all of you!

Hello and welcome! by the Irish Samurai on 2012-06-14 20:46:00 UTC Reply

Oooh, another Cowboy Bebop fan! Man, it's been ages since I last watched that, but I still remember how good it was. I should probably watch it again somtime... like, now maybe...

Have some Bleeprin, it might come in handy.
Hi! by loomCAT on 2012-06-13 20:27:00 UTC Reply

Hey, I'm new, too! But I can still give gifts right? *rummages through things*

Here, have a tiger plushie! It won't come to life and try to eat your face. Really! I promise! *sniggers*
'Ello there! by ThatOne on 2012-06-13 18:12:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC Board sir/lady. Please feel free to leave your sanity at the door; it won't get much use here. As for your friends, they are welcome to join as well, as long as they uphold the code of good writing. I get the feeling one of them had a fic of theirs sporked.

For being an awesome person and coming here without bias I award you a Wand-o-Awesomeness*. It can turn anything you want into a more awesome form with just a wave!

*Batteries not included. May explode if asked to awesomify housework.

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Welcome a-Board! by TheMadHatteress on 2012-06-13 17:59:00 UTC Reply

Another troper eh? I only go on TV Tropes when I know that I don't have anything urgent to do for the next few hours. It can be kind of a black hole. But anyway, since you are a troper I shall award you with a Nice Hat. Its color and style change according to your preferences!
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2012-06-13 17:20:00 UTC Reply
Re: Hii! by Antigone68104 on 2012-06-13 14:46:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Hey there! by SeaTurtle on 2012-06-13 13:05:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Volatility is inversely proportional to how much you want it to spontaneously combust. Therefore, always have explosions on your mind.
Nice to meet you! by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-06-13 12:24:00 UTC Reply

Lots of people seem to come here through TV Tropes... myself included!

Have these two gifts. First, a Himu-nickname! I am going to call you... Pasta. Don't try wondering how I came to choose that name. And secondly, a Box of Infinity!

Warning! Box of Infinity may contain infinite tropes. Take the Box of Infinity on Wiki Walks daily.
Re: Hii! by desdendelle on 2012-06-13 11:55:00 UTC Reply

Ooh, another guy from TvTropes. Hi there, and have a nice cup of green tea. Just mind the leaves, as they are carnivorous and might try to eat you. :P
Welcome~! by Crimson Flight on 2012-06-13 09:57:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC Mr. WittyNit! Here, take my everlasting friendship as a gift, because I don't have anything else.
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2012-06-13 06:58:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! Have a smellifying glass! Use it to detect faint traces of smell. For example, using it on me right now will reveal the disgusting mint toothpaste I just used to brush with, as well as the waffles I had for dinner and perhaps just a hint of tapir feces from cleaning their fee pad earlier!

*feed pad by doctorlit on 2012-06-13 06:59:00 UTC Reply

We don't charge the animals a fee for staying at the zoo.

This is why you shouldn't type when you're tired, boys and girls.

Hullo there by Data Junkie on 2012-06-13 06:50:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to our big dysfunctional family. As such, you can think of me as your "Big Brother". If you're wondering what I'm on about, you can look up "Big Sib" on the wiki while you're there. Basic idea is that I'll help you out around here, answer any questions you have, etc. You should be able to contact me via email by clicking my name. If that doesn't work, my email is on the beta reader list, also on thw wiki.

Incidentally, since this is a fanfiction community at it's heart, I've a few questions of my own. For starters, what're your fandoms? Do you write fanfiction, or just read it? You're gonna wait at least a month before asking for permission, right? (Please, for the love of Vera, say yes.)

Thank you! by WittyNit on 2012-06-13 07:30:00 UTC Reply

Thanks for the offer! To answer your questions, I like a lot of comics and anime, though I'm particularly fond of DC's new Demon Knights series, Cowboy Bebop, and of course Batman. I have written some fanfiction, but I'm sort of embarrassed by it, and haven't published it anywhere on the internet. And yes, of course! I did read the rules for permission already!

You sir/madam have excellent taste by Data Junkie on 2012-06-13 20:35:00 UTC Reply

While I'm probably enjoying Frankenstein and Dial H a little more than Demon Knights, Demon Knights is definitely up there on my list. Also, you have no idea how happy it makes me that you're actually reading all the rules and things. Incidentally, I do have another question: What're your preferred pronouns? After all people continuously calling you sir/madam, or similar things, gets awkward after a while.

Incidentally, why does your IP address keep changing?

Re: You sir/madam have excellent taste by WittyNit on 2012-06-14 03:08:00 UTC Reply

I'm a he, sir, whatever. As for the IP thing, I'm sort of paranoid about privacy, so I use TOR as my default browser. This has the unfortunate side-effect of preventing me from joining your IRC chatroom, it seems. Apparently Sorcery doesn't like TOR. I'll maybe figure something else out and join in later.