Subject: "I invite the internet to give me the best..."
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Posted on: 2012-03-12 05:34:00 UTC
PPC Informal Rule #1: Avoid tempting the Ironic Overpower whenever possible.
In other news, have a shiny knife.
It is good for killing things with. But most importantly, it is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYY.
Yo, I'm new to the board. I hail from the western parts of Australia, and I apparently can't escape them. I'm an avid gamer, especially with the Fallout and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games. I'm also a brony, and could probably talk a Sue to death on that subject matter (Rainbow Dash is best pony). I read too much for my own good, especially Terry Prachett, Douglas Adams, Michael Crichton and Stephen King, as eclectic as that selection is.
I have a mind composed mainly of Adamantium, and can stand fics that have made others run screaming for the hills. I invite the internet to give me the best (of the worst) its got.
I come prepackaged with my own insanity, so fitting in shouldn't be a problem. Just glad to be here!
Enjoy the complimentary food... and here's some more. An apple-pear.
Also, a free vocabulary word: gamine: an urchin.
Hi, and have some bleeprin! You never know when you'll need it, especially on the internet.
Welcome! Have a cupcake!
Packaged insanity, huh? Everyone knows the best insanity is unprocessed, organically-grown madness!
Welcome. Have some chopsticks. Good for hair things, food, knitting, and stabbing...stuff.
Oh, and you created a Fluttershy mini in your post.
Welcome to the Board, I see you have a fine array of interests there! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Hi, have some fudge!
Welcome. I guess you won't need the awesome-laced cookie. Have a stray Missingno. instead.
Glad to have you here. ^^ Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
PTerry! *holy horns* I approve mightily.
Indeed, you shall do well here. Just... don't ask for the worst the internet has, dude. That's tempting every perverse sentient sense of irony the multiverse possesses. :P
Greetings, new friend! Have a thinny! Just, uh, don't get too close . . .
Nightmare Moon is best pony.
PPC Informal Rule #1: Avoid tempting the Ironic Overpower whenever possible.
In other news, have a shiny knife.
It is good for killing things with. But most importantly, it is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYY.
That statement WILL come back to bite me; might as well get some fun out of it.
Also, SHIIIIINY
A fellow Australian, eh? And a brony too. Well, welcome to the PPC and all the insanity it brings. Here, take a pyrotechnic conifer and a copy of Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone. But I warn you it's dangerous, the tree I mean :D
Seriously, I'm American. But hallo and welcome to the PPC!
Have a box of twinkies, for when the nuclear apocalypse arrives! Also, a Luggage-Mini from the Discworld. (It's named Eskarrina.)
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water! Half-life now reduced to 10^7 years!