Hithere,welcome,BallPythonnicetomeetyou!

Sorry for speaking so fast, but I'm late and have to catch up with all the postings.

Have a fluffy velociraptor!

Have some lemming repellent! Even fierce serpents are no match for lemmings from the fearsome Circle.

So, Indonesia, eh? Cool. Very cool. *nods sagely*

Well, I know this is a tad late, but welcome to the PPC! Savor this Generic Food casserole as a gift from me to you.

-- Len

Hi there! Have a Corn Snake and an Extremely Suspicious Looking Cupcake.

So many newbies! It makes me feel so much older as a Boarder. I've only been here since January! Have some special newbie cake. I had to make a big batch for everyone.

Here, have an Infinite Notebook, lined, complete with urple covers and wilver binding!

You're from Indonesia? That's cool! And we are crazy indeed, but crazy is fun!

-Aila

...it was in another thread. Anyways, welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. A little colder than your average neutron star!

Hi, and welcome to the PPC! How did you run across us?

So, quite a few fandoms there, I see. Are you familiar with Pokemon, by any chance?

As for your newbie gift, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite Disney castle!

Please don't kill it. Fluttershy will be upset.

Have a cookie, or a baker's dozen!

We may be crazy, but we don't bite.

Ooh, another Warriors fan! Your favorite series in the fandom? Since we share it, have a Generic Cat Figurine! It will immediately transform into your favorite cat, from any clan.

Greetings, new friend! Have a Indonesian-to-Parseltongue dictionary!

Oh, wow, the newbie floodtide really is beginning! It's a good thing I got some galoshes after the last entry thread.

Here, have a Basilisk egg! Or maybe it will just turn out to be a chicken egg, since I may not have gotten the ritual right. I'm no good at Harry Potter magic.

Hi, have some fudge!

Have an inexplicably poisonous grass snake I found in a fanfic recently. (it wasn't worth reporting, but that bit stuck out.)

*hug* Hello. Um, here's your gift - a white straw hat with a polka-dotted ribbon wrapped around it. It also has bells hanging from the edges! :)

Selamat datang, perajurit baru! Anda amat bertuah kerana menyertai sekumpulan perwira penentang Sue, perosak jalan cerita, pemusnah alam fiksyen, dan penyakat watak rasmi. Sila memberi perhatian akan Perlembagaan PPC, Wiki PPC, dan silalah berborak di laman chat PPC yang disediakan.

Adat-Istiadat PPC memerlukan kita meraikan tetamu baru dengan sebuah hadiah. Saya menghadiahkan sebungkus buras, makanan kebiasaan orang Bugis. Tapi saya sudah habis memakan ayam lengkuas, maka terpaksalah anda buat sendiri.

Man, I'm too formal up there! Anyways, welcome to PPC, from a Malaysian. Let's put our petty squabbles aside, and enjoy the show. Oh, and wewill ask about your fandoms. So tell us, what are your fandoms?

I'm guessing Monty Phyton.