Subject: Ehhhhhhh...
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Posted on: 2012-04-04 15:38:00 UTC
So am I. It happens to the best of us, friend.
Well... *rambling because it's 8 AM here and I stayed up too late* Lorcan was created to be a villain, and he was supposed to be a cool, dashing, #MagnificentDastard. Supposed being the operative word there. He'd told me he was a bit of a Gary-Stu-ish, assassin-y, cool guy.
Reality couldn't be farther than the truth.
He was actually... well, kind of lame. Part of it was, that though he was ambitious and tried REALLY HARD to get what he wanted, he had the WORST LUCK OF ANYONE IN THE MULTIVERSE. Part of it was that he had TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE taste in women, and kept getting these horrible gold-diggers pregnant. He has the worst hair in the universe- no matter what style he tries to make it, it looks HORRIBLE- and a big tat on his left bicep that looks like it was drawn in the dark.
He's in the closet about everything that makes him interesting... He's an #ArmoredClosetGay (ought to be bi, but his taste in women is so bad that his only meaningful relationships are with men), he's a SERIOUS closet geek (Alex, his boyfriend, is the only one who knows JUST how geeky he can get... mostly because he's been in the guy's bedroom, it's full of pr0n and comic books... xD), and he's HIGHLY tsundere. He can be freakin' adorable when he wants to be, but usually he's too scared. His life's ambition is to be a pirate, or, failing that, to FINALLY beat the 'Down the Rabbit Hole' level in Modern Warfare 3.
TL;DR: He's a dork pretending to be cool and I love him to pieces. XD
...They might. Especially Luna, I can see her having a bag full of Nargles.
Ohhhhhh... that's so much prettier than ours. ;~; Ours is all about some battle in the War of 1812 no one cares about. :P And it's to the tune of an old English drinking song. XD You can tell Alfred chose it, can't you?
Patriotism RULES.
*noms* Yay! Sugar!