Subject: Re: Zelda badfic
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Posted on: 2012-03-20 18:28:00 UTC
Cat--kitten-- HYLIA ISLAND OF MICHIGAN!
I need to go cry now.
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Hetalia Axis Powers Badfic by
on 2012-03-19 18:54:00 UTC
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http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6905229/1/
Credit goes to my friend for finding this. I don't know the canon, but I do know repetitive sentences when I see them. -
Zelda badfic by
on 2012-03-20 04:41:00 UTC
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The Awakening - Rated T
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7386853/1/The_Awakening
Emma has always been different since 10 yrs ago. One winter day Emma finds a cute kitten out on the streets of Hylia Island of Michigan 20 million years into the future. The kitten is no ordinary kitten...he is indeed the infamous Wind Mage - Vaati.
It's the same 'Sue by the same author in a different story from the one I've just sent Gaspard into, only worse. From what I can glean from the first three chapters, Emma is the reincarnation of the Hero of Time and is sent on a quest so that she may become a goddess herself. Add the fact that Vaati from Four Swords is thrown in as a sidekick/love interest and that Emma has killed five fellow classmates by burning them to death and feels no remorse for it, and we've got ourselves a fic ready for sporking.
I might just do an Intel report on this: the author's ramblings and horrible SPaG make it funny to read. -
Re: Zelda badfic by
on 2012-03-20 18:28:00 UTC
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Cat--kitten-- HYLIA ISLAND OF MICHIGAN!
I need to go cry now. -
O.O (nm) by
on 2012-03-20 15:20:00 UTC
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I realize I ought to know these things... by
on 2012-03-20 15:20:00 UTC
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But who the heck is Vaati?
The name is the same as one of my 'friend's' Gary Stu's... Guy happens to be a 'fruit vampire', whatever the herl that means, and a minor god in his own right.
...Ouch. We got a Sociopath Sue on our hands? -
Vaati is a Zelda villain. by
on 2012-03-20 16:05:00 UTC
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Vaati chiefly plays a role in stuff like Minish Cap and the Four Swords games. I'm not sure what his role in the original Four Swords was, but I know that in Four Swords Adventures he was the main villain until Ganon hijacked the plot in the final dungeon. Minish Cap... I don't quite know everything since I never played Minish Cap, but from what I understand he was the central antagonist of that game too.
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LOL, okay. by
on 2012-03-20 18:18:00 UTC
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That makes a LOT more sense. My friend played him as this weird overpowered part-angel-part-fruit-vampire reformed villain Stu who'd had adventures in a bunch of universes and had a scary yen for cats. XD
She's twelve, she'll grow out of it. -
May I exorcise this with Hetalia Goodfic? (nm) by
on 2012-03-20 04:06:00 UTC
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O.o by
on 2012-03-19 20:05:00 UTC
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Spain's older sister? Honkon? What is this, I don't even
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Bl**dy Git!! by
on 2012-03-19 19:02:00 UTC
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... Does this person KNOW history?!
Or even Hetalia canon?!