Subject: No, smaller.
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Posted on: 2012-01-24 04:35:00 UTC
Smaller than that. It shoots very small assassins. As ammo.
Very,
Very,
Very, small assassins.
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I'm a new guy, please don't kill me. by
on 2012-01-23 18:16:00 UTC
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Hi, I'm Gone Rampant. I'm someone new to the whole Organised Hunter-Killer thing, so please be easy. Anyway, just saying hi.
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Welcome aboard! by
on 2012-01-24 18:37:00 UTC
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Have some popcorn and a party hat!
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Hi! by
on 2012-01-24 20:34:00 UTC
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here, have a poral gun.
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portal, poral. Who knows? by
on 2012-01-24 20:35:00 UTC
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by which I mean a portal gun. However, if you want a gun that dispenses pores, you are welcome to it.
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Good day! by
on 2012-01-24 03:42:00 UTC
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Hey there! Have some of my hydrophobic water as a welcome gift! Guaranteed to contain at least 0.0001% Dihydrogen monoxide!
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2012-01-24 01:09:00 UTC
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Greetings, rampant new friend! Have a Needler!
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Going as easy as I can... by
on 2012-01-24 00:05:00 UTC
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...or not! *GLOMP* Have some chocolate!
It's okay, we don't kill on sight...unless you're on the playing cards.
Ha. We should have PPC playing cards. -
Well ... by
on 2012-01-24 00:15:00 UTC
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... there's this
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Hmm. by
on 2012-01-24 00:22:00 UTC
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I suppose... but I meant something like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most-wantedIraqiplaying_cards
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Re: I'm a new guy, please don't kill me. by
on 2012-01-23 22:41:00 UTC
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Hi! Have some fudge!
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Oh hai Gone Rampant! by
on 2012-01-23 22:15:00 UTC
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So you made your way over here. Awesomesauce. :D
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You're safe, I'd say by
on 2012-01-23 21:13:00 UTC
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I'm pretty new myself (only been around for about a month and a half), and I don't *think* they killed me. I'm 99.999999999% sure I'm not dead.
Unless the gigantic pile of welcome gifts suffocated me. XD
Speaking of which, in case that happens to you, have a teleportation device so that you can teleport out of the pile! XD -
Thanks. by
on 2012-01-23 22:14:00 UTC
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So, you'd be an Agent, then? OK, I'm just a little nerveous. Thanks for the reassuring words.
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No problem! :D by
on 2012-01-24 14:31:00 UTC
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Technically, though, I'm not an Agent yet. Probably because I never get around to requesting Permission. XD
In any event, I wouldn't worry *too* much. Yes, we're all short on sanity here, but that's what makes this place fun. I think you'll enjoy it here. :D -
D: by
on 2012-01-23 19:03:00 UTC
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Gone Rampant Huh? Well, we can't have someone who has gone rampant running around. *Grabs a net*
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Nice to meet you. by
on 2012-01-23 18:52:00 UTC
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Though we're not really an 'Organized Hunter-Killer' effort. More like an 'Organized Turn-Pain-Into-Comedy' effort.
Oh, I guess you need a welcome gift.
Here is your super-deadly assassin gun.
It shoots assassins.
Very, very small assassins. -
... by
on 2012-01-24 00:07:00 UTC
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What about the big assassins? And the normal ones?
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Thanks. by
on 2012-01-23 22:17:00 UTC
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What, Ewok size or Justin Bieber testicle size?
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No, smaller. by
on 2012-01-24 04:35:00 UTC
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Smaller than that. It shoots very small assassins. As ammo.
Very,
Very,
Very, small assassins. -
HI THERE! by
on 2012-01-23 18:40:00 UTC
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Sorry for my capsing. I'm slightly hyper right now.
Anyway, welcome! Have some chocolate! -
Hi by
on 2012-01-23 18:28:00 UTC
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Well, we do other stuff than kill Sues, you know. Welcome! What fandoms do you like?
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Thanks. by
on 2012-01-23 22:16:00 UTC
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A fair few, but I generally hang around Glee, Mass Effect and Star Wars The Clone Wars. I'm a fan of loads of stuff though.
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Whew. by
on 2012-01-24 00:06:00 UTC
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There are definitely some Glee fics that could use ... help, I bet.
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Strangely, no. by
on 2012-01-24 16:19:00 UTC
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Well, actually, Glee on FF.Net is pretty safe- not many Sues, and you keep to T, you only have to worry about an alarming amount of a slash pairing. Star Wars The Clone Wars, on the other hand, is full of Marty Stu's romancing a character called Ahsoka Tano.