Vaati is a Zelda villain.

Hetalia Axis Powers Badfic by ShatteredSanity on 2012-03-19 18:54:00 UTC Reply

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6905229/1/

Credit goes to my friend for finding this. I don't know the canon, but I do know repetitive sentences when I see them.

Zelda badfic by SeaTurtle on 2012-03-20 04:41:00 UTC Reply

The Awakening - Rated T
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7386853/1/The_Awakening

Emma has always been different since 10 yrs ago. One winter day Emma finds a cute kitten out on the streets of Hylia Island of Michigan 20 million years into the future. The kitten is no ordinary kitten...he is indeed the infamous Wind Mage - Vaati.

It's the same 'Sue by the same author in a different story from the one I've just sent Gaspard into, only worse. From what I can glean from the first three chapters, Emma is the reincarnation of the Hero of Time and is sent on a quest so that she may become a goddess herself. Add the fact that Vaati from Four Swords is thrown in as a sidekick/love interest and that Emma has killed five fellow classmates by burning them to death and feels no remorse for it, and we've got ourselves a fic ready for sporking.

I might just do an Intel report on this: the author's ramblings and horrible SPaG make it funny to read.

Re: Zelda badfic by firemagic on 2012-03-20 18:28:00 UTC Reply

Cat--kitten-- HYLIA ISLAND OF MICHIGAN!

I need to go cry now.
O.O (nm) by ShatteredSanity on 2012-03-20 15:20:00 UTC Reply
I realize I ought to know these things... by AnnaBee on 2012-03-20 15:20:00 UTC Reply

But who the heck is Vaati?

The name is the same as one of my 'friend's' Gary Stu's... Guy happens to be a 'fruit vampire', whatever the herl that means, and a minor god in his own right.

...Ouch. We got a Sociopath Sue on our hands?

Vaati is a Zelda villain. by HerrWozzeck on 2012-03-20 16:05:00 UTC Reply

Vaati chiefly plays a role in stuff like Minish Cap and the Four Swords games. I'm not sure what his role in the original Four Swords was, but I know that in Four Swords Adventures he was the main villain until Ganon hijacked the plot in the final dungeon. Minish Cap... I don't quite know everything since I never played Minish Cap, but from what I understand he was the central antagonist of that game too.

LOL, okay. by AnnaBee on 2012-03-20 18:18:00 UTC Reply

That makes a LOT more sense. My friend played him as this weird overpowered part-angel-part-fruit-vampire reformed villain Stu who'd had adventures in a bunch of universes and had a scary yen for cats. XD

She's twelve, she'll grow out of it.

May I exorcise this with Hetalia Goodfic? (nm) by AnnaBee on 2012-03-20 04:06:00 UTC Reply
O.o by TheMadHatteress on 2012-03-19 20:05:00 UTC Reply

Spain's older sister? Honkon? What is this, I don't even
Bl**dy Git!! by AnnaBee on 2012-03-19 19:02:00 UTC Reply

... Does this person KNOW history?!

Or even Hetalia canon?!