Subject: You're safe, I'd say
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Posted on: 2012-01-23 21:13:00 UTC
I'm pretty new myself (only been around for about a month and a half), and I don't *think* they killed me. I'm 99.999999999% sure I'm not dead.
Unless the gigantic pile of welcome gifts suffocated me. XD
Speaking of which, in case that happens to you, have a teleportation device so that you can teleport out of the pile! XD
Hi, I'm Gone Rampant. I'm someone new to the whole Organised Hunter-Killer thing, so please be easy. Anyway, just saying hi.
Have some popcorn and a party hat!
here, have a poral gun.
by which I mean a portal gun. However, if you want a gun that dispenses pores, you are welcome to it.
Hey there! Have some of my hydrophobic water as a welcome gift! Guaranteed to contain at least 0.0001% Dihydrogen monoxide!
Greetings, rampant new friend! Have a Needler!
...or not! *GLOMP* Have some chocolate!
It's okay, we don't kill on sight...unless you're on the playing cards.
Ha. We should have PPC playing cards.
... there's this
I suppose... but I meant something like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most-wantedIraqiplaying_cards
Hi! Have some fudge!
So you made your way over here. Awesomesauce. :D
I'm pretty new myself (only been around for about a month and a half), and I don't *think* they killed me. I'm 99.999999999% sure I'm not dead.
Unless the gigantic pile of welcome gifts suffocated me. XD
Speaking of which, in case that happens to you, have a teleportation device so that you can teleport out of the pile! XD
So, you'd be an Agent, then? OK, I'm just a little nerveous. Thanks for the reassuring words.
Technically, though, I'm not an Agent yet. Probably because I never get around to requesting Permission. XD
In any event, I wouldn't worry *too* much. Yes, we're all short on sanity here, but that's what makes this place fun. I think you'll enjoy it here. :D
Gone Rampant Huh? Well, we can't have someone who has gone rampant running around. *Grabs a net*
.. In other news, here! Have a net!
Though we're not really an 'Organized Hunter-Killer' effort. More like an 'Organized Turn-Pain-Into-Comedy' effort.
Oh, I guess you need a welcome gift.
Here is your super-deadly assassin gun.
It shoots assassins.
Very, very small assassins.
What about the big assassins? And the normal ones?
What, Ewok size or Justin Bieber testicle size?
Smaller than that. It shoots very small assassins. As ammo.
Very,
Very,
Very, small assassins.
Sorry for my capsing. I'm slightly hyper right now.
Anyway, welcome! Have some chocolate!
Well, we do other stuff than kill Sues, you know. Welcome! What fandoms do you like?
A fair few, but I generally hang around Glee, Mass Effect and Star Wars The Clone Wars. I'm a fan of loads of stuff though.
There are definitely some Glee fics that could use ... help, I bet.
Well, actually, Glee on FF.Net is pretty safe- not many Sues, and you keep to T, you only have to worry about an alarming amount of a slash pairing. Star Wars The Clone Wars, on the other hand, is full of Marty Stu's romancing a character called Ahsoka Tano.