Yay, more pets!

Thank you for the welcome and the gift. Can I interest you in this humming bird? (Not a hummingbird, but a parrot that hums instead of talking).

And it's positively overflowing with alliteration! This looks like a magnificent weapon.

Ouch! It's very sharp; I'll have to be more careful with it in the future. Can't wait to try it out on my first Sue.

Here, have a Distraction (I probably shouldn't carry the Distraction and the Sword at the same time).

Hmmm, works as jet fuel you say? I have been looking for something to develop a new flamethrower fuel from - this could be just the thing!

Would you like this heat-seeking, laser-guided, paper plane?

Thank you very much, would you like this unrecorded album?

Ooh shiny! I get some of the best gifts here. Out of interest, what happened to her, to render her into her base constituents so effectively?

I don't have anything similar to offer in return, but I do have these pink wafer biscuit things, feel free to take some.

Thank you; here, have some violining in return http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPOztxXWlQ&feature=relmfu

Now that I think about it, 'violining' may not be a real word... *shrugs*

Thank you for the plover, would you like this polar bear repelling mallard? As long as it is allowed to quack at least once a day, you shouldn't find any polar bears within 10 miles.

Thank you :)

Shiny things are useful (and shiny - which may or may not be redundant). Would you like a super-bouncy ball? Guaranteed* not to cause any property damage or personal injury whatsoever.

Sounds like you've had to discard projects in the past, it's always a shame. I'm hoping that I'll be able to rescue it, or at least salvage some of the characters etc., but I need to start with a slightly smaller scale project before tackling that one again. Hopefully it won't be too long before I'm writing missions!



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Ooh! But where will I find blue cat food? Thank you for the kitty. I don't have any oddly coloured animals to offer you, but I do have some toffee if you'd like it.

Ooh, yummy fudge! thank you. Would you like some toffee?

Greetings!

That is a very nice hat; I think first off I shall try a musketeer's hat, in dark red with a white feather.

*tries hat on*

I like it! I just so happen to have a spare pair of Cool Shades that I can give in return, if you're interested. You can't change the style, but you can alter their colour by tapping them against things.