Subject: Stupid Harry Potter fic
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Posted on: 2012-03-28 22:44:00 UTC
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7914422/1/TheDarkHeirofLord_Voldemort
The Dark Heir of Lord Voldemort
Basically... the plot of Harry Potter gets screwed with, Harry has a sister. And it's so, so stupid. The author is the same one who did a fic Sergio Turbo and I are sporking.
Overlord is a series of action/fantasy/strategy games where you are the evil overlord ransacking the countryside with your evil minions and generally being an ass to everyone you meet. It's also really goofy and light-hearted, with some witty remarks made by your advisor.
These fanfics I am about to share with you completely shatter the overall tone of the series by haphazardly splicing wildly different continuities together.
Naruto: Rise of the Overlord - Rated T
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4763184/1/NarutoRiseoftheOverlord
Crossing the series over with Naruto is a surprisingly common practice, and unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.
Mass effect: return of the overlord - Rated T
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7746770/1/Masseffectreturnoftheoverlord
Trollfic
Overlord of Souls - Rated T
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7023251/1/OverlordofSouls">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7023251/1/Overlordof_Souls
Mind numbingly inconsistant with the both series. Seems to think that the Overlord was able to marry both potential mistresses, ignores Ivy's vow of chastity, kills Patroklos and Phyrra off (this was before Soul Calibur 5), and gets several other factors wrong.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7914422/1/TheDarkHeirofLord_Voldemort
The Dark Heir of Lord Voldemort
Basically... the plot of Harry Potter gets screwed with, Harry has a sister. And it's so, so stupid. The author is the same one who did a fic Sergio Turbo and I are sporking.
Someone's got to go in there, kidnap all the minis, kill the Chinese Mary Sues/Gary Stus, and untangle the Implausible Crossover. XD
Dawn:
It's about a "shadow priest" who is in Middle Earth to find her broken necklace. Why the necklace is so important I don't know. Also, she hates everything in the story. Elves, Rivendell (or as she says: rivindell), sunlight, even the air itself. Also, Gandalf is "a hippie", and not very bright (like all hippies). Finally, the character claims that grammar is useless, and thus ignores it's rules (and spelling). Finally, she reminds me a lot of Ebony (of My Immortal), with her name (Rraven or Raven, it changes back and forth), her shadow powers (which include invincibility, shapechange into a raven, and healing anything (the sword that the ringwraiths use, which could only be cured by Elrond himself.) Oh yeah, and she has a new one when she needs it, pretty much.)
Address: http://fanfiction.net/s/7862001/1/
I will be using this for my first PPC story. Wish me luck, when I try.
Is she seriously censoring 'damn'? Or is it some other four letter word that starts with 'd' that I'm not aware of? Either way, it just looks silly.
Also, all positive reviews, as to be expected.
Eeyup. Seems to be a World of Warcraft crossover. And even with that, I don't think that Shadow Priests work that way or that they worship a god in the form of a zebracorn. Or can transform into animals (isn't that what druids are for?)
They're a cult devoted to Zecora from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. And they're not particularly observant. Obviously.
I put up a concritty review. Please follow suit?
http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7862001/
Since we are all sharing really bad fanfics, here's one that makes me just want to bash my head up against a wall and never stop : The Power of Magic and Elves
It's a brain breaking crossover between LOTR and Harry Potter, in which Harry is uncanonicly tortured by Voldemort and is then teleported to Middle Earth, where he is transformed into an eleven child. He is accompanied by his pet griffin which has a stupid name.He is then found by Aragorn and shit only gets worse from there.
That first one sound like a really bad ripoff off both "Harry Potter" and Dvořák's "Rusalka".