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Newbie Thoughts by AlternateSanity on 2012-05-30 22:39:00 UTC Reply

Well, I guess I'm new here....

Anyway, I'm loving you guys so far. Your all hilarious, creative, and, amazing? Anyway, You guys are awesome, hope to be joining your ranks!

Welcome! by OpinionedAngel on 2012-06-04 15:39:00 UTC Reply

Hello there! Have some chocolate, won't you?
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2012-05-31 14:07:00 UTC Reply
Hello there, la! by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-05-31 13:50:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Sanity optional!
I wouldn'tgo so far to say that we're all awesome, but I can definitely think of a few. Naming no names. *cough*Tawaki*cough* Dagnabbit!

Either way, have this Box of Infinity!
Warning! Box of Infinity is water soluble. Do not expose to dragonflies.
Re: Newbie Thoughts by Antigone68104 on 2012-05-31 13:35:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2012-05-31 06:30:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they ~~don't~~ bite!
Oh hai there! by HerrWozzeck on 2012-05-31 02:35:00 UTC Reply

We love newbies! Make yourself right at home!

Here, have some Stravinsky for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFRwKQqbk4
Welcome! by SeaTurtle on 2012-05-31 01:02:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Drinking it voids warranty.
Hello Sanity. by ThatOne on 2012-05-31 00:12:00 UTC Reply

For something that is scarce among Boarders, isn't it strange that there are three different types? Apart from you there is Shattered Sanity and the other newbie Rainbow Sanity. I usually tell newbies to leave their sanity at the door but I think you can keep yours. Just make sure you lose it once in a while.

In other news, you are now the proud owner of some SPaG candy. It's candy because I like being praised and SPaG flavored because you used the wrong type of "you're". * is an occasional Grammar Nazi*. Also, what are your fandoms?

Well..... by AlternateSanity on 2012-05-31 21:05:00 UTC Reply

I actually know Rainbow in the real world, hence the Sanity ending. I know the MLP fandom and LoTR fandom rather well, other then that, not much. Also I did catch that miss use of "your" instead of "you're", I was hoping no one would catch it....

Welcome a-Board! by TheMadHatteress on 2012-05-31 00:09:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome to the PPC! It feels like you're the tenth newbie that I've welcomed today. Anyway, have a propellor cap! It'll take you wherever you need to go, provided that you don't put you fingers near the blades.
Are you feeling lucky? by ThArcanist on 2012-05-30 23:06:00 UTC Reply

If you want to make a lasting impression on this site, either for being brave enough, stupid enough, or both, (don't) read any of these stories. It's really a bad idea, unless you need standards of stories that are worse than any other story. Ever.

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Legendary_Badfic

Do not do it, it's more stupid than brave.

Okay, look by Data Junkie on 2012-05-31 07:33:00 UTC Reply

A) You, yourself, are still a newbie. Ergo, I don't think you're qualified to tell another newbie how to make a lasting impression. Seeing as you have to, y'know, have lasted for that.
B) While you have made an impression (whether or not it's lasting has yet to be seen), I'd like to point out that, from what I can gather, it's not exactly positive. I'm not sure anyone would actually want to take advice on how to make an impression from someone who has mostly manged to annoy people.
C) As ThatOne has said, hazing the newbies, especially in that particular way? Not cool.

On a tangentially related note what is this obsession the new people we've been getting seem to have with the LBs? They're bad, yeah, but mostly they're only truly terrible if you have a reasonably deep understanding/love for the fandoms they're in. Otherwise, they're not much worse than any other badfic. If people really want to torture themselves, they should go find something like Fan Fiction Fridays from Topless Robot, or some other MSTlike. That way you get humor interspersed with bad.
Seconding Dann, but with the addition... by JulyFlame on 2012-05-31 07:26:00 UTC Reply

That you are in no place to talk about making a "lasting impression on this site", being a newbie yourself, and one who's made quite a few large errors in a very short period of time.

As you already noted below, this was a cruel and mean thing to do. Just because you know them already gave you no reason to say it as you did.
um... by Techno-Dann on 2012-05-31 06:41:00 UTC Reply

I've read... one of those. I'd like to think that lasting impressions on this site come from contributions to the community, rather than self-flagellation with Legendary Badfic.
Now hold on a minute, by ThatOne on 2012-05-30 23:54:00 UTC Reply

Hazing the newbies is a cruel thing. At least warn them what they're getting into first. Then let them decide if they want their brain to melt.

I did! by ThArcanist on 2012-05-31 02:28:00 UTC Reply

I did warn him, and I know him personally. I asked him about it later, and said that he didn't do it. But it was slightly mean-spirited, and I wouldn't have done it if I didn't know him.

Welcome! by Crimson Flight on 2012-05-30 23:04:00 UTC Reply

Hello there new person, like every other newbie I have greeted, please accept my everlasting friendship~!
Welcome, friend! by ThArcanist on 2012-05-30 22:50:00 UTC Reply

From one newbie to another, from the bottom of my heart. Here, take this bumper sticker.

*Glod was my copilot.
Welcome, man! by Rainbow Sanity on 2012-05-30 22:44:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to PPC! By the way, thanks for telling me about it yourself.