Deep breath...

My faith in humanity has died a little... by theusualsuspectshines on 2012-01-24 23:05:00 UTC Reply

http://harpseal2hasablog.blogspot.com/2011/10/fanfiction-review-pattycakes-part-1.html (Pattycakes Pt. 1)
http://harpseal2hasablog.blogspot.com/2011/10/fanfiction-review-pattycakes-part-2.html (Pattycakes Pt. 2)

For those of you not brave enough to click the links (which lead to a semi-MST of the fic in question), here's the basic rundown.

Fluttershy drugs Rainbow Dash and forces her to act like an infant for a full afternoon, somehow breaking Dash's mind in the process, to the point where she actually gains the mentality of an infant. Later in Part 2, Scootaloo tries to find out where her mentor went, which leads to the revelation that the ENTIRE TOWN is in on Fluttershy's twisted game. Scootaloo is forced to endure a series of tests that Jigsaw could have made, and (depending on the ending you choose) either winds up becoming Fluttershy's assistant, or falling victim to the same drug that has Rainbow Dash acting like a toddler.

There is currently a print in my forehead from where I hit my desk after reading this.

(Also, if we're not supposed to post too much badfic on here, then I would like to apologize to the entire Board for having to put up with the new guy's screw-up.)

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Great Scott! by dramaticsoprano on 2012-01-27 02:24:00 UTC Reply

What the kriff is Fluttershy doing being a mind-controlling jerk? It's true that she uses The Stare on occasion, but it was never out of malice. She used it to stop a cockatrice from turning the CMC to stone.

Is there any Bleepka around anywhere? I need it.
Even more badfic by exarion on 2012-01-26 22:11:00 UTC Reply

The "Ridely" series
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6453776/1/Ridelysrebirth
alter his last deafet Ridley seaches foar a way to kill Metrod the robot. - Metroid - Rated T

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6476895/1/Ridelysfaet">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6476895/1/Ridelysfaet
Mertoid attacs teh Spaec Piarte baes and Rildey meest hs faet - Metroid - Rated: T

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694409/1/Ridelysadventure">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694409/1/Ridelysadventure
This stroy got remobed form the siet so I reuploading it. - Metroid - Rated: K+

And its two spin-offs:
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6827108/1/Karidsexpoilts">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6827108/1/Karidsexpoilts
So I decideded to wrote another Mertoid stroy but this 1 is abuot Krai insted of Ridely. - Metroid - Rated: T

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6927787/1/MotherBarinsossidey">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6927787/1/MotherBarins_ossidey
Brain gets a shooted itno speace and expoldes some stuf, based on a ruqest fom Gamesfaq - Metroid - Rated: T

They are all trollfics with worse spelling than My Immortal. They are also ultra-short, so it would be rather easy to do them all in one mission.

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We-ell... by TheScribe on 2012-01-26 14:32:00 UTC Reply

This is disturbing, but I honestly don't think it's anywhere near on the level of Cupcakes or Sweet Apple Massacre.

Maybe that's my extremely sensitive gag reflex talking, but I found this rather dull.

By the way, can we post other badfic on this thread? I just came across the biggest Mary Sue I've ever seen. Ever.

Eeyup. It's much preferable to keep badfic in one thread (nm) by Fish Custard on 2012-01-26 17:46:00 UTC Reply

*much better - sorry (nm) by Fish Custard on 2012-01-26 17:47:00 UTC Reply

I take it back... worst Sue that was not written by a troll. by TheScribe on 2012-01-26 18:18:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3637745/1/TsukikoMoievMy_Story

Yeah.

This.

Re: I take it back... worst Sue that was not written by a troll. by firemagic on 2012-01-27 02:17:00 UTC Reply

I read the first paragraph and my brain shut down.

If you need me, I'll be finding a small, domesticated animal to hug until I recover.

Then here, I shall loan you a fluffy bunny. (nm) by TheScribe on 2012-01-27 07:17:00 UTC Reply

Re: Then here, I shall loan you a fluffy bunny. by firemagic on 2012-01-27 14:09:00 UTC Reply

Aww, thank you. I'm off to read goodfic!

Already knew about this. by MAXinsanity (409) on 2012-01-26 06:09:00 UTC Reply

It's obviously intended to evoke this kind of response. Why else write such a thing?
Oh dear Celestia... by Fish Custard on 2012-01-25 17:37:00 UTC Reply

What did I just read? I mean it's not as bad as some 'grimdark' MLP fics that I've seen, but it's still pretty twisted.

I think this about sums it up:

"Well … I wanted a filly of my own, and it seemed the obvious choice to turn my friend into one."

wut.
Gah... just GAH! by OpinionedAngel on 2012-01-25 14:53:00 UTC Reply

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash out my brain.
Guh... by Aile Harper on 2012-01-25 06:35:00 UTC Reply

Please keep it away... I just got back from reading the worst fanfic writer's fanfic... This one's too much...
Huh. by PitViperOfDoom on 2012-01-25 05:36:00 UTC Reply

Is it bad that these things hardly faze me anymore? I mean, what goes on in the fic certainly does, but the fact that people write this stuff has become pretty commonplace in this fandom. I mean, between Cupcakes and its fan-made spinoffs and sequels, The Rainbow Factory, and the Creepy Ponies artwork series on Deviantart, it's disturbingly common for fics to have horrible things happen to the ponies.

There's actually a separate genre for it on Equestria Daily. We call it "Grimdark as ...".
I never had faith in humanity... by Tawaki on 2012-01-25 03:22:00 UTC Reply

...but WTF? Fluttershy. Drugs Rainbow Dash. For the lulz.

Oh, and in case anyone still had residual faith in humanity, Sweet Apple Massacre. NSFW, NSFB!!!!!

Synopsis: Big Macintosh does unspeakable things to the CMC's and brain... closing... down... *beeeeooooop*

I already claimed Sweet Apple Massacre by HerrWozzeck on 2012-01-25 17:37:00 UTC Reply

And hopefully, I'll be able to get to that mission in the near future...

Re: I already claimed Sweet Apple Massacre by firemagic on 2012-01-26 03:55:00 UTC Reply

And we all thank you for your sacrifices in the name of canon.

Have a cookie, please.

Scratch what I said below. by SeaTurtle on 2012-01-25 03:51:00 UTC Reply

This is a trillion times worse.

On a logarithmic scale.

Gah. by SeaTurtle on 2012-01-25 02:59:00 UTC Reply

New levels of Not Wanting have been achieved today.
Wut. by Alleydodger on 2012-01-25 02:42:00 UTC Reply

Why?! D:
where to put this stuff by Willbilly on 2012-01-25 01:00:00 UTC Reply

also, badfic is fine here but you cab also put it in "unclaimed badfic" on the wiki.
Rage by Willbilly on 2012-01-25 00:54:00 UTC Reply

do you write missions, and if so, are you willing to collabarate on this one? Full disclosure: I'm completely new to the PPC, but I DO watch ponies.
Don't worry about it, by Aster Corbett on 2012-01-25 00:24:00 UTC Reply

Badfic post is fine, so long as there's only one thread of it visible on the front page at a time.

Now, what is this...?

Oh.

Oh dear. D8

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Deep breath... by Aeidhryn on 2012-01-24 23:14:00 UTC Reply

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