Subject: Nonono...
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Posted on: 2012-04-03 19:15:00 UTC
...that was Plan C, you see, Plan B worked, so... NEVILLE, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU?!
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Um, hello everyone? by
on 2012-03-31 20:29:00 UTC
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Gah, awkward introductions...
So, uh, hey, I'm new here, ehehe...
I've known about the PPC for a few months now, but I've only just managed to work up the courage to actually say hello, ahaha~
So, yeah, I go by HimochiIsAwesome, or Himu if you like. I'm Welsh and I tend to ramble. A lot. You'll have to deal with it.
Do not say anything about doing lewd things to sheep. I will shoot you. Probably with a crossbow.
My fandoms include Harvest Moon/Rune Factory, Pokémon and Hetalia. I do like other things too, but I'm not as completely obsessed. Some of those things would include Harry Potter and Doctor Who. After all, I have to live up to my British stereotypes~ (But I really do like them.)
Oh, and The Big Bang Theory. ...Infinite Sheldon, ahaha~
I drink far too much tea, eat far too much chocolate, and really see no problem with either of these facts. I'm into tarot readings, horoscopes, crystal healing, numerology and all of those sorts of things.
Uh... yeah, I've probably rambled enough for you all... Ah well, y'stuck with me now, haha~ -
Welcome! by
on 2012-04-09 13:01:00 UTC
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Have about ten easter eggs!
And in the words of the eleventh Doctor, "if you don't feel sick by lunchtime, you're doing it wrong."
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Easter eggs! by
on 2012-04-09 15:39:00 UTC
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Yay~ *eats them all* This is more than I got IRL~
Thankies~
...:3 Eleven is funny~ ^^ -
Hi! Hello! And Allons-y! by
on 2012-04-03 20:34:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC - Have a Holy Hand Grenade (Do not use near rabbits, and count to THREE before you use it. Not four, and five is right out.)
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Thank you~ by
on 2012-04-03 20:37:00 UTC
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Ooh, a grenade~ *adds it to the giant pile of gifts* People here really like giving presents to newbies, huh? *chuckles*
Hopefully I'll remember what to count to... though I can't promise anything... ^^' -
Re: Um, hello everyone? by
on 2012-04-02 12:40:00 UTC
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Hi, have some fudge!
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Oh Harvest Goddess... by
on 2012-04-02 13:20:00 UTC
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FUDGE~ How did you know? *eats it* I love fudge~ ^^ Thankie~
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If only I were a zombie... by
on 2012-04-01 17:32:00 UTC
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But I'm not. Have some chocolate.
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i am by
on 2012-04-02 00:18:00 UTC
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are there chocolate brains
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I am so sorry about this, but... by
on 2012-04-02 00:34:00 UTC
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...I have to do this.
Are there any chocolate brains?***
You can blame Grammar Nazi-dom. ^^' -
So if you're a zombie by
on 2012-04-02 13:28:00 UTC
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Then you can go ahead and make sheep jokes and the crossbow bolts won't make much of a difference. *smirk*
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... by
on 2012-04-02 13:34:00 UTC
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*eyetwitch* Don't. You. Dare. *pulls crossbow from Bag of Holding*
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*points* I'm not the zombie! by
on 2012-04-03 03:57:00 UTC
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That one is! *runs and hides* Where did I put the flameproof suit, dangit, I haven't had to -- oh joy, this is so not going to, okay, plan B, beg for mercy, okay, don't kill me, we're all friends here, yup yup.
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*sighs* by
on 2012-04-03 04:26:00 UTC
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I'll spare you then... B-But only because crossbow bolts are hard to come by, you understand! #TsunTsun
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Whatever you say. by
on 2012-04-03 13:14:00 UTC
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Plan C was to find a zombie to bite me.
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Well then... by
on 2012-04-03 17:29:00 UTC
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...If you want a zombie... *tuns Minecraft off Peaceful, spawns a Zombie* ^^
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Nonono... by
on 2012-04-03 19:15:00 UTC
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...that was Plan C, you see, Plan B worked, so... NEVILLE, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU?!
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Ah well... by
on 2012-04-03 19:19:00 UTC
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...have a pie instead. Everyone loves pie! 8D
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Oops... by
on 2012-04-03 22:51:00 UTC
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...did I just create a Mini of myself?
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Thanks! (nm) by
on 2012-04-03 22:42:00 UTC
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That should be turns*** (nm) by
on 2012-04-03 17:30:00 UTC
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Thanks... ^^ by
on 2012-04-01 17:49:00 UTC
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Yay, more chocolate~ *eats it*
...have a sheep plushie in return! ^^ -
Plushie! *pets* Thanks! :D (nm) by
on 2012-04-01 18:46:00 UTC
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Hello hello! by
on 2012-04-01 13:53:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
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Thank you~ by
on 2012-04-01 13:57:00 UTC
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Ah, chocolate~ I need this, haha~ *eats it*
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Welcome! by
on 2012-04-01 07:37:00 UTC
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Hey, another pokemon fan! Have one of my green shelled squirtles!
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Thanks~ by
on 2012-04-01 07:43:00 UTC
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Aww... It's adorable~ *pets the Squirtle, now known as Derek*
Would you like a golden geodude in return? Now 100% tacky looking! -
Hi! by
on 2012-04-01 06:47:00 UTC
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Welcome! Here's some tea and some crossbow bolts just in case some body... well, you know... *awkwardly shuffles feet*
Anyways, welcome to the board! -
Thanks~ by
on 2012-04-01 06:57:00 UTC
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Ah, crossbow bolts! I was running low on them, thanks~
And tea~ *drinks all the tea in a matter of seconds* Tha' was good~
Thank you~ ^^ -
Hello! by
on 2012-04-01 06:37:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board. Have a sword. I like swords. Do you like swords?
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Yes I like them. by
on 2012-04-01 06:56:00 UTC
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I like swords.
(Welcome to Corneria)
I like swords.
(Welcome to Corneria)
I like- *shot*
I really must never read 8bit Theatre again. Too many swordchucks.
*takes sword anyway* Ooh...
...now to use it on the flowers! >8D
APRIL FOOLS DAY! -
First plover! (nm) by
on 2012-04-01 04:55:00 UTC
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Cute~ by
on 2012-04-01 04:56:00 UTC
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*Google Images 'plover'*
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...they're adorable~ :3
Sorry, kiwi birds, but it looks like we have a new favourite animal here~ -
Welcome! by
on 2012-04-01 03:20:00 UTC
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Have a wizard hat! Magic not included, so don't expect to get into Hogwarts anytime soon.
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Thank you~ by
on 2012-04-01 03:31:00 UTC
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Ooh, thankie~ This'll go perfect with my wizard cosplay! *adds to pile of clothes* Now all I need is a good looking wand...
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Hallo! by
on 2012-04-01 03:19:00 UTC
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Awesome, another Hetalia fangeek! And you like Harry Potter... and Doctor Who... AND the Big Bang Theory?
Himu, you are awesome. :) -
Yay~ by
on 2012-04-01 03:22:00 UTC
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You like 'em too?
...favourite characters? ^^?
And thank you... You're (probably) awesome too~ On a Prussian level! Worthy of a Golden Gilbird Award for Supreme Awesomeness! -
Hey, Awesome Person! by
on 2012-04-01 05:31:00 UTC
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Hetalia: America, England, Prussia, Japan, the Italies.
Harry Potter: Pretty much everyone. Luna and Hermione are my ABSOLUTE favorites.
Well, you're awesomer than Prussia! So HAH. -
Favourites~ by
on 2012-04-01 05:44:00 UTC
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Yay we share favourites!
Allthough I'm really just a fan of all of the Hetalia cast. I can't find any major reason to dislike any of them!
...*grins* Of course, Harry Potter-wise, Snape. I have an unhealthy obsession with both Snape and Alan Rickman. :D
I always liked Ron too... Not sure why~
Awesomer than Prussia? I feel a German Sparkle Party is in order... -
LET THE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY COMMENCE! by
on 2012-04-02 01:43:00 UTC
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Seeing as I basically am England, I am not a very big fan of Russia. 'Cos, you know. Russica. Badly-done, eye-bleeding Russica. >~>
Heh. Snape is lovely. As is Ron. I love all of them, really, except Pettigrew and Umbridge.
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YEAH! by
on 2012-04-02 02:13:00 UTC
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*shudders at the badly-done, eye-bleeding Russica*
Strange how... I'm also basically England. I even added eyebrows to a photo of me and set it as my Facebook profile picture, haha~
My brother was watching Harry Potter earlier and I ended up sitting there going 'ahhhh~' every time Snape appeared.
If I ever end up in a HP fic, I'll need so much Anti-Lustin... (Although I doubt I'd get that far.)
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:D by
on 2012-04-02 02:43:00 UTC
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*shudders RIGHT back* Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew.
That, and... I don't like France much, though he's grown on me in the past couple weeks. Though I suppose it's a matter of personal opinion... *ships USUK, and HOW*
Hallo, fellow England! *glomp* Have a scone!
Ah, I know the feeling. I'm like that with a few people myself, though no one in the Potterverse. ...Feyd Harkonnen from Dune is near the top of the list, which is odd unless you've seen the movie and know that he's young Sting. :3
Yay! Squid... oh, just glowsticks? xD Still cool! -
:B by
on 2012-04-02 13:25:00 UTC
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I never really like him either... or Japan, for some reason, but now they're loved...
*ships everything* *no really, there are no pairings I dislike* *it gets annoying in ship wars*
...my sister's like that for David Bowie in Labyrinth... Who can blame her?
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^_^ by
on 2012-04-02 16:23:00 UTC
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Heh. I like Japan... It's Germany I'm not too fond of. Or, rather, my fangirl side adores him, my England side can't stand the bloke.
*Has some headcanon about exactly what happened during the Battle of Britain and what might have happened if the Axis had WON the war... Let's just say it's reminiscent of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog*
Eh, there are some pairings I don't like... *cough* Russica *cough*... But I can tolerate most of them, I don't get ship-wars-y. ^^
...Ohhhhh, MAN, DAVID BOWIE. *takes an anti-lustin shot* Heh. I can't really blame her, either. He's gorgeous. XD
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(: by
on 2012-04-02 16:34:00 UTC
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Ah, Germany~ He was the first character I've ever liked that wasn't a lesser-known/liked character... And then the rest of the Hetalia cast quickly followed, haha~
I'm suddenly reminded of Britain's Got Talent. Did you watch it? With Dennis Egel? *that was hilarious!*
*has too many headcanons in general* *mostly about England's eyebrows being erogenous*
Oh, that! I have a friend who's obsessed with it... I still need to check it out, though...
And some I don't like too much... *cough*pRussia*cough* ...but they're bareable. Because I know why people pair them. There's, like, a reason to ship any pairing if you look hard enough.
Cue my OTP, TurkeyLiechtenstein. Reaction?
I know, right? *thank the Harvest Goddess for anti-lustin*
You like squid, I take it? *jumps into huge box of plushies, pulls out a squid plush* -
:3 by
on 2012-04-02 18:47:00 UTC
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I quite like Germany. My England muse, on the other hand, has some quite vitriolic things to say on the subject. He'd like Luddy, except for... you know. The Battle of Britain.
America got me into Hetalia. I had a friend who RP'ed as him, and, well... He's a fool, but I love him to death.
Ohhhhh, I wish. I live in the USA and I don't get the BBC. ;~; I don't have the money to buy 5 million bloody channels of bloody stupid basic cable to get BBC America, so I just watch the shows I love on Netflix. VIVE LA DOCTOR!
pRussia squicks me, but I get it. It's a fun, FUN way to muck around with Prussia's head, but I don't ship-ship it. Just like I 'ship' FrUK, though it always happened in the past and mucks around with Iggy, badly. (There are REASONS why he's so tsundere... xD)
Turkey... Lili? O.O I guess it could work... But Turkey's, like, 25 and Lili's, like, 14. *just a BIT scary* I like her better with Latvia, honestly, she's sweet enough to help him with his Eastern European Soap Opera-ness and they're about the same age. Plus, Swiss would stop her from EVER getting a boyfriend, either way. XD
Hehehe... Bog be praised. XD
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:L by
on 2012-04-02 19:15:00 UTC
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...sounds kind of like how my crazy mate would like Belarus is it wasn't for the Russia stalking.
TV Tropes got me into Hetalia. It also made me start hashtagging tropes. #TVTropesWillRuinYourLife
Well, here's a handy dandy Youtube video for you~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjgPg9GvB-w
He is honestly amazing. Not at singing, but at being awesome.
...*grins* Aha, the one way to either unite FrUK an USUK lovers (or maybe get them to hate me)... FrUKUS. It sounds funny when you say it, too~
Baww, tsundere Iggy~
...she's only 14? I always saw her as older than that... and just childlike because of her small country size?
Swiss stopping her is part of the dramallama that comes with it, too~
Ah, Cthulhu~ I'm not sure if it's bad that I read The Call of Cthulhu at the age of 8. Hm... -
:Light? by
on 2012-04-02 21:43:00 UTC
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Heh. Hehehe. I love Belarus to death! She's such a complicated character. XD
Hehehehe... TVTropes is love.
*can't watch, in class* :c
Hehehe... Fruck us? *shot repeatedly with fire* And yeah, I LOVE tsundere Iggy.
Heh. I always thought she was really, really young, but that's just me. And heh, Switzy...
Hehehehehehehe! Niiice. I didn't read it until I was 13 or 14. His writing is lovely. XD -
Only if you want it to be~ by
on 2012-04-02 21:59:00 UTC
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Complicated characters FTW! Bonus points if they're sorta psychotic~
...yes... Egregiously so.
Bawwww that sucks. School sucks. Just watch it when ya get home~
Tsundere Iggy... oh how I love him so~ Ah~ So beautiful~ *fangasms* *anti-lustin'd* ...sorry.
Yeah, my mate has a headcanon that Liech is only small because of her small land size, but according to him, Liechtenstein is quite old... ...not sure whether to trust him, though. This is a guy who does OOC RP. I have to stop myself pulling the crossbow out on him, both in RP and IRL.
Of course it is~ Favourite horror writer~ One of my different... hm, I don't think they're personalities, but sometimes, I act all posh and evil. The posh and evil side of me loves those stories. -
Can't blame a girl for trying. xD by
on 2012-04-02 22:31:00 UTC
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Oh, yes. Remind me to tell you about my!Iggy's alternate personality sometime... >///> *is OOC, but is MARVELOUSLY fun*
Heheheh. Hehe. Heh.
Yeah. Lecture = NOT the best time to watch funny Hetalia vids.
Ohhh, yes. *anti-lustined as well* And America being tsundere to ENGLAND.
Ah. Well... >////> I indulge in a bit of OOC RP as well. OOC to Hetalia canon, not to history. >/////> For example... my Iggy has a split personality. Most of the time, he is lovely, tsundere, Shakespeare-quoting, and as IC as I can make him. But if Really Bad Things happen to the people he loves... America, France, Sealand, or the Commonwealth nations- he goes into Jack the Ripper mode and starts killing people. *has complicated, historical fanon explaining this*
Hehehehe... Lovecraft is lovely. I've written a few things inspired by his work... -
Ah, have a plush of him anyway~ by
on 2012-04-03 02:19:00 UTC
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Ehehe, OOC is always fun~ When it's not annoying the crap out of people~
Somehow, I make my own RP OCs OOC... Try and make a #MagnificentBastard and end up with a giggly type who's into Floriography. Although floriography is awesome.
I mean, grass represents homosexual love. XD
It isn't really Hetalia, but imagining Germany's reaction to Dennis Egel... is hilarious. XD
Tsunderes in general... >///
I tend to prefer OCs for RPing... people don't know when they're OOC~ But generally, my only Hetalia one (Wales) fits the history and stuff, so yay~
Jack the Ripper mode... XD
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Thank you by
on 2012-04-03 06:15:00 UTC
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Hehehehe... Oh, yes. It depends on if it's OOC as in 'something the character might do' (My Iggy quotes Shakespeare, my BFF's Prussia has a thing for Transformers) or something they'd NEVER do (America passing up an opportunity to be the HERO.)
Ehh, it's more about them telling you who they're supposed to be. I had a character who was in the closet about everything that made him interesting- and I DON'T just mean his sexuality. Once he finally admitted to me that yes, he was a HUGE comic book geek, yes, he WAS a huge geek in general, yes, his favorite bands were Scorpions and Guns n' Roses, yes, he WAS bisexual, yes, he DID have a crush on his arch-rival... he became MUCH more interesting.
Nice! Didn't know that. *imagining Baby!America giving Iggy a bouquet of grass and dandelions and Iggy thinking France put him up to it*
Heh, ohhhh yes. Or Prussia's reaction to "Rock Me Amadeus".
Welsh is LOVE. The Black Cauldron and the Dark is Rising books got me into it... ~ -
You're Welcome~ ^^ by
on 2012-04-03 06:40:00 UTC
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Prussia + Transformers = Awesome. No, wait, triple awesome. Awesome for transformers and double awesome for Prussia. XD
...That character sounds awesome. He also sounds slightly like me, but I digress.
Strange about my character, though... She grew up in a frozen wasteland... so there wouldn't have been any flowers... ^^' She probably just obsessed over them when she left the frozen lands or something.
Dandelions... Faithfulness and happiness... *thinks* That... would make a really cool fanfic.
Maybe just Hetalia characters' responses to their citizens. I feel Iggy would get very upset at his people. Easily. *grins* He has half of me to put up with, haha~
Welsh, eh? *grins, breathes in, then-* LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH! *can pronounce that easily* *it's honestly a part of the curiculum here*
Either way, I find it amusing when things have Welsh ion them.
But it ends up with me getting annoyed. Because there was a guy with a Welsh name in one episode of Doctor Who... and none of the characters pronounced the name right! Even though quite a lot is made in Cardiff! =3=
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*hugs* by
on 2012-04-03 08:55:00 UTC
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Oh, yes. Prussia is ALWAYS triple-awesome. In one of our universes, human!Prussia wound up having kids... He named them Megatron Fritz and Moonracer Roxanne. XD After Transformers. XD My username is a tribute to POOR Moonracer... but I digress.
...You like Lorcan?! O.O Dude. Dude dude dude. And she sounds awesome! Details?
Awh! We need to write this now!
Heh. I imagine Iggy being like the 9th Doctor when it comes to his people. A real love-hate relationship, you know? 'Stupid humans... why can't I be more like you?'
Ohmydearandfluffyaunt. *is not even going to TRY*
=O= That... is impressive.
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*shocked at hug* by
on 2012-04-03 17:26:00 UTC
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Aha, I'm reminded of those Facebook likes that say 'If I get 10000 likes I will name my first-born Megatron' and the like.
...my username shows my love for a certain character... But 'Himochi' is a nickname of his nickname... ^^'
:D Ah, well, our RP has this whole giant storyline with family feuds and backstabbing and all sorts thrown in...
The one I was talking about is called Zíma. I tend to give the characters in her village-type-thing Czech surnames... as first names... ^^'
She's slightly psychotic and quite a loner, but she has a soft side that she shows to barely anyone... And the can manipulate water and ice. Which is quite a common ability for her people.
Her whole backstory is confusing... one of her brothers, Wentrcek, is obsessed with taking over the family and becoming the leader... so he killed their parents, the old leaders, but the other brother, Vlček, became leader instead... So now Wentrcek is trying to kill Vlček.
And somehow, Zíma was cast out of the family... I haven't decided why yet, aha~ ^^'
She's kind of obsessed with nature and daylight and stuff... because where she came from, there was always a storm going on, so you could never see the sky or feel the sun. And no plants grew there other than the stuff they grew themselves in specially built houses.
TL;DR - Confusing~ XD
:3 I would, but I'm s'posed to be writing more of my crack fic... But I keep running out of ideas as to what I should do... ^^'
...very true. *insert headcanon that they are secretly the same person* *gets shot*
:3 You know how Nine is played by Christopher Eccleston? ...I grew up in his hometown! Eccles! (Obvious surname is obvious.)
Hahaha... There are people who visit LlanfairPG just to take pictures of the train station sign... it's the same length as the whole station, haha~
Sheep~ :3 So adorable... ^^ *hugs my sheep plushie IRL* -
*why be shocked? Is hug?* by
on 2012-04-03 20:41:00 UTC
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Heh. Hehehe. Nicely done.
Ah, same here. Only ours is like the evil spawn of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with no one having seen the show.
Lorcan is my character I was telling you about; he's the least vampirish vampire ever. Instead of being cool and classy and sophisticated, he's one step above white trash and a teenage boy.
Vilsek? Volcheck? How do you SAY that?
Hehehehe... What's the crackfic about?
Well, I think Iggy's Doctor 12. *grin*
Oh, now THAT is AWESOME. :DDDDDDDDDDD *envious AnnaBee is envious*
If I ever come to Britain, we'll have to go to Llanfair-gibberish and take pictures of the sign.
Yay, sheep! :D And Feegles. Nac Mac Feegles. -
*not used to shows of emotion* by
on 2012-04-03 22:34:00 UTC
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Un-vampirish vampire? Ah, it's kinda nice to see vampires other than the overly-romantic, trashy romance novel kind of vampire.
*grins* I like it.
Almost. It's VUL-check. *went online to check*
The usual crack fic storyline... England gets drunk, tries to curse someone, everything goes to pot. If you're wondering, it's called 'Magical Screwuppery', haha~ ^^ And it's terrible! XD
Number 13 should be a woman... I know many people who headcanon that the first female Doctor should be Mary Poppins... XD
*proud Himu is proud*
If you ever come to Britain, come to Prestatyn! We have a... uh, "castle". (All that's left is one rock in a field XD)
And we have a polluted beach too! And there are too many ghosts... there's about 7 just in the high school, haha~
...^^ Ah, the Nac Mac Feegle... The whole reason I always used to say 'Dinnae ye ken?' and the like... ^^ They're smurfs, but AWESOME. And Scottish-sounding. :B -
Ahhhh. by
on 2012-04-04 03:58:00 UTC
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I randomly glomp people, sorry about that.
Heh. Want the details? *can go on ALL DAY about Lorcan, he's so... developed that it's hard NOT to*
Ahhhh. I see.
Heh. Heheh. Magical screwuppery is always winning. :DDD
Heh. No. Bellatrix Lestrange or Luna Lovegood. Nuff said.
Oh, lucky! We don't have any ghosts or castles. Just mountains and pioneer heritage. XD
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on 2012-04-04 04:28:00 UTC
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It's okay, I'm just iffy with human contact~ ^^'
BRING IT! *gets comfy and ready to listen* (Read? Should that be read? Oh who cares, it's too early for thinking. #4:28am)
...:B
...good point. But do they have bags that are bigger on the inside?
I have decided that quoting (the translation of) the Welsh national anthem would be fitting!
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O land of the mountains, the bard's paradise,
Whose precipice, valleys lone as the skies,
Green murmuring forest, far echoing flood
Fire the fancy and quicken the blood.
=3= Damn patriotism.
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Ehhhhhhh... by
on 2012-04-04 15:38:00 UTC
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So am I. It happens to the best of us, friend.
Well... *rambling because it's 8 AM here and I stayed up too late* Lorcan was created to be a villain, and he was supposed to be a cool, dashing, #MagnificentDastard. Supposed being the operative word there. He'd told me he was a bit of a Gary-Stu-ish, assassin-y, cool guy.
Reality couldn't be farther than the truth.
He was actually... well, kind of lame. Part of it was, that though he was ambitious and tried REALLY HARD to get what he wanted, he had the WORST LUCK OF ANYONE IN THE MULTIVERSE. Part of it was that he had TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE taste in women, and kept getting these horrible gold-diggers pregnant. He has the worst hair in the universe- no matter what style he tries to make it, it looks HORRIBLE- and a big tat on his left bicep that looks like it was drawn in the dark.
He's in the closet about everything that makes him interesting... He's an #ArmoredClosetGay (ought to be bi, but his taste in women is so bad that his only meaningful relationships are with men), he's a SERIOUS closet geek (Alex, his boyfriend, is the only one who knows JUST how geeky he can get... mostly because he's been in the guy's bedroom, it's full of pr0n and comic books... xD), and he's HIGHLY tsundere. He can be freakin' adorable when he wants to be, but usually he's too scared. His life's ambition is to be a pirate, or, failing that, to FINALLY beat the 'Down the Rabbit Hole' level in Modern Warfare 3.
TL;DR: He's a dork pretending to be cool and I love him to pieces. XD
...They might. Especially Luna, I can see her having a bag full of Nargles.
Ohhhhhh... that's so much prettier than ours. ;~; Ours is all about some battle in the War of 1812 no one cares about. :P And it's to the tune of an old English drinking song. XD You can tell Alfred chose it, can't you?
Patriotism RULES.
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*dances* by
on 2012-04-04 19:44:00 UTC
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Of course... friend? *tilts head on side*
Hm, another internet friend. All of these internet friends are making up for my lack of real friends, haha~
*read all of that* Haha, he sounds awesome~
He wants to be a pirate? I don't blame him! Pirate!England... Pirate!Spain... Pirate!France... *drools* *anti-lustin'd*
...I have just realised how I never pointed out... Zíma's character changed quite a bit after she got engaged... ^^'
She got less psychotic and just sorta became... a bit weak, really. Oops.
But seriously, she's engaged to this guy called Sid, and the storyline that goes with him is really complicated...
From what I can tell...
There's this family called the Fisher family, and the youngest, Cloud (his real name is Edward but he goes by Cloud), had overly strong powers but couldn't control them in the slightest. One accidental fire later, his family are dead. Now, then there's this other family, whose names I don't know. One of them (who I know by Chief, but you never know) is obsessed with getting into the basement of the burnt house, because that's where all of the family's wealth and knowledge is stored. But, the only one who can unlock it all is Cloud. Cloud himself is going out with a guy called Set, who is... kind of a bit of a d!(k.
Chief used to be the master of a guy called Sid, until Chief was killed by Set, and Sid swore that he'd get revenge, saying he would kill both Set and Cloud. Somehow - I haven't worked out how yet - Chief came back to life, but changed. He's now more sadistic and evil...
Some stuff that I missed happened, and Sid ended up having to protect Cloud with Set, and... yeah, that's about all I can remember~ ^^'
TL;DR: Information you didn't ask for. XD
*grins* So somehow Doctor Who is now gonna cross over with Harry Potter and Hetalia in my mind... ^^
*laughs and tuts* Such an 'Alfred' thing to do... haha~
And it is quite pretty... It goes on about how beautiful our land is... land of hills, land of bards, land of... sheep? XD
Of course it does! *is surrounded by Welshness: sheep, a rugby ball, a harp, some leeks, some daffodils, more sheep, a dragon...*
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*carmelldansen* by
on 2012-04-05 21:20:00 UTC
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Ah, same here. xD I even had a relationship on the internet for a while. :P
Hehehehe... You like him? Really? XDDDD
And YES! PIRATES!
Heh. *read all that, too* RP is lovely. And Lorc was the same way with Alex. 'Less psycho'.
Dude. Yes. :) The DOCTOR IS LOVE.
Hehehehe... Totally. And now I wish I was Welsh. *too American for my liking* -
*I was thinking that aswell! XD* by
on 2012-04-05 21:58:00 UTC
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Ah, more than me.
Being asexual is kinda... annoying like that. I've never dated anyone. Ever. 'XD
Of course! Why wouldn't I?
Piiiraaaateeessss.... *^-^*
After I sent that, we ended up RPing stuff that explained most of what happened.
The rival family was called the Dunon family...
...and one of the main secrets they wanted to steal from the Fisher's was the ability to never age.
Which explains why Cloud, a 22 year old, looks 13. XD
RP is lovely... ^^
Which one, though? *loves Nine and Ten to death*
Come move over here~ If you stay for about 5 years, we usually pronounce you Welsh! -
Yay! *le carmelldansen* by
on 2012-04-05 23:18:00 UTC
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Heh. I've had some relationships In Real Life, too.
...You're like, the opposite of me, then. I'm bi. >///> (Though not as big of a pain about it as Captain Jack... I hope... I'm kind of in the closet about it In Real Life.)
Pirates are win. Hehehe... I see, I see. RP is fun. I do a LOT of Hetalia RP... Sometimes people even think I *am* a guy, because I run England a bunch.
Ohhhh... I always play Iggy as, like, a mix of all of them. Like, he's tragic like Ten, angry like Nine, and madcap like Eleven... while still being brilliant, like all of them.
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*brings in the Caramelldansen Sheep Brigade* by
on 2012-04-05 23:29:00 UTC
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...hurray for no relationships!
Cool... one of my best (and only) friends is bi... And she's awesome, haha~ *Not Prussian awesome, obviously, but... ^^*
Why yes they are. The only thing cooler than Pirates of the Caribbean and Pirate!England... is the Hetalia parody of PotC.
The whole storyline ended up going to pot, but I'm glad about that... =w=
I do quite a bit of Hetalia RP too... mostly with my Wales, really, although I did an RP on Omegle where I was England... it was fun to RP someone I usually can't. ^^
...I didn't see Nine as that angry... He was awesome though.
Then again, my memories may be screwy because I watched The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances over and over and more or less forgot half of the other episodes. DX
Then I shall make you Welsh!
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It's Shaun the Sheep! by
on 2012-04-06 00:44:00 UTC
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Heh. Thanks for not freaking out. ^^;
O.O ALL MY WANT. WHERE IS IT? MUST SEE!
I have an England and a Northern Ireland... and I agree with you. I've done Japan, Russia, France, Romano, China... But the Brits and America are my loves.
Dalek. Episode. Nuff said.
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:O *hugs Shaun the Sheep* :3 by
on 2012-04-08 20:25:00 UTC
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...why would I freak out? Is it really that big a deal? *tilts head on side* Most people I know are very... agh, what's the word? Damn... I forgot...
Uh... supportive!
Most people I know are quite supportive of non-straight people.
Although I know too many people who say they're bi to be 'cool', but you can tell when people aren't really bi.
So many people think I can't fangirl over people or have relationships because I'm asexual... They're really... Ugh.
TL;DR = You're welcome.
Uh, here~
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7573022/1/
Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold. Lovely yaoi-filled fic~ Spamano and USUK~ =w=
The same person also did a nice USUK fic... but it's kinda depressing...
I helped 'em think up the ending~
Here's that one, if you're interested, Be There Ice In Thy Heart.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7524190/1/
It's kinda sad though... But with a nice happy end~
Ooh, a Nor'n RPer~ I know someone who RPs (normal) Ireland, but she's... kind of a crap OC. =~=
Oh yes! I 'member that now~ *but I still don't have many of Nine's episodes on DVD... -_- *
Here, have a commemorative rainbow sheep! -
Sorry if I'm interrupting... by
on 2012-04-09 08:07:00 UTC
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But as someone with what I'd like consider a vested interest in the topic of sexuality, I'd like to congratulate you on your apparent superpower of sensing someone's real sexual orientation, and would like to ask you how you accomplish this amazing feat, especially when human sexuality can be a fluid thing.
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Yay! *hugs you AND Shaun* by
on 2012-04-09 07:26:00 UTC
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Ehhhhh... I come from a very strict Mormon community. The people here are super nice... until you tell them you're not like them, and then they don't know what to make of you.
I've lost friends over it. So... And hey, I know what you mean. It's not like you can't like people, the... physical side of it isn't there.
TL;DR: Thanks.
Shiny! *will read later, I has to get to bed, it's past midnight*
Ugh, same here. Ireland is EASY to do wrong. :P My North, on the other hand, is fiery and likes to blow things up. XD And is married to North Korea, go figure.
'What about you, Doctor? What the h*ll are you turning into?'
I love Nine. And TEN, even more.
Win! *huggles it* Have a mutant carnivorous sheep! -
*is hugged* ^^? by
on 2012-04-09 16:09:00 UTC
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Ah, that sounds annoying... Although... I'm not sure what the 'losing friends' bit would feel like... I've never really had any IRL, haha... Not many, anyway~ ^^'
*haha, staying up late, naughty* *is a hypocrite*
8D A pyromaniac Nor'n! Haha, the two Norths, married.
Which suddenly makes me think of my two married teachers, Mr. and Dr. North. Weird.
Oh Goddess TEN~ *huggles my DVD collection* Nine and Ten are the best, IMO. I never really knew the earlier ones, and Eleven just seems a bit... ^^'
Ah, a mutant carnivorous sheep! I've always wanted one~ Thankie~ *tries to hug it, almost gets bitten* Aw, it tried to eat me, so cute~ ^^ -
8D by
on 2012-04-10 06:26:00 UTC
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People are bloody fools. *said in a thick American accent* And they don't know what they're missing.
Heh. Hehehe. Heh.
Ohhhhhh, it's a brilliant pairing. They had a kid (he's unified Korea, LONG story) who's named Kim Eoin Im (western-style) and they're both trying to raise him 'right'. Meaning he's winding up half-Protestant half-Communist.
We call it the Northship.
TEN IS MY FAVORITE. I like Eleven, but he's got one MAJOR thing wrong with him, namely, HE's NOT TEN.
Heh. Wilkommen. :D Feed it liver and kidneys. -
Almost forgot! by
on 2012-04-01 03:20:00 UTC
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Have a can of 100% Pure Prussian Awesomeness. Side effects may include albinism, a propensity for cackling and small yellow birds, and being so awesome that everyone faints.
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Yay, awesome! by
on 2012-04-01 03:33:00 UTC
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Hurrah, I always wanted white hair! *dances... awesomely* *as awesome as my name* *which is awesome* *like you* *who is also awesome*
Awesome party! -
TOTAL AWESOME PARTY! by
on 2012-04-02 01:44:00 UTC
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With German sparkles.
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2012-04-01 02:35:00 UTC
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Greetings, new friend! Have an Itemfinder!
*buh-deet buh-deet buh-deet*
The Itemfinder is responding! There's something nearby! -
Hidden item! by
on 2012-04-01 02:40:00 UTC
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Cool, an Itemfinder~ I've always wanted one~
*searches around quickly to try and find hidden object* *manages to find nothing* Bleh, I've always sucked at finding hidden objects... :| -
Same. by
on 2012-04-01 05:37:00 UTC
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I always wandered around and got ambushed by wild Pokemon and subsequently forgot which squares I'd already checked.
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I know, right? by
on 2012-04-01 05:42:00 UTC
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I'm not sure what was more irritating, searching the squares, forgetting where I'd checked or having to go through all the battles. Actually... probably the latter, actually.
If I play the games now, I still have to turn the sound off when wild pokémon appear. Oh Harvest Goddess I hate that music. *shudders* -
Welcome! by
on 2012-03-31 22:52:00 UTC
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It's always nice to meet new people. Welcome, fellow Brit! (I'm English. :P )
I like Pokemon and Harry Potter too. And Doctor Who, though I'm not a massive fan. Just getting into the Big Bang Theory myself. :3
Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. They are handy distractors.
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Yay, a fellow Brit~ by
on 2012-03-31 23:00:00 UTC
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Ah, good for you, getting into Big Bang Theory... I'll give you some (totally non-lethal) cookies if you end up obsessed with Sheldon.
And yay, presents~ Here, have a sheep toy in return... it's not like anyone will notice it's gone, what with the amount we have... ^^ -
Re: Um, hello everyone? by
on 2012-03-31 22:46:00 UTC
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Ooh, another tilde-user. Hihi. Here, have a cup of tea. Just mind the leaves; they'll eat your lips if you're not careful :P
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Ooh, tea~ by
on 2012-03-31 22:50:00 UTC
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Yup, y'got me, I like spamming that key... It makes my sentences look more cheerful, somehow... ^^
Ah, lovely tea. *sips cautiously* Gotta love a good cuppa~ -
Courage? by
on 2012-03-31 22:34:00 UTC
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You do not need courage to join the PPC, only madness! And courage!
In any case, hello and welcome to the board. Enjoy your stay here, and don't worry about posting now and again. We won't bite. -
Okay then~ by
on 2012-03-31 22:37:00 UTC
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Well it's a good thing that I've never been fully sane before, then~
I'm not so much worried about you biting... I'm more worried about me biting everyone else. Or throwing paint at them. I tend to do that a lot. -
Just so long as you don't break out the flamethrowers. by
on 2012-03-31 23:54:00 UTC
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There was an incident, apparently. The Flowers were not happy.
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Oh, don't worry... by
on 2012-04-01 00:04:00 UTC
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I'm not gonna go on a burning-spree... I probably won't even look at a flamethrower... Fire... *shudders* Far too warm. Ah, freezing is more fun, anyway. ^^
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Hi! by
on 2012-03-31 22:19:00 UTC
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Have a pumpkin! It's orange and sometimes disappears randomly when you're not looking.
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Thankyou~ by
on 2012-03-31 22:24:00 UTC
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Pumpkin... So orange... *stares at the pumpkin for a while*
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Oh hai there! by
on 2012-03-31 21:18:00 UTC
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Don't worry about a thing! We LOVE newbies here! Come on in, make yourself comfortable!
Here, have some Lutoslawski for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-I_igR6o7c -
Hiya to you too~ by
on 2012-03-31 21:26:00 UTC
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Okay then~ *gets less akward-feeling*
Ooh, music~ *plugs in headphones* -
Welcome. by
on 2012-03-31 21:18:00 UTC
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Have an awesome-laced cookie. Goes well with tea.
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Thanks~ by
on 2012-03-31 21:21:00 UTC
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Why thankyou... *instantly devours cookie* ...you're right, it is awesome!
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Hello there! by
on 2012-03-31 21:06:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water! Now latex free!
So we have another Pokémon fan, eh? What's your favourite 'mon? I like Glaceon myself (I know it's absolutely worthless, but setting it up with a hail team actually does wonders). -
Why thankie~ by
on 2012-03-31 21:11:00 UTC
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Thanks, this might come in handy... someday~ Haha~
Hm, my favourites are all useless in battle, haha~ Beedrill's my current favourite, though sometimes it swaps to Treecko... and I remember a time when Absol and Dusknoir were up there in the no. 1 spot... Ah well, I'm indecisive~