Greetings from England! (I wish)

Hey all! by FearTheManta on 2012-03-12 04:44:00 UTC Reply

Yo, I'm new to the board. I hail from the western parts of Australia, and I apparently can't escape them. I'm an avid gamer, especially with the Fallout and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games. I'm also a brony, and could probably talk a Sue to death on that subject matter (Rainbow Dash is best pony). I read too much for my own good, especially Terry Prachett, Douglas Adams, Michael Crichton and Stephen King, as eclectic as that selection is.

I have a mind composed mainly of Adamantium, and can stand fics that have made others run screaming for the hills. I invite the internet to give me the best (of the worst) its got.

I come prepackaged with my own insanity, so fitting in shouldn't be a problem. Just glad to be here!

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Prepackaging's good. So is Pterry. by Aeidhryn on 2012-03-15 04:34:00 UTC Reply

Enjoy the complimentary food... and here's some more. An apple-pear.

Also, a free vocabulary word: gamine: an urchin.
Re: Hey all! by Frostbiter on 2012-03-13 05:45:00 UTC Reply

Hi, and have some bleeprin! You never know when you'll need it, especially on the internet.
Hiya! by firemagic on 2012-03-13 02:13:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! Have a cupcake!

Packaged insanity, huh? Everyone knows the best insanity is unprocessed, organically-grown madness!
Sounds fun. by Aeidhryn on 2012-03-13 01:27:00 UTC Reply

Welcome. Have some chopsticks. Good for hair things, food, knitting, and stabbing...stuff.
First plover! by Tawaki on 2012-03-13 00:35:00 UTC Reply

Oh, and you created a Fluttershy mini in your post.
'Ello Mate! by OpinionedAngel on 2012-03-12 14:28:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board, I see you have a fine array of interests there! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Re: Hey all! by Antigone68104 on 2012-03-12 12:32:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Uuuh, candybrain. :D by Ellipsis Flood on 2012-03-12 10:31:00 UTC Reply

Welcome. I guess you won't need the awesome-laced cookie. Have a stray Missingno. instead.
Welcome! by Cassie on 2012-03-12 08:19:00 UTC Reply

Glad to have you here. ^^ Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

PTerry! *holy horns* I approve mightily.

Indeed, you shall do well here. Just... don't ask for the worst the internet has, dude. That's tempting every perverse sentient sense of irony the multiverse possesses. :P
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2012-03-12 06:45:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! Have a thinny! Just, uh, don't get too close . . .

Nightmare Moon is best pony.
"I invite the internet to give me the best..." by Jacer on 2012-03-12 05:34:00 UTC Reply

PPC Informal Rule #1: Avoid tempting the Ironic Overpower whenever possible.

In other news, have a shiny knife.

It is good for killing things with. But most importantly, it is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYY.

Re: "I invite the internet to give me the best..." by FearTheManta on 2012-03-12 05:42:00 UTC Reply

That statement WILL come back to bite me; might as well get some fun out of it.

Also, SHIIIIINY

Greetings by Alleydodger on 2012-03-12 05:33:00 UTC Reply

A fellow Australian, eh? And a brony too. Well, welcome to the PPC and all the insanity it brings. Here, take a pyrotechnic conifer and a copy of Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone. But I warn you it's dangerous, the tree I mean :D
Greetings from England! (I wish) by AnnaBee on 2012-03-12 05:05:00 UTC Reply

Seriously, I'm American. But hallo and welcome to the PPC!

Have a box of twinkies, for when the nuclear apocalypse arrives! Also, a Luggage-Mini from the Discworld. (It's named Eskarrina.)
Hello! by SeaTurtle on 2012-03-12 05:02:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water! Half-life now reduced to 10^7 years!