I will not lock Pinkie Pie and Eeyore in the same room, just to see whose personality influences the other

Duct-taping MREs to yourself and bluffing a suicide bombing is not an appropriate way to get a raise from the flowers. It won't work.
- Nor is it appropriate to use against a Sue.
- Or an Agent.
- Or a canon character.

-I will not market regular sunflower seeds as "Grow your own leader."

-I will not use Luxury as an excuse for why I was late for something if it isn't true. It only invites the possibility for it to happen.

-The SO's fronds and roots are not 'Combat Tentacles' and I will not try to prove this poor theory to my partner by portalling an angry Klingon into his office.

I will not introduce Agent Lux to Don Juan.

?- France from Hetalia and Lux must never meet. Their combined perversion would probably end badly for anyone in the area.

I've lost track of what numbers we should be on now, but I've got a couple to submit;

- I will treat this list as the warning it was intended as, not as a series of challenges.
Related to the above; I will not take carefully edited exerts from this list, and swap them with anyone else's Personal Challenge lists, or steps of any recovery program they may be on.

- may not use canon characters to transport loot back to your RC; you can only take what you can carry (this applies even if the characters are canonical slaves/servants and you neuralyze them afterwards).

-As far as we can tell, Princess Cadence is not a Sue...
...and you're not allowed to kill Canon characters anyway.

-I will not set up fights between Team Edward fans and Team Jacob fans, no matter how fun it might be.
...Nor fights between Twilight fans and Anti-Twilighters.
...Or, for that matter, obsessive Bronies and Anti-Bronies.

-I will not bring up "Cupcakes" around Pinkie Pie. If I do, I am to be held responsible for the consequences.

-Just because Kyuubey can come back from the dead doesn't give me the right to kill him repeatedly, no matter how much I hate the little bastard.

-I must remember that WWII is not as fun as Hetalia protrays it.

-I will stop griping about the end of Mass Effect 3, it's been run into the ground since then.

(Yeah, sorry if some of these are repeats, I've been trying to come up with these off the top of me head)

?. I will not assemble a team of the greatest fictional detectives of all time in an attempt to solve any real world mysteries.
-Or any other world's mysteries.

#?. I will not give Gollum a harmonica. If I do, I don't get to bother anyone in Medical about repairing my eardrums.

#?. I will not portal copious amounts of ketchup into different nations in the Pokémon universe to see how all the various species react to the color red.

#?. I will not use the portal generator to trick the cast and crew of Extreme Makeover into redesigning my RC for me.

#?. I will not attempt to sell high-SPF sunscreen to vampires in any continuum for an exorbitant price.
-Especially the ones in Twilight or on Zendikar, because that just doesn't make sense.

1. I will not give Mordin Solus coffee.
   -I will especially not give him coffee as an incentive to make him sing "Scientist Salarian".
   -I will especially not give him coffee if he is standing next to a female krogan.
   1461. I will not punch the salarian dalatrass in the face, even if she is something of a bitch.
   1462. I will not hit on "Eve".
   -I will especially not hit on her if she's holding a shotgun.
   -Hitting on her within Wrex's line of sight is right out.
   1463. I will not eat any food in the Capitol.
   1464. I will not intentionally sniff one of President Snow's roses.
   1465. I will not disturb a nest of tracker jackers.
   1466. I will not laugh at the fashion in the Capitol.
   1467. I will not interact with a Gamemaker in any way.
   -I will especially not mess with the Gamemakers' tools.
   -The only exceptions to this rule are Seneca Crane and Plutarch Heavensbee, in the unlikely event that they become part of a badfic and thus need to be neuralyzed.
   1468. I will not slap Conrad Verner in the face.
   -Nor will I shoot him in the knee.
   -Or point a gun at him.
   -Or tell him how stupid he is.
   1469. I will not attempt to reenact any part of Blasto the Hanar Spectre.
   1470. I will not adopt any kind of fashion fad that becomes big in the Capitol.

1. I am not allowed to teach Sherlock Holmes to count cards and let him loose on Vegas.
   - This also goes for Ender Wiggin.
   - And Granny Weatherwax.
   - And Lelouch Lamperouge.
   - I am also not allowed to teach any of the aforementioned characters how to play Cripple Mr. Onion (though Granny Weatherwax doesn't need teaching.)
   
   1461. I am not allowed to take Marik Ishtar- from EITHER Yu-Gi-Oh continuum- into the Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines universe.
   - Or Mel Gibson.
   
   

~I will not draw England's eyebrows on people as they sleep.
Especially not if the person happens to be America.
Or anyone from the Hetalia fandom, for that matter.
~~I will not draw England's eyebrows on people if they are awake, either.

1. "AMERICA!" is not an appropriate battle cry for an organization that spans multiple universes.
   - In that same vein, American is not the only language I know, and I will not insist that everyone speak it.
   
   1486. I will not Communist-Roll Ivan Braginski.
   
   1487. Ezio Auditore da Firenze must never meet Feliciano Vargas.
   
   1488. Glitterbombing is not an effective Assassination method. It will only make them stronger.
   
   1489. I will not switch the Finland from Scandinavia and the World with the one from Hetalia.
   
   1490. I will not give Shockolate to the children in the Nursery.
   
   1491. I will not make an abstract painting of our stupidity.
   - In all likelihood, it will mostly be my own.

"Yolo" is never an acceptable excuse for anything. Ever.

1. I will not treat DoI stakeout duty as a field trip.
   -Even if it is in my favourite 'verse.
   
   1479. I will not use Jarate to aggravate Sues during a mission.
   -If it is part of my loadout, I will make efforts to find myself a new debuffer.
   
   1480. I will not attempt to use Aperture Science Repulsion Gel for its original purpose.
   - Propulsion gel is right out.
   
   1481. I will not set my disguise generator to "Ultralisk" just to see what happens. Chances are I will no longer be able to handle the DORKS.
   
   1482. I will not build Minecraft-verse squid generators in my Response Centre.
   
   1483. I will stop trying to portal to the future of World One to see when Episode Three will be released.
   
   1484. I will not question where my limbs are supposed to be when wearing an anatomically impossible suit of armour.
   -Chances are it is the same answer as to why Bleeprin works.

14...74?. I am not allowed to introduce Agent Luxury to a White Court vampire "to see what would happen."

1475. I am not the Dragonborn. Consequently, shouting "Fus Ro Dah!" at a crowd in the cafeteria will just get me strange looks.

1476. "Kamina would have done it" is rarely a valid excuse.
- Ditto "Harry Dresden would have done it;" it makes the flowers uncomfortable.

1477. I am not to use a portal generator to put a window onto the Lesser Sea of Amorphia in my RC. No matter how pretty I think it is.

1449 Addendum: The last time someone did that, the fans went rabid
1457 Addendum: I am not allowed to have a flamethrower built into my body. If my body wasn't like that at recruitment, I don't get to make it that way later.
Addendum 2: No, I am not allowed to use time-travel to put a flamethrower in my body before I get recruited.
-Akemi Homura and the Doctor are not allowed to meet
-I am not allowed to call Kyubey out on his not-knowledge of entropy
-Throwing a Magi!Sue's Soul Gem down a pit, while satisfying, still does not kill her (unless it breaks.) Destroy it properly.
-In the event a Puella Magi Suefic involves a timeskip or coma scene, I am not allowed to steal the Sue's soul gem for a few days, let her body rot, and then watch as everyone fawns over a girl with half her face gone.
-Dumping a body in a Witch's barrier to dispose of it is fine. Dumping a body on top of Kyubey while he's in a barrier is not.
--Yes, he deserves it, but he's never in a barrier and not with the main cast.
-Introducing Sakura Kinomoto or Usagi Tsukino to any cast member of Madoka is Right Out.
-Queen Chrysalis is not swiss cheese and I should stop treating her as such.
-Telling Charlotte that Queen Chrysalis is in fact a rare black cheese is cruel... to Charlotte.
-I will not spam Mami with the message 'Mami Mogu Mogu'
--Or with the wide, wide variety of CharlotteXMami fanart.
-I will not feed Kyubey a bomb cleverly disguised as a Grief Seed.

I am not a consulting detective.
-People find it rude when I try to deduce their life stories with a single glance.

I will not bring up jam around Agents who work in the Sherlock fandom.
-Same goes for hedgehogs and otters.

John Watson is not a hedgehog.
-Sherlock Holmes is not an otter.
-Holmesian Agents really don't like it when I insist they are.

I will not run around trying to taste everyone's blood, insisting that I am a "rainbow drinker".

I will not install sBurb onto my console.

I will not bring Gamzee Makara into HQ.

I will not "do the windy thing".

I will not break a Pinkie Pie Promise.
-I will also not make a Pinkie Pie Promise in the first place if I can't keep it.

I will not attempt to make an agent sick by booby trapping their food with one of Fred and George Weasley's trick sweets.
-In fact, I am not allowed to play any of the Weasley Twins' pranks on anybody at all.
-Unless the target is a Sue.