“[BEEEEEP!]-ing it, sir! You know, with a [BEEEEEEEP!] Oh for [BEEEP!]’s sake, may I have a pen and [BEEEEP!], sir?”

....

Why do I find this funny?

I'm enjoying seeing someone doing the Intel Reports the Agents rely on. As for the rest of my review, I'll hand that over to someone in need of a hobby (or, as her department mates put it, 'life').

From the personal files of Terri Ryan, Department of Personnel

I honestly have no idea what's going on any more. After that wodge of old reports I was sent, I assumed that was it - but now I'm receiving current Intelligence reports for some reason? Well, at least it's more interesting than Gen's latest origami-report (space-warping powers, yes; paper-folding, not so much).

I find Agent De Grasse's (Gaspard's?) depiction of life in Intel's Action Division endlessly fascinating. I didn't even know they had a cubicle farm, but Gaspard makes it not only a learning experience, but entertaining as well. His colleague Angus takes constructive console abuse to a new level, and my only complaint is that I find myself a little confused over the scale of the whole thing. The only number given is a cubicle address, 'Cubicle 5294, Stupidity Lane', which even by the most conservative estimates gives well over 10,000 Intel Action Agents. I think we would have noticed that - but then again, I suppose consecutive numbering never did catch on here.

I do have to query Gaspard's interpretation of his interaction with the DIA. From what I've seen, DIA operatives may be dismissive, but they never display the overt contempt Gaspard describes. Either a member of their team was having a seriously bad day (which I'm sure the Tiger Lily would never allow), or Gaspard is exaggerating somewhat (and in a less generous frame of mind I might say 'making it up'). Presumably what actually happened was that he told them his RA might be broken, and refused to explain further - or, of course, that earpiece of his (do Intel have those?) was a prank given to him by persons unknown. You never can tell with agents.

Nevertheless, I did reach the end of this report satisfied that my time had not been wasted. Gaspard's slow realisation of exactly what sort of predicament he was in is near-perfect - and I firmly approve of his decision to let certain quotes from the 'fic stand on their own. Those lines don't require narrative commentary, and I'm glad it wasn't offered.

-T. Ryan, Dept. of Personnel, DOGA Archivist

Fun! I had a lot of fun reading this mission. I love how Aperture Labs itself tries to fight off the Sue. It feels like the Original Series missions, where the canon would directly help Jay and Acacia stop the Sue. I also like all the description you give the Labs.

I might have liked to see Gaspard's encounter with the wayward console after he got back to HQ, but perhaps we'll learn of that in a later installment?

Also, in the "Description" section at the end, you have the word "better" doubled in the sentence about Twilight.

Finally, the Wiki does make brief mention of claiming protocol for intelligence reports:
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/DepartmentofIntelligence/Reports
"All stories should also be found on either the Unclaimed Badfic or Claimed Badfic pages."
Which I'm guessing means the link to the report should be attached under the badfic's entry, regardless of whether the badfic is currently claimed or unclaimed--and maybe on the killed list too? Anyone else have thoughts on this?

I read it yesterday. I must agree, "WHEATLEY...IZ...NOT...A...MORON" is the funniest line there.

I'm making a note here, huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
SeaTurtle Intel
He does what he must, because he can
For the good of all of us
Except the fics that are bad

Now there's no sense sporking every single bad fic
But this one just needs to be beaten with a stick
So the Intel gets done
And Agent De Grasse runs
To help fandoms that are still alive~

~~
In all earnestness, I love this intel mission. You manage to capture the... je ne sais quoi that makes it an UTTER BADFIC. xD

And now we have another Intelligence report from Gaspard. And this time, it takes us to a Portal fic.

It seems you've got a gift for writing intelligence reports, because they're funny. This time, I think I had a much better sense of how the fic works, and how Gaspard really didn't want to be there. So I think those are two really great things that have improved over the course of the last mission. Also, the part with what happened before Gaspard got mis-portalled over to the Portal continuum was quite funny.

So overall, it was an enjoyable read. Keep up the great work!

That is one glittery freaking fic. I like the changes that you made to the story, and in the end it came together very well. Honestly, I weep for the portal fandom, when there are fics like this still alive.