Subject: Hello Guest!
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Posted on: 2012-05-30 12:09:00 UTC
I'm Darklordaakmal, the new claimant of Arda, Aperture Science and the house next to you. Please stay and have our scrupmtious treats of virtual cookies, virtual tea, and virtual hugs.
So I've been lurking around the wiki and reading up on various things therein (also read the mission file for Cupcakes... I managed to avoid reading the original up until that point, so horror galore >
Welcome aboard the good ship PPC. Don't worry about past mistakes, nobody can be perfect. Just keep writing and you'll get better. To help you with that I give you... *drumroll* the Generic Writing Tool! It can be programmed to become whatever writing implement you want, be it pen, pencil, quill, or crayon.
They're so scritchy, and in an emergency, they make for great tickling :D
Hello there newbie! Welcome to the PPC. Don't worry about what you've done in the past, we all have a few skeletons in our closets. Anyway, have some 2-D glasses, perfect for making real life seem like your favorite shows!
What I find strange is that all my nostalgia is all 2D.
It's nice to meet you!
Don't worry about being a former 'Sue/'Stu/'Ooh writer, I think lots of people have written one at some point.
*glares at the drawing of Yuki Amano on my wall*
...*twitch*
A-Anyway! Have a Box of Infinity!
Warning! Do not spill tea on the Box of Infinity. Dry clean only.
What happens when I stick my arm in? Does it-OHMYGODSHELPHELPHELP!
I'm Darklordaakmal, the new claimant of Arda, Aperture Science and the house next to you. Please stay and have our scrupmtious treats of virtual cookies, virtual tea, and virtual hugs.
... we need more lemons. Not what you were expecting, was it? ;)
We need the explosive kinds. It is very useful when Fate hands you normal lemons.
When it comes to me, it's best to assume things will explode. Things always explode.
REVOLT AND BURN THEM!
-Phobos, Glorious Leader of the Revolution!
For instead we shall feast on the lemons, making lemon cakes, lemonades, lemon peel treats, and lemon grenades for the fireworks. do throw it to each other, so we don't have to clean up.
I hope you enjoy your stay with us (and your resulting loss of sanity, mwahahaaa). Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object - handy for distracting fan-creactions!
Sanity? Oh, well if the most common effect of this place is loss of sanity, I'll do quite well he- shiiiny...
... No, bad Zeke! Shiny is not meant to work on you!
Hi! I am a newbie here too. Welcome aboard, I have some muffins, take as many as you want.
Hello, and greetings! Have a Holy Hand Grenade! (Do not use near Rabbits.)
Why ever would I waste such a magnificent thing on rabbits? Everyone knows it's much better used on worms, or in conjunction with tossing away a pickaxe and gibbing your enemies.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?
How thoughtful. I heard some people around here try to live off of this xD .
Description of emotion displayed above: The way to Zeke's heart is through birdies.
I'll have to double-check the species, though.
This is an automated message to inform you Zeke has exploded from sheer overjoy. His ghost would like to inform you that you have correctly guessed his favorite pony of the mane six, and will be sending you all his happiness as soon as he figures out how to be not dead.
Welcome to the board. Have an exploding cookie.
Exploding cookies... Suspicion averted by sweetness. But my arm is over there now, so I have suspicion again.
Greetings, new friend. Help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!
Oho, a writer! We like writers here! What sorts of writings do you write, writer?
(And nothing wrong with writing with the midnight ink, so long as you use the late-morning light to double-check what you wrote with it.)
Oho, I see what you did there :) Also, YECH, SPIDDERS! ... That was intentional. I do intentionally silly-up my grammar from time to time. General indicators are allcaps, or smileys such as x3 or :P at the end of the sentence. As for writing, I do some roleplaying here and there, I used to write a ton of scripts, and I write the occasional standalone story (I have one that I spent a few months on that I am now fairly certain was a very VERY sue-ish standalone... Which makes me sad because I was quite proud of it at the time :( ). But it does vary based on mood and what time I have on-hand.
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Comes in concentrations of 4M, 2M, 1M, and -1M.
What fandoms are you into?
Water with Hydrophobia? MADNESS!
Fandoms? Hmm... Well, there's no one particular fandom I follow, nor is there a sensical group, but I enjoy LoZ (if it's good), some Pokemon (if it's good, and/or Lugia-centric), Portal, Half Life, TF2 (you'd be surprised, I found a really good VSH fic series that unfortunately was cancelled by the author for personal reasons :( ), and a few others. Mostly those though. Blue Sky is a personal favorite of mine.
Welcome to the board! Here, have a cup of tea. Just mind the leaves; they sometimes try to eat people.
Oh, carnivorous plants! My favorite >:3
Welcome a'board!
Please check out our Constitution if you have not already- this lists our rules.
We also have a set of handy guides on our wiki, you might want to start with the one about the board and move on from there.
Feel free to hop into the chatroom (linked up top) if you have any questions or just want to idle about.
My email is visible and clickable with my name, so if you have any questions, you are also free to ask me through that, or via AIM or MSN: My handles for those are fairladypsyche and fairladypsyche@hotmail.com.
I see what you did there with that title, by the way ;) Thanks, I'd actually come across that, and being the ponce I am, somehow missed the whole "login failure" section... If it were a snake, and all that. I think I'll probably idle about a bit, I need a slight stress break from this thrice condemned history essay. Thanks very much for the help :)
Apologies for the anonymous tag, it had me as logged in for whatever reason (I made no attempt to this time, I swear >
... I should also probably point out that I have a bad habit of gratuitously using ellipses and smileys.
Or at least hide it somewhere. And yes... everybody has to start somewhere. The first step to getting better is to admit you need to first, so... welcome, and have an awesome-laced cookie.
So many cookies *0* I have reason to be suspicious of them now though, the last one was slightly explosive. I blame Cave Johnson.
... Let this suffice to put my username in the topic? I just want there to be more than an "Anonymous" handle on the board titles >
I know how that goes. I lost all my saved passwords when my brother had to do some heavy-duty salvage on the laptop's OS, and haven't been able to log in here since.
And have some fudge!
We don't bother with it, since it is temperamental as all get out. It's mentioned in the guide I just linked.:)
And apparently I got logged out halfway through making that post... I guess I should make clear that my internet handle has been Zeke Sturm for something coming on five years now.