Oooh, another Cowboy Bebop fan! Man, it's been ages since I last watched that, but I still remember how good it was. I should probably watch it again somtime... like, now maybe...

Have some Bleeprin, it might come in handy.

Hey, I'm new, too! But I can still give gifts right? *rummages through things*

Here, have a tiger plushie! It won't come to life and try to eat your face. Really! I promise! *sniggers*

Welcome to the PPC Board sir/lady. Please feel free to leave your sanity at the door; it won't get much use here. As for your friends, they are welcome to join as well, as long as they uphold the code of good writing. I get the feeling one of them had a fic of theirs sporked.

For being an awesome person and coming here without bias I award you a Wand-o-Awesomeness*. It can turn anything you want into a more awesome form with just a wave!


*Batteries not included. May explode if asked to awesomify housework.

Another troper eh? I only go on TV Tropes when I know that I don't have anything urgent to do for the next few hours. It can be kind of a black hole. But anyway, since you are a troper I shall award you with a Nice Hat. Its color and style change according to your preferences!

Hi, have some fudge!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Volatility is inversely proportional to how much you want it to spontaneously combust. Therefore, always have explosions on your mind.

Lots of people seem to come here through TV Tropes... myself included!

Have these two gifts. First, a Himu-nickname! I am going to call you... Pasta. Don't try wondering how I came to choose that name. And secondly, a Box of Infinity!

Warning! Box of Infinity may contain infinite tropes. Take the Box of Infinity on Wiki Walks daily.

Ooh, another guy from TvTropes. Hi there, and have a nice cup of green tea. Just mind the leaves, as they are carnivorous and might try to eat you. :P

Welcome to the PPC Mr. WittyNit! Here, take my everlasting friendship as a gift, because I don't have anything else.

Greetings, new friend! Have a smellifying glass! Use it to detect faint traces of smell. For example, using it on me right now will reveal the disgusting mint toothpaste I just used to brush with, as well as the waffles I had for dinner and perhaps just a hint of tapir feces from cleaning their fee pad earlier!

Welcome to our big dysfunctional family. As such, you can think of me as your "Big Brother". If you're wondering what I'm on about, you can look up "Big Sib" on the wiki while you're there. Basic idea is that I'll help you out around here, answer any questions you have, etc. You should be able to contact me via email by clicking my name. If that doesn't work, my email is on the beta reader list, also on thw wiki.

Incidentally, since this is a fanfiction community at it's heart, I've a few questions of my own. For starters, what're your fandoms? Do you write fanfiction, or just read it? You're gonna wait at least a month before asking for permission, right? (Please, for the love of Vera, say yes.)