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Author: HimochiIsAwesome
Posted on: 2012-04-16 12:37:00 UTC

...*read Sheep Jokes and goes to get mad, but...*
...British Empire?
...
...
...Independance War.
*cries*

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Going to Read through the Legendary Badfics by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-15 14:08:00 UTC Reply

So, I'm a newbie here, as seen by the fact that I just introduced myself in another post earlier today. And my first steps on the way to advance from newbiedom is to read the Legendary Badfics.

Shouldn't be too hard. I survived the Barge Pole Threads of the Spacebattles Creative Writing Forums and managed to read through both My Immortal (Which is less evil and more 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?) and Cupcakes.

I'll give regular updates on my attempts.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Once more unto the Breach! by Der Riese on 2012-04-16 17:59:00 UTC Reply

Right there with you! *Readies Bleeprin*

'Ere we go!

Re: Once more unto the Breach! by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-17 07:12:00 UTC Reply

Bro, who needs Bleeprin when you RUN ON THE POWER OF COURAGE?

Those are the words... by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-19 01:17:00 UTC Reply

Of one either totally numbed or ignorant of the Badfics' horrible powers. Wish you luck...you'll need it. Maybe a convenient tree will fall on your computer or you'll turn temporarily blind.

Huh? by Riese on 2012-04-19 03:56:00 UTC Reply

What are the words? To what?

"Who needs Bleeprin?" those words. by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-19 12:13:00 UTC Reply

With the Ironic Overpower around, I tremble.

Aww Sheeyit by Riese on 2012-04-19 16:09:00 UTC Reply

Oh. Oh dear. Crimson, you do realize that whoever's in charge of the Laws of Narrative Comedy just added your name to the list, right?

It's not me! I'm not with Legal! by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-19 22:56:00 UTC Reply

You just want to tread very carefully.

Re: It's not me! I'm not with Legal! by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-19 23:03:00 UTC Reply

Go to the Stories not to touch with a Barge Pole threads of the Spacebattles Creative Writing Forums. That's what has desentisized me.

*edges away* by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-19 23:40:00 UTC Reply

I think I'll just go...walk my ...poodle now. *flees*

Re: *edges away* by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-20 11:42:00 UTC Reply

Come back, I still haven't introduced you to my good friend Ninjafish, Chojomeka the Awesome and our resident Eldritch Abomination Harry Leferts.

We'll also like to introduce you to the Quirky Mini Boss Squad of Exposure, Lifelink, Hellfire Man and others.

Oh yeah, and the Team Pet, Crimson Flight.

*squints* by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-22 15:14:00 UTC Reply

Is it a pet I can pet?

I'm told to impersonate a Ninjachicken for lacrosse. Ninjafish for swimmers? Jk.

Well... by OpinionedAngel on 2012-04-16 13:30:00 UTC Reply

Good luck, I guess. Hope you have lots of Bleepka on hand afterwards...
Good luck by the Irish Samurai on 2012-04-16 13:10:00 UTC Reply

I must admit I did consider doing something like this myself, but I care too much for my remaining sanity to risk it at the moment.

Hopefully you won't melt your brain, but if you do, I'm sure the rest of us will visit the sanatorium of your choice as often as possible.

Re: Good luck by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 13:14:00 UTC Reply

My sanity is too tough to crack. It survived Celebrian. And Cupcakes. And My Immortal. And legolas by laura.

And SB Forums Creative Writing Barge Pole Thread.

Waughh?! by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-19 01:17:00 UTC Reply

C*l*br**n?!

...

....

*bows tentatively*

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*laughs* by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 11:46:00 UTC Reply

Nice to see I'm not the only masochistic newbie around, haha~
I think I got through Cupcakes, C*l*b*i*n, My Immortal, C*l*b*i*n a second and third time, and then realised my bedroom curtains were lavender... *shivers*
Anyway, have a 'I hope you don't get scarred to badly' sheep~

SHEEP by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-19 01:57:00 UTC Reply

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5024251/Welsh-sheep-video-is-internet-sensation.html

Have some sheep.

*laughs* by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-19 13:38:00 UTC Reply

Awww~ Sheep~
Thankies~ ^^

Re: *laughs* by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 11:48:00 UTC Reply

I'm less masochistic and more ... insane. Don't worry man, just because your bedroom curtains were lavender mean nothing. I have no curtains.

I don't need a sheep, I have a teddy bear.

*grins at you* by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 11:51:00 UTC Reply

...to be honest, I'm not sure which I am any more, haha~

...Considering I can't look at lavender without wanting to burn down a couple of forests, I'd think the lavender curtains were a bad thing. ^^

...what.
Who cares if you have a teddy, everyone needs sheep, and you will have it! DON'T MAKE THE WELSH GIRL ANGRY!

Re: *grins at you* by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 11:55:00 UTC Reply

Lavender isn't that bad. Despite having finished read through Celebrian (Should I censor the name?), I associate Lavender more with Pokemon.

TEDDIES ARE SUPERIOR. SHEEP ARE INFERIOR.

Besides, I'd end up being the recipient of a lot of sheep jokes.

... by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 12:01:00 UTC Reply

...I'm pretty sure I'm scarred because of C*l*b*i*n though. although I'm sure listening to a 10 minute long version of the Lavender Town original music probably didn't help, really.
Damn creepypasta, I've never handled it well.

...Oh. No. You. Didn't.
*pulls out crossbow* SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I KILL THE SHEEP HATING NEWBIE!

Re: ... by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 12:08:00 UTC Reply

I prefer Chicken over Sheep. The meat is tastier.

YOU'RE SCREWED NOW by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 12:16:00 UTC Reply

BETTER GET RUNNING, PUNK! *gets ready to shoot crossbow*
NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SHEEP LIKE THAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Re: YOU'RE SCREWED NOW by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 12:23:00 UTC Reply

Why are you so upset about shee-

Oh right, you're Welsh.

*glare* by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 12:26:00 UTC Reply

ANY LAST WORDS?!

Re: *glare* by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 12:30:00 UTC Reply

Nope. Because I don't plan on dying soon.

U MAD?

... by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 12:32:00 UTC Reply

*glares, but then stops glaring*
*looks incredibly sad*
W-why don' you like sheepies, though...?

Re: ... by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 12:35:00 UTC Reply

Please examine these words.

- Commonwealth of Nations / British Empire

- Sheep Jokes

... by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 12:37:00 UTC Reply

...*read Sheep Jokes and goes to get mad, but...*
...British Empire?
...
...
...Independance War.
*cries*

Re: ... by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 12:39:00 UTC Reply

Sorry. What?

... by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 12:41:00 UTC Reply

N-no, it's just, Hetalia.
I watch Hetalia.
The Independence War episodes were so bloody depressing.

NOOOOOOOOO! by AnnaBee on 2012-04-16 15:26:00 UTC Reply

*cries* America, why did you have to leave?
*drinks entirely too much*
*passes out on the table*

Re: NOOOOOOOOO! by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-16 16:59:00 UTC Reply

*joins you*
WHYYYYYYYY?! *sobs*

England... by Riese on 2012-04-17 23:23:00 UTC Reply

...You used to be...so big.....

*sniffle*

... by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-18 08:38:00 UTC Reply

...BAWWWW!!! *bursts into tears*
Now ah'm cryin' again'!
*sniffles and hugs sheep*
Don' worry, us Welshies'll stick with ya, England... *sniffs*

Re: ... by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-18 09:25:00 UTC Reply

Sorry. What is this again?

Umm... by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-18 13:45:00 UTC Reply

...do you know Hetalia? Personified countries, act out history?
Well, they did a version of the Independence War, with England and America fighting... and it was really just so, so sad...
*cries*

Re: Umm... by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-18 23:02:00 UTC Reply

Right. Hetalia. Should've remembered.

A-america? by AnnaBee on 2012-04-18 08:15:00 UTC Reply

*looks at him* *Sniffles*

*Hugs* by Riese on 2012-04-18 15:33:00 UTC Reply

There, there. I'm still just a little hop across the pond. You can visit any time you like. Hell, we can steal some decent food from France and have a picnic. Just like old times....right? *smiling through tears*

O...Of course... by AnnaBee on 2012-04-18 23:23:00 UTC Reply

*blinkblink*
...I miss you, though. Every day.

S..So do I... by Riese on 2012-04-18 23:32:00 UTC Reply

...I still remember standing shoulder-to-shoulder with you during the French and Indian War. Knowing that you were there for me, supporting me...*cries into England's bright red uniform*

Hah, yeah, by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-19 01:19:00 UTC Reply

never mind that France helped America to break away for the express purpose of screwing over England.

Shoulder-to-shoulder my foot!

Well, yeah... by Riese on 2012-04-19 03:58:00 UTC Reply

...but that happened later.

*stands there uncomfortably* by AnnaBee on 2012-04-19 00:29:00 UTC Reply

Erm... there there... it's okay...
*frowns*
*feels extremely awkward* ...

Hetalia! by Riese on 2012-04-19 00:49:00 UTC Reply

Heehee, I love Hetalia. So much silliness, and yes it still manages to make us all so sad sometimes.

Re: ... by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 12:43:00 UTC Reply

Ah. I see.

Re: Going to Read through the Legendary Badfics by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-16 01:25:00 UTC Reply

Well I've read Celebrian. It's ... just a story that involves objectification of women IN A FANTASY SETTING written by a person with really weird fetishes. I've seen worse.

Cupcakes, which I read before to see what the fuss was about, is just very descriptive gore. Very descriptive gore. And somewhat creepy. But it wasn't that bad.

My Immortal is just wish fulfilment. Badly written wish fulfilment. It also lacks characterisation.

legolas by laura is more wish fulfilment. I think most of the problems people have with it is the terrible plot, the terrible writing and the fact that 'laura' is ten years old and was tortured and raped by orcs. And that she gets into a relationship with her adopted brother. Other than that, it's just another average Mary Sue fic.

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Agh, not C*l*br**n! by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-15 18:47:00 UTC Reply

The summary alone will kill you.

I didn't get killed by the summary.... by Stargazing Sketcher on 2012-04-17 02:41:00 UTC Reply

Granted, I kinda skimmed. A lot. Probably was for the better.

Well-- by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-17 03:03:00 UTC Reply

That's why the agent that sporked that mission LITERALLY died. *points to hS*

*sets down a bowl of vanilla ice cream for the newbie* by JulyFlame on 2012-04-15 18:12:00 UTC Reply

*and starts painting this swath of the board lavender*

*Neuralyzes self* (nm) by SeaTurtle on 2012-04-16 00:56:00 UTC Reply

Hey now, that's my schtick. (nm) by JulyFlame on 2012-04-16 00:57:00 UTC Reply

Wha- by SeaTurtle on 2012-04-16 01:02:00 UTC Reply

Whozat? Where am I? What am I doing here? I was playing with this shiny stick here and-

[FLASH]

*Exit stage right, babbling incoherently*

You are evil. by AnnaBee on 2012-04-16 00:53:00 UTC Reply

Pure, sheer, wicked evil. I salute you.
You monster! by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-04-16 00:22:00 UTC Reply

You are truly evil. I bow down to this.
Oh you are evil. (nm) by PitViperOfDoom on 2012-04-15 18:20:00 UTC Reply

Does anyone else hear that violin? by JulyFlame on 2012-04-15 18:25:00 UTC Reply

Sounds like a song coming on.

I have a new favorite song now. by AnnaBee on 2012-04-17 18:07:00 UTC Reply

This song. Is. Brilliant.

Why are you doing this to yourself? (nm) by SeaTurtle on 2012-04-15 17:36:00 UTC Reply
Don't say we didn't warn you. (nm) by TheMadHatteress on 2012-04-15 14:56:00 UTC Reply
Watch out for your sanity. by Sergio Turbo on 2012-04-15 14:31:00 UTC Reply

As we keep telling people, reading Legendary Badfics isn't recommended at all. In fact, we discourage it and we don't recognize it as "advancing from newbyedom".

Basically, to stop being a newbye all it takes is to stay in the community for a little while and stopping to consider yourself a newbye.

Re: Watch out for your sanity. by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-15 14:36:00 UTC Reply

Don't worry. I survived Cupcakes. And My Immortal. And some other random bad fics.

I know I don't need to read through the Legendary Badfics, but I'm just taking this as a challenge.

I'm going to see how far I can go before I crack.

Can I recommend reading the missions... by Huinesoron on 2012-04-15 15:15:00 UTC Reply

... for some of them, at least? The Comprehensive History of the PPC has an Appendix on which ones have been killed (at least so far as I could find out), and... well, Clbr__n isn't really worth torturing yourself over.

(legolas by laura certainly is, though)

hS

I said avoid them! by Artic Blade on 2012-04-15 16:04:00 UTC Reply

Darn me and my accidental reverse psychology. Please remember that removing your eyes with sporks is no longer supported. Takes ages to get eye goo from the carpet. Try some of that Bleepolate, though some Bleepto-dismal might help more.

While the Legendary Badfics may not be traditionally badly written, one of the reasons for their notoriety is that the canon gets so warped that people literally cannot understand how this is the canon they love...

Well. by Alleydodger on 2012-04-15 14:13:00 UTC Reply

I haven't read all of them myself, but I have heard a dramatic reading of Celebrian and it was painful. Not the most painful thing, but definitely WTF material.