Evil always finds a way... to be stupid.

Evil always finds a way... to be stupid. by ROTHY on 2012-03-23 04:22:00 UTC

Stupid Harry Potter fic by firemagic on 2012-03-28 22:44:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7914422/1/TheDarkHeirofLord_Voldemort

The Dark Heir of Lord Voldemort

Basically... the plot of Harry Potter gets screwed with, Harry has a sister. And it's so, so stupid. The author is the same one who did a fic Sergio Turbo and I are sporking.
Slightly O/T: by AnnaBee on 2012-03-25 06:08:00 UTC Reply

http://www.11points.com/Books/11AmazingFake%27HarryPotter%27BooksWrittenInChina

Are the minis already accounted for? (nm) by Tawaki on 2012-03-25 18:42:00 UTC Reply

I don't think so, no. by AnnaBee on 2012-03-26 00:06:00 UTC Reply

Someone's got to go in there, kidnap all the minis, kill the Chinese Mary Sues/Gary Stus, and untangle the Implausible Crossover. XD

And another one. by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-03-24 05:34:00 UTC Reply

Dawn:
It's about a "shadow priest" who is in Middle Earth to find her broken necklace. Why the necklace is so important I don't know. Also, she hates everything in the story. Elves, Rivendell (or as she says: rivindell), sunlight, even the air itself. Also, Gandalf is "a hippie", and not very bright (like all hippies). Finally, the character claims that grammar is useless, and thus ignores it's rules (and spelling). Finally, she reminds me a lot of Ebony (of My Immortal), with her name (Rraven or Raven, it changes back and forth), her shadow powers (which include invincibility, shapechange into a raven, and healing anything (the sword that the ringwraiths use, which could only be cured by Elrond himself.) Oh yeah, and she has a new one when she needs it, pretty much.)
Address: http://fanfiction.net/s/7862001/1/

Permission fic. by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-03-25 05:56:00 UTC Reply

I will be using this for my first PPC story. Wish me luck, when I try.
At a glance... by Duothimir on 2012-03-24 14:53:00 UTC Reply

Is she seriously censoring 'damn'? Or is it some other four letter word that starts with 'd' that I'm not aware of? Either way, it just looks silly.

Also, all positive reviews, as to be expected.
Oh god, is this... by Ellipsis Flood on 2012-03-24 10:29:00 UTC Reply

Eeyup. Seems to be a World of Warcraft crossover. And even with that, I don't think that Shadow Priests work that way or that they worship a god in the form of a zebracorn. Or can transform into animals (isn't that what druids are for?)

Well, OBVIOUSLY by Shadow on 2012-03-24 20:05:00 UTC Reply

They're a cult devoted to Zecora from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. And they're not particularly observant. Obviously.

Well... by AnnaBee on 2012-03-24 20:06:00 UTC Reply

I put up a concritty review. Please follow suit?

http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7862001/

Another Really Bad One. . . by Mysterial on 2012-03-23 23:18:00 UTC Reply

Since we are all sharing really bad fanfics, here's one that makes me just want to bash my head up against a wall and never stop : The Power of Magic and Elves
It's a brain breaking crossover between LOTR and Harry Potter, in which Harry is uncanonicly tortured by Voldemort and is then teleported to Middle Earth, where he is transformed into an eleven child. He is accompanied by his pet griffin which has a stupid name.He is then found by Aragorn and shit only gets worse from there.

Cera? CERA!? Is he saying his griffin is an old fossil? (nm) by Tawaki on 2012-03-24 02:41:00 UTC Reply

Since we can't have two badfic threads at once, I add some, by Tawaki on 2012-03-23 17:36:00 UTC Reply
1. A Life Without a Soul » by amythistmoongoddess reviews
  Ginny is turned into a vampire and runs away from home. Draco who has also run away ends up stuck with her because she saved his life.
  Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-23-05 - Published: 5-1-05 - Ginny W. & Draco M.
  
  My comment: I sporked this one on Deleterius ages ago, before I heard of the PPC.
  
  2. Cheerilee's Garden by Unahim - Mature content, not brainsafe
  
  When Cheerilee gets assigned to a new class of problematic students, she slowly slips into a depression. She finally finds a way to cope, one her students probably wouldn't like...
  All of this is somehow linked to the children's new school play, but how? Will they find out in time for it to make a difference, or are they all doomed from the outset? And if they are, will Cheerilee herself get away unscathed, or will she share their fate?
  
  Only one way to find out...
  
  My comment: Who the clop are you and what have you done with Cheerilee?
  
  3. What You Leave Behind » by The Evil Pink Squirrel of Doom reviews
  The spouses of the four monarchs of Narnia meet, after the Penensies return unbeknownst to them to Spare Oom. LucyTumnus, OreiusSusan, PeterOC, EdmundOC . Please just give it a chance. I suck at summaries.
  Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 4-17-06
  
  My comment: How could Susan and Oreius manage to have kids?
  
  4. Truth Within » by DarthSukiMomo reviews
  Life is a living hell for Sakajin. With no parents to guide her, and a whole life shredded, she finds herself working for the Separatists. Once she become General Grievous's apprentice, even through the torture, can she find the truth within?
  Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,098 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-19-12 - Published: 3-30-09 - General Grievous
  
  My comment: This is such a grievous Sue.

Good Gravy! by dramaticsoprano on 2012-03-23 18:37:00 UTC Reply

That first one sound like a really bad ripoff off both "Harry Potter" and Dvořák's "Rusalka".

That should be "sounds" (nm) by dramaticsoprano on 2012-03-23 18:38:00 UTC Reply