Subject: Re: I take it back... worst Sue that was not written by a troll.
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Posted on: 2012-01-27 02:17:00 UTC
I read the first paragraph and my brain shut down.
If you need me, I'll be finding a small, domesticated animal to hug until I recover.
http://harpseal2hasablog.blogspot.com/2011/10/fanfiction-review-pattycakes-part-1.html (Pattycakes Pt. 1)
http://harpseal2hasablog.blogspot.com/2011/10/fanfiction-review-pattycakes-part-2.html (Pattycakes Pt. 2)
For those of you not brave enough to click the links (which lead to a semi-MST of the fic in question), here's the basic rundown.
Fluttershy drugs Rainbow Dash and forces her to act like an infant for a full afternoon, somehow breaking Dash's mind in the process, to the point where she actually gains the mentality of an infant. Later in Part 2, Scootaloo tries to find out where her mentor went, which leads to the revelation that the ENTIRE TOWN is in on Fluttershy's twisted game. Scootaloo is forced to endure a series of tests that Jigsaw could have made, and (depending on the ending you choose) either winds up becoming Fluttershy's assistant, or falling victim to the same drug that has Rainbow Dash acting like a toddler.
There is currently a print in my forehead from where I hit my desk after reading this.
(Also, if we're not supposed to post too much badfic on here, then I would like to apologize to the entire Board for having to put up with the new guy's screw-up.)
What the kriff is Fluttershy doing being a mind-controlling jerk? It's true that she uses The Stare on occasion, but it was never out of malice. She used it to stop a cockatrice from turning the CMC to stone.
Is there any Bleepka around anywhere? I need it.
The "Ridely" series
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6453776/1/Ridelysrebirth
alter his last deafet Ridley seaches foar a way to kill Metrod the robot. - Metroid - Rated T
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6476895/1/Ridelysfaet">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6476895/1/Ridelysfaet
Mertoid attacs teh Spaec Piarte baes and Rildey meest hs faet - Metroid - Rated: T
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694409/1/Ridelysadventure">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694409/1/Ridelysadventure
This stroy got remobed form the siet so I reuploading it. - Metroid - Rated: K+
And its two spin-offs:
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6827108/1/Karidsexpoilts">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6827108/1/Karidsexpoilts
So I decideded to wrote another Mertoid stroy but this 1 is abuot Krai insted of Ridely. - Metroid - Rated: T
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6927787/1/MotherBarinsossidey">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6927787/1/MotherBarins_ossidey
Brain gets a shooted itno speace and expoldes some stuf, based on a ruqest fom Gamesfaq - Metroid - Rated: T
They are all trollfics with worse spelling than My Immortal. They are also ultra-short, so it would be rather easy to do them all in one mission.
This is disturbing, but I honestly don't think it's anywhere near on the level of Cupcakes or Sweet Apple Massacre.
Maybe that's my extremely sensitive gag reflex talking, but I found this rather dull.
By the way, can we post other badfic on this thread? I just came across the biggest Mary Sue I've ever seen. Ever.
I read the first paragraph and my brain shut down.
If you need me, I'll be finding a small, domesticated animal to hug until I recover.
Aww, thank you. I'm off to read goodfic!
It's obviously intended to evoke this kind of response. Why else write such a thing?
What did I just read? I mean it's not as bad as some 'grimdark' MLP fics that I've seen, but it's still pretty twisted.
I think this about sums it up:
"Well … I wanted a filly of my own, and it seemed the obvious choice to turn my friend into one."
wut.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash out my brain.
Please keep it away... I just got back from reading the worst fanfic writer's fanfic... This one's too much...
Is it bad that these things hardly faze me anymore? I mean, what goes on in the fic certainly does, but the fact that people write this stuff has become pretty commonplace in this fandom. I mean, between Cupcakes and its fan-made spinoffs and sequels, The Rainbow Factory, and the Creepy Ponies artwork series on Deviantart, it's disturbingly common for fics to have horrible things happen to the ponies.
There's actually a separate genre for it on Equestria Daily. We call it "Grimdark as ...".
...but WTF? Fluttershy. Drugs Rainbow Dash. For the lulz.
Oh, and in case anyone still had residual faith in humanity, Sweet Apple Massacre. NSFW, NSFB!!!!!
Synopsis: Big Macintosh does unspeakable things to the CMC's and brain... closing... down... *beeeeooooop*
And hopefully, I'll be able to get to that mission in the near future...
And we all thank you for your sacrifices in the name of canon.
Have a cookie, please.
This is a trillion times worse.
On a logarithmic scale.
New levels of Not Wanting have been achieved today.
Why?! D:
also, badfic is fine here but you cab also put it in "unclaimed badfic" on the wiki.
do you write missions, and if so, are you willing to collabarate on this one? Full disclosure: I'm completely new to the PPC, but I DO watch ponies.
Badfic post is fine, so long as there's only one thread of it visible on the front page at a time.
Now, what is this...?
Oh.
Oh dear. D8
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