Welcome aboard the good ship PPC. Don't worry about past mistakes, nobody can be perfect. Just keep writing and you'll get better. To help you with that I give you... *drumroll* the Generic Writing Tool! It can be programmed to become whatever writing implement you want, be it pen, pencil, quill, or crayon.

Hello there newbie! Welcome to the PPC. Don't worry about what you've done in the past, we all have a few skeletons in our closets. Anyway, have some 2-D glasses, perfect for making real life seem like your favorite shows!

It's nice to meet you!
Don't worry about being a former 'Sue/'Stu/'Ooh writer, I think lots of people have written one at some point.
*glares at the drawing of Yuki Amano on my wall*
...*twitch*
A-Anyway! Have a Box of Infinity!
Warning! Do not spill tea on the Box of Infinity. Dry clean only.

I'm Darklordaakmal, the new claimant of Arda, Aperture Science and the house next to you. Please stay and have our scrupmtious treats of virtual cookies, virtual tea, and virtual hugs.

I hope you enjoy your stay with us (and your resulting loss of sanity, mwahahaaa). Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object - handy for distracting fan-creactions!

Hi! I am a newbie here too. Welcome aboard, I have some muffins, take as many as you want.

Hello, and greetings! Have a Holy Hand Grenade! (Do not use near Rabbits.)

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?

Welcome to the board. Have an exploding cookie.

Greetings, new friend. Help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!

Oho, a writer! We like writers here! What sorts of writings do you write, writer?

(And nothing wrong with writing with the midnight ink, so long as you use the late-morning light to double-check what you wrote with it.)

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Comes in concentrations of 4M, 2M, 1M, and -1M.

What fandoms are you into?

Welcome to the board! Here, have a cup of tea. Just mind the leaves; they sometimes try to eat people.

Welcome a'board!

Please check out our Constitution if you have not already- this lists our rules.

We also have a set of handy guides on our wiki, you might want to start with the one about the board and move on from there.

Feel free to hop into the chatroom (linked up top) if you have any questions or just want to idle about.

My email is visible and clickable with my name, so if you have any questions, you are also free to ask me through that, or via AIM or MSN: My handles for those are fairladypsyche and fairladypsyche@hotmail.com.

... Let this suffice to put my username in the topic? I just want there to be more than an "Anonymous" handle on the board titles >

And apparently I got logged out halfway through making that post... I guess I should make clear that my internet handle has been Zeke Sturm for something coming on five years now.