Hello! I've been hanging around here for a couple of months now, and would like to write a mission. So, permission request away!

RC #: 1112
Department: Implausible Crossovers
Agent #1
Name: Neo
Species: Satyr
Home Continuum: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Appearance: Neo is a Satyr, or half goat man, and so looks like an ordinary teenage boy on the top while having goat legs on the bottom. He is 32 years old, but only looks about 17 because Satyrs age slower than humans, much to his annoyance. He has small horns and super curly mousey brown hair. His fur is the same shade.
History: Neo was recruited from a Percy Jackson Mary Sue fic, for the lack of charges against him and for his unwillingness to put up with the Sue’s BS. He was originally put in floaters, but was eventually transferred to the Department of Implausible Crossovers when he realized that he didn’t like either Mary Sues whining constantly or humans having relations in front of him. He was then put in RC 1112 with Sara.
Personality: Neo is usually calm and collected, though he has a high intolerance of stupidity. Being a satyr, he is highly obsessed with all kinds of plants and animals, leading to outright rages when either is disrespected. He has an especially kind heart for CAF’s, and is horrified when they are turned into only mockeries of their former selves. He loves plants even more, and is unsuccessfully trying to grow a garden inside his RC’s storage area.
He is a hopeless romantic, but due to the lack of available wood nymphs in headquarters, he instead ships other people together. This rarely works out well for either him or the people being shipped. On the other hand, he does not want to know anything about anything that goes on in the privacy of one’s RC/bedroom/bathroom/closet/car/armoire. At all. Ever.
Lust Object: Mallorn Trees
Weapon: Panpipes and a Stick
Fandoms: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, LOTR, Classic Greek Plays, Pixar Movies

Agent #2
Name: Sara Harker
Species: Human
Continuum: World One
Appearance: She is short and muscular, with medium length black hair that is constantly tied into a braid.
History: Sara had a relatively normal childhood growing up in the northeast United States. She spent her last few alternatively playing varsity volleyball and heading up her shcool's anime club.
After high school she joined the army for lack of anything better to do, but after a year was dismissed due to inappropriate conduct (making and selling crossbows out of the military barracks) and disrespecting a superior officer (going on a rather long and detailed rant about her commander’s continuously bad grammar). From there she travelled the U.S, taking very odd jobs here and there before finally finding and settling down in the PPC.
Personality: She likes holding back information about herself and acting like an international woman of mystery, but can’t keep up this front around people who know her for more than an hour. When not pretending to be James Bond, she is a grammar nazi. She has a fairly extensive collection of Punctuation and collects more whenever possible. She is much more violent than her partner,and more prone to fits of rage over OOCness, but won’t attack someone for no reason.
Sara is a hard worker and tries to repair her own equipment when it inevitably breaks, sometimes succeeding, oftentimes not. DoSAT has come to dread her visits because she asks constant questions and has found new and creative ways to mess up CAD’s.
Lust Object: Naruto, Neville Longbottom
Weapons: Crossbow, M-16, Blitzball
Fandoms: Portal, Half Life, James Bond,Final Fantasy, Naruto, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Doctor Who

Here is a writing sample, my Portal fanfic: Raise Some Hell
And here is the god awful fanfic I would like to spork first: The Magic Demigods

Well, I believe that's it. *crosses fingers*