Halflife Fulllife Consequences - The Translation

Subject: Halflife Fulllife Consequences - The Translation
Author: Crimson Flight
Posted on: 2012-05-10 03:46:00 UTC

Entire Translated Content: From English to Czech to Hebrew to Japanese to Arabic to English to Danish to Chinese (Simplified) to Russian to Latin to Irish to English.

Gordon Freeman, John Mann and brothers, to the office computer. We Aksed brother, and against those of a monster.

John Freeman is a shutdown, because the floor is wet white dress on stage, people bike to the roof of the building is still closed normal. Also included, said John Freeman, a motorcycle. "Because her face was full of energy and"

Rock salt causing falls and John Freeman. Zombie is recommended that you do not ddint army in that direction.

The birds of the sky and the sun on the beautiful grass and fell near contrysides. It does to help his brother John is a way for free. John's children, nature, "he said, my brother, my old enemy."

Gone by quickly, and John Freeman was late. To think, when the police arrived, John Freeman, the secrets of her well on the floor, the police out of the chariot. John Freeman, the beast, it was the first time police headcrabs here.

John Freeman: "I can lisense for staff."

official headcrab "?" John, why do not we go for free.

John Freeman said: "Brother, who was in distress," I think "you headcrab Zombie" lie at the head, so as soon as the police.

John Freeman, Gordon quickly as they came out accelerate quickly. As a character and "Ravenholm" someons, and Jon Freeman wrote: "Here, shudnt" John Freeman almost turned around fast it can go listen to the cries, and Gordon.

Headcrab zombie jumped by a couple of bicycles and motorcycles, John Freeman, John Freeman, on the other phone number. John Freeman smiled and walked faster. John Freeman, on the ground, it seems, had the ability to run high speed wepon - GA to goasts pickd.

goasts Rays OF LIGHT, John Freeman said to me: "THE LIGHT goasts rays, leaving the floor, our house," as John Freeman goasts Light rays, and from doors, he was slain by the rays goasts LIGHT, I'm afraid He was online in the liver.

This page was last voice of the herd and his brother, Freeman is just. The mud is a natural blood full of birds singing and the pants headcrabs Ravenholdm death.

John Gordon Freeman said: "Yes, I'm here, John Freeman!" When I heard John Freeman, the voices, his brother, Gordon Freeman, a party boss fight, I fight with Gordon Freeman. John Freeman fired a pistol, fired a quick ball to the study, and at the end of the first, I see the last boss.

We are free, "Because of this, all," one man transforms himself, and others at the end of the place of punishment, and "John Freeman said:" I am not able to write unto thee, "smiled Gordon Freeman said: "What will be here shortly thereafter.

He noted that higher BEAT stated on the air and shouted at Freeman that first! "See, my friends." John Freeman, with fasting, Gordon Freeman said, Behold, "Oh, run, John Freeman, and can", I

John Freeman, Gordon Back steppd loked, wrath, anger, the new president.

"I want you bad boss" called John Freeman at the top of your lungs.

Read more ...?

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It is even more amusing than the original.

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Want to play Recursive Translation? by Laburnum on 2012-05-09 17:54:00 UTC Reply

szaleniec1000 on LJ put up some examples of badfic dialogue after multiple runs through Google Translate, and I thought it may be fun. Here's the first paragraph of legolas by laura, run through Chinese, French, Latin, and back to English:

"Legolas was riding through the woods one day, he found colth whaped baby, so he took a horse, go baby, then Legolas said, "who has given up the attempt to keep the baby just cryed and Legolas, Legolas, and then the baby to stop crying and said," is the name of Laura, "and Legolas, and the baby has received a horse to the lived.Legolas said, "it has been given and the Father, for me," I have found a small citadel already got up and went down in the woods Legolas His mother said, "How do the dead child he put in the woodsand Legolas then the father has said," we wish to become a sound, Legolas, therefore, someriseing is happy."

Disappointingly coherent, especially compared to the original ;)

Mwahahaha by Mysterial on 2012-05-10 22:10:00 UTC Reply

I give you the first paragraph of NARUTO VEANGANCE REVELAITONS translated from english to french, to russian,to malay, to chinese, and then back to english.

Here:

Five days later, I left his house villafeé Konoha, when I got there, I met a girl who is really hot, and his name is cherry, I met this the Naruto Kaka Xizuo help and friendsthey called the team of their own people. In any case, my name is: the Ronan beelzub. 13 years old, my town. I am 6 'high and hepatitis blue hair the DAT Justin beibers hiar, although I do not kiss on the surface, he suck all the modern music to ... to suck my very muscles G, 28' around the biceps, and then I the hiuge pecx and great he nearly 200 members of the FET and very thick, coupled with my diploma to determine a lot). I really move to a new village becaus your finally ecited, Civil Aviation Authority of the sum of 1 new ... pusy eat, but all the girls in my old otter town. IS ng I know I can becuae coal-fired the specal tlight dark blue hands. His blow hole on this issue is very powerful, but I N 'does not show any becauz

Heh heh heh. by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-05-11 01:35:00 UTC Reply

Hepatitis blue hair.
...
...
Bwahahahaha! I must see how the Words express this.

T'hehehe- by desdendelle on 2012-05-10 13:39:00 UTC Reply

Let's join the fun.
Taking the same paragraph, and going through Japanese, Hebrew, Basque, Yiddish before translating it back to English.
"His horse, legolas, Aragon Chooses his "coming out was a little off here," and, Baby, kryed, just traveling with a child in the forest, we could go legolas is, one day, then I found the child cold in vhaped until the child is legolas "what happens if your name is going on with Skates," and while it is Maintained, legolas, and child on Horseback, "he left after you cry, he returned to the castle of my father, mother , and I found it and then go and a native forest, legolas' to have a baby, how he can make a child lived. legolas voodsand man was killed, "he said then, was the father of legolas, legolas someriseing joy, "and try" to stop."
TBH, this is less coherent than the original. I think.
Welp. by TheScribe on 2012-05-10 13:15:00 UTC Reply

It's from a lesser-known half-legendary badfic, Time of Your Life, but I can't find anything that you guys haven't already done *headdesk*

Translated from English to Hatian Creole to Japanese to Slovak back to English.

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... I don't understand what is this nonsense.

Agh, this is too much fun. by TheScribe on 2012-05-10 13:25:00 UTC Reply

"My Immortal," Chapter Two, translated from English to Slovak to German to Japanese to Norwegian to English.

AmDagen Am, I woke up in his bedroom. The snow rain again. I'm from the bottle I had opened the door to his coffin and drinking blood. I know it was the coffin of ebony black and hot pink velvet was the last in black lace. I speak of the coffin, I was a big MCR t-shirt that was used to pajamas. Instead, I have a black fishnet dress in black leather collar, pentagram, and combat boots. I have a pair of earrings to four of my ear hole, put the hair in messy style bread.

Then, I smiled and woke up my friend, Willow (which is u are! Raven DIS). She will be rolled back black stripes and green eyes roztvorila forest of pink, black hair, the length of her long waist. Wearing a Marilyn Manson T-shirt in high-heeled shoes with pointed black female mini and fishnet stockings. We put make-up (red and white foundation and black eyeliner black mouth) our

"OMFG, I saw a story about Draco Malfoy to go!" She said eagerly.

I was washed away saying, "What? So? "Yes.

"I will make you like Draco?" She asked when we went out to slizolinskej living room and Great Hall.

"No, I ...!" I cried.

"Well, good!" She was crying. The moment Draco got to me.

Said "Hi" ..

I am. "Hello" was flirtily.

"He said. Guess what."

I asked, "What?".

"Well, you have a Good Charlotte concert at Rokville." He said.

"Oh. God. .... Me," I cried. I love GC. That, with the exception of MCR, my favorite band.

"Yes .... you go with me?" He asked.

I gasped for air.

ohgodwhat

Is Rokville an actual place? Why is it here? What?

The translation made more sense than the original by ThatOne on 2012-05-10 21:41:00 UTC Reply

And Draco speaks caveman speak.
"Yes... you go with me?"

Halflife Fulllife Consequences - The Translation by Crimson Flight on 2012-05-10 03:46:00 UTC Reply

Entire Translated Content: From English to Czech to Hebrew to Japanese to Arabic to English to Danish to Chinese (Simplified) to Russian to Latin to Irish to English.

Gordon Freeman, John Mann and brothers, to the office computer. We Aksed brother, and against those of a monster.

John Freeman is a shutdown, because the floor is wet white dress on stage, people bike to the roof of the building is still closed normal. Also included, said John Freeman, a motorcycle. "Because her face was full of energy and"

Rock salt causing falls and John Freeman. Zombie is recommended that you do not ddint army in that direction.

The birds of the sky and the sun on the beautiful grass and fell near contrysides. It does to help his brother John is a way for free. John's children, nature, "he said, my brother, my old enemy."

Gone by quickly, and John Freeman was late. To think, when the police arrived, John Freeman, the secrets of her well on the floor, the police out of the chariot. John Freeman, the beast, it was the first time police headcrabs here.

John Freeman: "I can lisense for staff."

official headcrab "?" John, why do not we go for free.

John Freeman said: "Brother, who was in distress," I think "you headcrab Zombie" lie at the head, so as soon as the police.

John Freeman, Gordon quickly as they came out accelerate quickly. As a character and "Ravenholm" someons, and Jon Freeman wrote: "Here, shudnt" John Freeman almost turned around fast it can go listen to the cries, and Gordon.

Headcrab zombie jumped by a couple of bicycles and motorcycles, John Freeman, John Freeman, on the other phone number. John Freeman smiled and walked faster. John Freeman, on the ground, it seems, had the ability to run high speed wepon - GA to goasts pickd.

goasts Rays OF LIGHT, John Freeman said to me: "THE LIGHT goasts rays, leaving the floor, our house," as John Freeman goasts Light rays, and from doors, he was slain by the rays goasts LIGHT, I'm afraid He was online in the liver.

This page was last voice of the herd and his brother, Freeman is just. The mud is a natural blood full of birds singing and the pants headcrabs Ravenholdm death.

John Gordon Freeman said: "Yes, I'm here, John Freeman!" When I heard John Freeman, the voices, his brother, Gordon Freeman, a party boss fight, I fight with Gordon Freeman. John Freeman fired a pistol, fired a quick ball to the study, and at the end of the first, I see the last boss.

We are free, "Because of this, all," one man transforms himself, and others at the end of the place of punishment, and "John Freeman said:" I am not able to write unto thee, "smiled Gordon Freeman said: "What will be here shortly thereafter.

He noted that higher BEAT stated on the air and shouted at Freeman that first! "See, my friends." John Freeman, with fasting, Gordon Freeman said, Behold, "Oh, run, John Freeman, and can", I

John Freeman, Gordon Back steppd loked, wrath, anger, the new president.

"I want you bad boss" called John Freeman at the top of your lungs.

Read more ...?

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It is even more amusing than the original.
oooh.... (nm) by firemagic on 2012-05-09 22:33:00 UTC Reply

CURSE YOU ENTER KEY! by firemagic on 2012-05-09 22:38:00 UTC Reply

Um, sorry. What I meant what, fun! Although, FF.net is currently blocked at my house, so I must rely on bits from missions to do this...

Ah well! Here we go, from 'Saigo no Tanjoobi' original:

My gazing stopped as the fifth man from behind Nanoha stood up with a knife in his hands, getting ready to bring it down towards Nanoha's neck. Without hesitation I swung around and before I knew it the knife was stabbed across my chest from the back.

And now! English-Italian-Japanese-Arabic*-Esperanto-Czech-English

The fifth man got up from behind the eyes, singing with a knife in hand, ready to wear around his neck singing, and stopped. Before that was looming without hesitation, and I knew he was stabbed with a knife in the chest from behind.

Oh my, such a mental picture this gives me.

'The ever last secret of Puella Magi' by firemagic on 2012-05-09 23:47:00 UTC Reply

This is gonna be a big one...

But she was no longer "Akemi Homura", as the black started to fade slowly, her body was again visible, she looked the same as "Homura" had but she had a witch's hat, and was wearing a dark, black dress with purple ribbons and lace while she was back to her previous braided her.
She had dark, black and purple shimmering wings on her back and around her neck was an hour glass necklace with nothing but glittering, purple and black dust.
The witch Homura, "Homulilly" sank back to the earth, opening her eyes which were still purple but without any shine in them at all, she looked dead and hopeless, showing the girl's broken soul.
She started yelling and screaming in a strange, unfamiliar language and everything was going black.
If she couldn't leave this world that refused to give her what she desired the most, she would just destroy it.
Homulilly didn't think yet of making a barrier, this would have to wait until she had gone far enough away.
Translated: But like today, disappearing slowly away, and it was black, "Akemi Homura" nothing more, his body was, "Homura" is still visible, and hat pretty ribbon and lace, and while he returned to the cue with a purple T and wore a dress out of darkness into lions.
These necklaces of glass brown and black, purple and neck is not something glittering on his back, feathers, dark, and now clearly in powder purple and black.
Without hope for a witch "Homulilly" is his eyes open fire, and even purple, but it does not belong to the earth, all are to shine and show the girl's spirit broken, and dead.
It is a language unknown stranger, and exclaimed with a loud voice, something that was completely black.
If it refuses to give her the most wanted, I could not leave this world, broke down.
It is assumed that the barrier Homulilly as well, and they do not have to wait until it does not make enough.
Wow, this author does a lot of genderbending. And apparently, Homulilly speaks the Black Speech of Mordor. Interesting.

Madoka ran to Kyubey and they both started walking further into the broken house, the walls fading slowly and turning into black-purple glitter which resembled a galaxy, as they went further there were also red spider lilies on the wall.
Suddenly there was a wall in front of them. Kyubey jumped on Madoka's shoulder and said: "Be careful Madoka, I don't want you to die until you've become a Puella Magi and until you've become a witch."
Madoka looked hatefully at him and said: "I really don't understand how you can be so horrible" and cried which Kyubey ignored, joyfully waiting for Madoka to contract with him, destroying Homulilly and becoming a witch herself.
He would not tell her that Homulilly was the most powerful witch, which he had ever seen which made him think that Akemi Homura was actually more powerful than Madoka would ever be as a Puella Magi.
They entered Homulilly's barrier and were in a place that looked like space though they were in fact caught in an hour glass that would probably lead them to Homulilly herself.
Everywhere were Homulilly's familiars which resembled a red spider lily but with pink hair and a dress that resembled Madoka's transformation as a Puella Magi.
They familiars weren't doing anything but staring angrily at Kyubey as they walked through the labyrinth, which Homulilly had built.
As the Hour glass became more tight, Kyubey had to walk himself so that Madoka could robe on her knees.
Translated: But more to go home broke as race Kyubey Madoc, the wall disappears, and we cross the wall tattoo is red, purple glow of the galaxy and black seems to be slowly changing.
It was a wall in front of them at once. Kyubey, Mr. Madoc "Ayukawa Please note, while off Puella Magi, and you, and I do not want to die so beautiful," and jumped on my shoulder
Madoc said, is to look at hate him, "I do not understand how it can be very frightening for all the really" destroy Homulilly Fortunately, there was a witch herself from crying Ayukawa contract with him and wait Kyubey and ignored.
Do it, and stronger Homulilly, and said he did not say witch from the results that I have ever seen, I thought that is stronger than Puella Magi Madoc never called that Akemi.
They enter Homulilly barrier is in fact the lack of capacity locations Homulilly Hourglass, if caught in your own, maybe.
Dress that looked like pink hair and turn Puella Magi Madoc red Amaryllis family Homulilly appeared everywhere.
They are family, but did nothing, they look angry you walk through a maze of buildings Kyubey Homulilly.
As it was at Hourglass Kyubey and they do not go his way, which could Madoc robe over his knees.

Kyubey thinks he's too pretty to die, and Madoka is now apparently a 'Mr Ayukawa Madoc' who is not afraid of killing her best friend. I wonder what a maze of buildings Kyubey Homulilly would look like?

"Madoka! Don't die! Don't leave me!", screamed Homura and tried to find her Soul Gem to heal Madoka's wounds but instead, she only found a Grief Seed that was attached to her witch's hat that she had never seen before and then she realized that she was a witch, but a witch with a working human mind that was no different from her self when she had been a Puella Magi.
She graped her Grief Seed and held it to Madoka to try and heal her.
The Grief Seed glowed darkly and Madoka's wounds slowly disappeared, making Homura's Grief Seed as purple and glowing as her Soul Gem had been once.
Translated: I tried to find this gem to heal wounds Madoc "Madoc, do not die," Homura and wept, and instead of a witch's hat, because not only see the pain in the discovery of seeds that are linked are fascinating and charming, and the work it was found that his car has not changed since the kings Puella in the human mind.
Seeds and we kept it for graped Ayukawa will try to treat pain.
He disappeared and purple gem Madoc's injury makes the flame illuminates the seeds of pain and pain gradually darken from seed, it is clearer than ever before.
Well, I suppose linked seeds could be fascinating (don't know about charming, though.)
Goodness, I have a lot of badfic quotes today... by firemagic on 2012-05-09 23:36:00 UTC Reply

Enjoy some from 'Homumado-When the world ends.'

She stopped drop dead and jumped in the last moment to me before the new Soul Gem was formed, I spun my shield which had no sand left to stop time into the opposite direction so that we would get into the past, or rather wherever this would lead us …
Translated:He wants to stop time in the opposite direction and jumped at the last minute for me to kick the bucket and stop the creation of new shoots and will be received in the past and leave the arena would be better management, or if I do not have a shield ...
Yes, new plants will end the world, and if Homura jumps, stops time in the opposite direction, and dies, then the plants will... grow in the past? I think?

Her friend Miki Sayaka, Tomoe Mami together with Sakura Kyoko had also all died before Walpurgisnacht in a witch, they had tried desperately to defeat and I could only save Madoka, who had come along with them by stopping time.
I had not been able to save the other three because Tomoe Mami had wrapped me up in a ribbon because she had all along thought of me as their enemy in that timeline, and I was only freed after Tomoe Mami had already died and when I got into the witch Kyoko Sakura and Sayaka Miki had also already died.
Madoka was somehow caught by the witch, which was also about to kill her but I could free her and defeat the witch by placing a lot of bombs around her …
This had already give Madoka a lot of pain but now …

Unable to save, and Ayukawa come together to stop all the time, died before the magicians and Walpurgisnacht Mickey Sayaka her friend, and tried desperately to beat all side by side with Kyoko Sakura Tomoe was Mom.
Even Mom Tomoe, though I thought of my enemy in the calendar, which is always him, wrapped in a scarf, Mom Tomoe before he died, and it was my report, I Kyoko Sakura and I could not save the other three are pretty Mickey Sayaka may already be dead.
Madoc, but also tried to kill her one way or another, was captured by a witch and you can release it, to defeat a witch to put a large number of bombs around him ...
That's a lot of pain, and now he Ayukawa.
Hm, so Mami is a genderbent MPreg in the be-scarfed calender. Huh.

Not to forget Mickey Sayaka. by Sergio Turbo on 2012-05-10 21:22:00 UTC Reply

I am currently experiencing the mental image of Mickey Mouse with a sword and wearing Sayaka's Puella Magi outfit.

Need. Bleeprin. Badly.

Re: Not to forget Mickey Sayaka. by Mechajin on 2012-05-10 21:36:00 UTC Reply

*Stuffs some NM&NM's in Sergio's mouth* There. Consider yourself bleeped. and also scarred by the suvian colors.

Animist and the Anarchist by firemagic on 2012-05-09 23:25:00 UTC Reply

Forward was all I knew. Even as the path became deeper and the pool of boiling water surrounded me, I walked. Even as I nearly drowned in my own wake, I walked on. I walked forward without stopping as the ground hissed and cracked. I didn't stop as that would bring death. I feared death so I defied it. As long as I was alive, death would never be my master. As long as I was alive, I would never have a master. I was free. My life was an explosion.
Translated:
This is all I know. Although pool boiling of water around the track and the deeper I went. I went to was dependent on the most opportunity for me. I went non-stop, as the earth is cracked hissed. Because it leads to death, I did not stop. It was because I was afraid of death, I was challenged. As long as I live, and death was not my teacher. As long as I live, I would not be a master's degree. I was free. And my life has been an explosion.

Well, not as bad as I thought. And true, Fury is not smart enough to get a master's degree.

"I am pleased to see you today, Miss Rein." Hana curtsied. She was from an allied world, one of the oldest allies in the treatise. Many mages were scouted from there, but Hana was a summoner. A rare talent that many in the military greatly respected while others envied. It was no secret her family had money invested into the TSAB.
Translated:
"Me and Mr. Lane. It's nice to meet you today," Hana bow. He was an ally of one of the world's oldest ally of the Treaty. Many of the magician, but there are to explore, and called Hana. He was envious of other rare talent that many highly respected military. It was a secret from his family should invest in TSAB.

Hana closed her eyes and raised her right hand towards Fury. "Mother Gaia, I ask for your blessing. Might of Oaks." Her gems glowed and a green aura flashed around Fury's four gauntlets. Soon, a furverous red energy swirled around them. "Please try." She silently enchanted herself with a round shield.
Translated:
Hana closes his eyes, raise your right hand toward rage. "Mother Gaia, you can ask for mercy for you .. Maybe Oaks," The Wrath of 4 gloves wrapped in an aura of bright green and precious stones on it. Once curled red furverous energy around him. Please try to use "". Attracted the same quietly around the shield.

Re: Animist and the Anarchist by Mechajin on 2012-05-09 23:31:00 UTC Reply

Oh miss Mother Nature, please don't kill me. Oh, and also, could you buy some Oaks on the way home? Ta.

And from Legendary Heroes by firemagic on 2012-05-09 23:02:00 UTC Reply

Ms. Figg revealed that she was a Squid later, and said something about Mudungus Fletcher. I was sent to Ron's, and well, before that, I got a letter from the Ministry of Magic, and a couple of others discussing me getting expelled, stuff like that.
After SOME time, we could finally go to Diagon Alley...

Translated:
Mrs. Figg, I was told nothing about Mudungus clear and Fletcher for squid. Accepted and will be sent to Ron, and also provided some discussion earlier, and I got a letter from the Ministry of Magic to me something like that.
After some time I was able to move at the end of Diagon Alley.

Yes. Harry had to stand at the end of Diagon Alley for days.

Now that I had everything, I walked back to the Leaky Cauldron. There, Dumbledore had rented me a room. I walked into my room and practiced new spells. However, I accidentally knocked something over...
(One Day Later)
I smiled at Hagrid as I got into a boat. Although I was a teacher, I wanted to act like a student more. I sigh, my books sitting in my lap.
As I caught sight of the castle, I gasped. This was Hogwarts? Fate and Arf would've said that was their mansion, although that was still a castle.

Translated: I went and had everything back into the boiler leak now. There I rented a room Dumbledore. Apply in a room of its own, a new era. However, I accidentally threw something ...
(After today)
I smiled Hagrid was in the boat. Even though I was a teacher, I wanted to behave like a student again. Breathe a sigh of relief and my book to sit on his knee.
I look at the castle, and I'm breathless. This is how Hogwarts? Fate and the ASEAN Regional Forum, but

I see, Arf, Fate's dog familiar, is now the ASEAN Regional Forum. Still, it's somewhat coherent-ish, aside from Nanoha's books growing enough anatomy to sit.
More translations, from 'Raven's Roses' by firemagic on 2012-05-09 22:54:00 UTC Reply

The fiery blast from the fire forced her long hair back, as if a rush of wind blew through Sarah's hair. The hex of firepower engulfed yet another building .Flowing; blonde hair fell to her back, caressing her pink cheer outfit.

English-Italian-Japanese-Arabic-Esperanto-Czech-English
Explosion of fire, and the hair had to go back a long rush of wind, like fire, a good feeling. Nozzles liquidity heat and swallowed another building. Thick blond hair fun pink dress, and fell back.

Well, slightly less coherent but still just as stupid. 'Nozzles liquidity heat'. That may be my new status on Skype.

Bree muttered an incantation under her breath. Bree's eyed looked as if someone poured smoke wear her eyes were supposed to be. Her eyes went back to their normal hazel, when she blinked, her pupils went a weird purple. Bree concentrated on the dress, now torn in two. The two pieces lifted into the air, while purple smoke coiled around the dress like a snake. The two dress pieces rejoined, as if never separated. Finally, the purple dress was laid down, following the direction of Bree's eyes. Bree breathed in, blinked again, and her hazel eyes returned.

English-Italian-Japanese-Arabic-Esperanto-Czech-English

Barre, he muttered under his breath attack. It can be seen, wild eyes, as if they must smoke pours out his eyes. There will be returned to the eyelids, and his students in the eyes, the heart of a strange day when I went to the usual purple. Torn country, and focuses on the dress. 2, and purple bumps on clothing, like smoke in the air until the snake. He also said if separate two-piece suit. Finally, the purple robe of the direction of Puri was appointed, and established. Barre, the sparkling inhalation, Hazel eyes back.

Actually, 'Barre, the sparkling inhalation' might replaces 'nozzles liquidity heat.'

Raven uncovered her eyes, and saw an angelic figure gazing at her in the mirror. Her hair was pulled back, except two pieces of hair that were loose, caressing both sides of her face; the rest of her hair was pulled up into a bun, with two red, glittery chopsticks firmly in the bun. Her hair was also adorned with small, diamond gemstones. Raven's lips, once pale, had an angel soft pink shade of lip gloss, which shined in the light. There was also a diamond gemstone on the side of each of her eyes. Raven thought she was looking at another girl in a different dimension.

And translated through:

In order to find a crow's eyes I saw a figure like an angel looks in the mirror. Her hair, hug both sides of the face, but there are two pieces of her hair, and is drawn back and the rest of the hair in the sandwich firmly back to the 2 red, incandescent, pull the bread is. His hair was decorated with small diamonds and precious stones. Lips Crow was always white, soft pink angel bright and shining in the light. There was also a gem on the side of each eye. Raven thought, consider another girl from another dimension with him.

If only my agents could've gotten Replacement!Raven's sandwich hair with red, incandescent bread.

Re: Recursive Translation by AnnaBee on 2012-05-09 21:21:00 UTC Reply

Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami

Original:

AT MIKAMIS HOUSE IN A HELICOPTER

L turned on the sirens of the helicopter and shouted "come out with your hands up or I will shoot you!". There was no reply and Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.

"This is your last chance" he shouted and threw a smoke grenade into the house. Soichiro got a good shot at Mikami and killed him in the leg. There was still no reply.

"I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.

~
Through French, Vietnamese, Japanese, German, and Russian:

House helicopter Mikami

The light goes out, it takes the economy, where a person makes a helicopter just crazy, "I'll kill you. Or, in your hands", the answer is no siren covers a helicopter, screaming out the window when taken to tell him that he was wearing.

"And this is your last chance," he killed him in the leg, was shot Mikami screamed, threw a smoke grenade into the house of Soichiro. However, no response.

Go to the broken window and shouted, L "I am, you should use instead of stealth."

Heh. I love how 'killed him in the leg' is still there in either version. XD

Heh. by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-05-10 01:43:00 UTC Reply

The light stole the economy! That's the source of the US financial crisis! Get it!

Twila, da girl who was in luv w/ a vampir by TheMadHatteress on 2012-05-09 20:23:00 UTC Reply

So, I went from Italian to Japanese to Norwegian to Latin and then back to English.

My name is Psyche topaz your Twila (Karen can not, however, still meet ddnt bcuz Edward) in NI through the night is alive waschington WIF Hey sister. R n is a vampire, far from losing every1 Z Els in the dark house. The second gives us the No. NO1 is Feesten, Vampire network of excellence. EVN is not a mom to B y is moved to his own. Thus, our R loners.

There's a lot that wouldn't translate, but the final result seems to be even worse than the original.
30 H's by ThatOne on 2012-05-09 20:04:00 UTC Reply

English to Russian to Korean to Latvian to Swahili to Icelandic back to English-
He shattered skull was crowded space flight wing Dobby body, he groinsaw crash. He pushed his blood turned to nautical miles, and the retinal vessels and a passion for covering Rambus.

"Ronnie roneuroseo taste, sir?"

Harry eyes his partner. "As a child, some people think."

Dobby is a pain the animal dug its astronauts pihaetjanahgwa groinsaw poison Elves visible fist weapons can be rooted in three areas. Skull on his shoulder, "Hell's eye socket as an actor, and impressive growth in the light and run opened the space dome, cooked his flesh death wall was cast in another place.

The media giggled dobby nautical miles.

Harry reminded himself later killed himself.

"Lord, be careful!"

Dobby Groinsaw first dream of the people in the air quickly, flying weapons, he said. The wind they will burn in hell jyeotwa field boys and girls to rape, that he cut a hole in the ground beneath them and deny hell spears flew in three astronauts.
When I translated it into Korean the words that stayed in English were Dobby, groinsaw, deathwall, hellspears, and giggled.
'My Immortal', Google Translate Edition. by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-05-09 19:22:00 UTC Reply

...time to get 'My Immortal' out of the way! *gasp!*

Warning! HimochiIsAwesome will not be supplying bleeprin for anyone who reads these recursively translated legendary badfics! All charges will be met with a loud cry of "OBJECTION!" and a pointer finger in your face!
This was, if I remember correctly... "English" to Dutch, then French, Icelandic, Welsh and English.

"Hello my name is Black Raven Road Dark'ness dementia and my hair long ebony and black (that's how I got my name) with purple lines and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes shining and tears many people say that I like Amy Lee (AN:. if you do not know who that is good hell outta here) I am not related to Gerard Way, but I was, because he hottie ...ing. I am a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. My skin is pale white. I am also a witch, and I am going to wizard school called Hogwarts in England where I was in 7th grade (I 17). I'm goth (if you can not see) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. So today I am wearing a black corset with matching skirt and well-being around him a little leather in black, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I wore black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I went to Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, I was very happy. Preparations Many look at me. I put my finger in their midst.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. The .... Taxi Malfoy!

"What Taxi?" I asked.

"Nothing." Shy said.

But then I heard my friends calling me and I had to go."

..."Taxi Malfoy"... Pfftchchtchtchctchth...

"Taxi Malfoy" by PitViperOfDoom on 2012-05-09 19:33:00 UTC Reply

Somebody needs to draw that. Is that like the Catbus?

Re: "Taxi Malfoy" by Mechajin on 2012-05-09 20:01:00 UTC Reply

Image Manipulation FTW! I present to you, Taxi Malfoy, in everyone's FAVORITE ART STYYYYLE: STYLISTIC SUCK!

(WARNING IMAGE BELOW!!! Completely SFW. Your brain, however...)

Heh. by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-05-09 21:01:00 UTC Reply

I saw it as a taxi line of purebloods.
Ride Taxi Malfoy! Purebloods ride free! Everyone else, 10 Knuts/mile.

Re: Heh. by Mechajin on 2012-05-09 21:08:00 UTC Reply

Wouldn't that be something along the lines of "One Crucio per metre"?

Nah, that's only for Muggles. by AnnaBee on 2012-05-09 21:12:00 UTC Reply

Mudbloods and half-bloods just pay cash.

Re: Nah, that's only for Muggles. by Mechajin on 2012-05-09 21:23:00 UTC Reply

Ah makes sense. *Draco Voice* Those weasels wouldn't even be able to pay for a few miles anyway!

(DISCLAIMER: I personally think that the Weasley's are epic. I don't get why people bash them...)

I'm a SLYTHERIN- by AnnaBee on 2012-05-09 21:31:00 UTC Reply

According to Pottermore, anyway- and I want to be a Weasley. They're so awesome. :D

Re: I'm a SLYTHERIN- by Mechajin on 2012-05-09 21:40:00 UTC Reply

I got Hufflepuff. Ew. Yellow! D:

I'm a Slytherclaw. by AnnaBee on 2012-05-09 22:07:00 UTC Reply

The Quiz says I'm a Snake, everyone I know says I'm a Raven. So. Slytherclaw.

Re: I'm a Slytherclaw. by Mechajin on 2012-05-09 22:18:00 UTC Reply

Well, it's not uncommon for Slytherin(plural?) and Ravenclaws to share similar traits. In the same way that Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are similar.

...Wait. How the hell did we get to discussing Hogwarts Houses from putting badfics through Google Translate? O.o;

The Draco Malfoy Taxi? by AnnaBee on 2012-05-09 22:34:00 UTC Reply

And yeah. I know what you mean. Mind, I have a friend who's a Slytherpuff.

Slytherin or Slytherins, IDK.

...^^' by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-05-10 20:19:00 UTC Reply

And I thought I was the only rambly one~
I'm a Slytherin on Pottermore, too.
I blame Merlin.
*cough*FeatherHex5587*cough*

Heh. It's just me. by AnnaBee on 2012-05-10 21:16:00 UTC Reply

LOL, nicely done.

I'm YewHallow1916.

*flails* by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-05-09 20:05:00 UTC Reply

My mind is blown.

Oh... by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-05-09 19:37:00 UTC Reply

...I'd hope not. *shiver* The Gilesbie!Dracobus would be the stuff of nightmares. Possibly.
Actually, we could probably do with a drawing of it to test this theory.

Re: Want to play Recursive Translation? by PitViperOfDoom on 2012-05-09 19:21:00 UTC Reply

Doom: Repercussions of Evil, through German, Dutch, Afrikaans, Italian, Finnish, and French.

John Stalvern odotti.Valot above him blinked and brought from heaven. It was founded on the demons. You can not see them, but it was expected that for many years. Cernel JoSon listenend warning him, and it is too late. It's too late now anyway.
John was a Space Marine for 14 years. When he was young, he entered the room and told his father. "I want Daddy ships"
Dad said, "No, it must be shown, KILL"
There was a time when he believed. Then when he stopped oldered. But now the space station base UAC he knew that the demons.
"It's JoSon" Radio crackered. "We must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his gun and blow up the wall Palsma.
"Anyone who murders in the United States," said the demons
"I take," said the Demon Internet and fired rocket launchers. John plasmaed him and tried to blow up in his arms. But then the ceiling fell and they were taken, and can kill.
"No, I need to get the demons" he shouted
Radio said: "No, John, you are demons."
And John was a zombie.

I like how the last sentence barely changed.
Ooh. Fun. by Mechajin on 2012-05-09 18:18:00 UTC Reply

The following is part of "the fifth and a half element" run through Croatian, then Danish, then Filipino, then back into English again. (May be kinda long. But it is SFW, I recommend you have some of your Bleep product of choice before reading, mind.)

"That is the end of their story around the world. But Korbon Dallas and recently married his wife Lela, this is just the beginning. They married three months after the Lelo save the world, and a year later, had a little girl.

Alyx is a perfect child. He is calm, patient and nice. He had hair the color of his mother and the color of her eyes, and he has eyes smile. Things seem to be perfect for this happy little family.

But when he turned five Alyx Lelo is incurably bad. He could barely move and every time it hurts to breathe alone. After two days with priest came by and took her away.

'Korbon held his hand. "Go home Cornelius. I will take you to the doctor, he was fine." He said unfortunately, rub the top of your hand with your thumb. He slowly opened his eyes and looked at his daughter, who Sat on the floor to see his mother."

Errr. by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-05-09 19:07:00 UTC Reply

That makes some sense. You should translate it through Swahili or Klingon. Or something.

Re: Want to play Recursive Translation? by Phobos on 2012-05-09 18:11:00 UTC Reply

This is from The Girl and Her Dragon.

Original:

Hiccup was in awe as he was helping Astrid make dinner as Toothless was playing with the Nadder outside as he remembered seeing Kana on that dragon eariler and knew it was an Night Fury but wondered why his own daughter had hidden this from him as he would've understood if she'd told him after finding Ari but Astrid understood hearing from Stoick about Kana using the lullaby last night as Ari had been in the house last night when there was a thunder storm but he knew she would take after her father.

Translated English>Latin>Portuguese>Greek>Portuguese>Latin>English:

I was sobbing in a double dealer to help make supper unarmed plays Astrid Nadder, adding that when he remembered seeing Kana was in prison and knew Night Fury Dragon eariler but wondered pounds linked him to hide them before i read the post you meant if've but Ari Astrid meant finding hearing Kana Stoick to use at home at night and Mars THUNDER storm in the night, but because he knew his father.

Re: Want to play Recursive Translation? by Antigone68104 on 2012-05-09 18:30:00 UTC Reply

From "Echoes of the Narbeleth".

Original:

It has been long said that for each race there is a most beautiful maiden. For the dwarves, it is Pegeli of Moria (alas, the tragedy of her death; Dwarf maidens are hard to come by). For Man it is Rowan of the White City. For hobbits, it is Hopin of The Shire (name after a rare herb that grew there). For Wizards, it is Gwendelle the Silver who passed away into the West thus long ago. For Elves, it is Adariel of Lakewood.

Although beautiful on the outside, it can't be guaranteed that they are beautiful on the inside. This is true in the cases of Pegeli, and Rowan. Maybe true for Gwendelle, a load of rubbish for Hopin (who, as hobbits go, is extremely carefree). But for Adariel of Lakewood…

Whispers pass among Elven ears like the breeze that swirls the leaves. Adariel of Lakewood, the fairest of the fair. But alas. The coldest heart of Elf lore. Never had anybody seen her smile. Never had anybody seen her laugh. Never had anybody seen her cry.

Adariel the Elven Princess of Lakewood was as cold as ice, as emotionless as glass. Nobody passed through Lakewood without caution. Prisoners brought in front of Adariel were never seen again.

English - Spanish - Norwegian - Polish - Norwegian - Spanish - English:

It is great what is said, then, in each of the races they are the most beautiful girl. The dwarfs, there is completely different of moriah Pegeli (moan, tragedy death; krasnolud virgins it is difficult to manage). The man is rowan white city.
In the county of hobbits Hopin (name of rare grasses, which keeps on growing).
But from Adariel 6996... Szepcze transferred between the ships of the navy or ships of war or ears Élficas that can touch the sheets. Adariel with 6996, as well as in the shape of green ' show. But moan.
Najzimniejsze science Elf heart.
There was nobody who saw his smile.
Never him mialam some laughs. He never saw that the screams.
The ships of war and ship Princess ships of war or Élficas Adariel 6996 it was cold as the ice, so without emotion, as well as for example, glass. No step in 6996 without notice previous.
The prisoners earlier Adariel was never seen.

(I used the ImTranslate plugin for this)