Oh my Eru, thank you! *guzzles Bleepka*

I might not be an Agent (yet... I'll be one if it's the last thing I do), but I've seen some stuff. It's been around for a long time, and most of you have seen it too, but it's still Bad Stuff. This is what happens when you have morbid curiosity and hail from the Troll-ridden Pit. Agents Laburnum, Stormsong, Skyfire, Naomi, Drake, and a few others dealt with it originally, and they could, theoretically, attest to how bad it is. I doubt they'd talk about it though. Just out of curiosity, by the way, I'd like to ask something about Legendary Badfic. Even though it's been previously sporked, could a hypothetical new Agent spork it as well, even if only just for fun? Also, what are the qualifications for something to be Legendary Badfic?

Moving on to something pleasant. I'd like to ask what sort of music people around here like. I know Laburnum is a huge Nine Inch Nails fan, and Jay and Acacia are Rammstien fans last I checked, but I don't know about the other Agents. My own personal favorites are mostly metal bands- Five Finger Death Punch, Avenged Sevenfold, Killswitch Engage, etc. I'm also into some older metal like Iron Maiden. On top of that, I'm also a fan of rock- Green Day, Paramore, Marianas Trench, and the Scorpions. And then there's classic rock- AC/DC, Aerosmith, Queen, and Twisted Sister. And I guess I like Cat Stevens a bit. I never could get into pop or rap, though. Not sure why.

I'm also a musician myself. I play with the school band for my fine arts credit, but I'm more of a marching musician. Always, always 120bpm is stuck in my head. And people can tell it to look at me too, I've been told. And Merlin help people who won't iron their uniforms...

Oddly, I've never learned to play guitar. So, what does everyone else here like to listen to?

I can't get enough of Redwall. Pair of pared pares? I suppose I could coat them in the venom of a blue-ringed octopus and feed them to someone I don't like. But it's a skin-contact poison, so that would be dangerous. I guess I'll just eat them. Thanks! *tosses you a large box of Bleepolates filled with Bleepka*

What is a pith helmet?

Ohmygod, Bleepolate?! Oh, thank you! And in return, have some Bleepettes! I don't smoke, I just nicked these off someone on the way in. I'd been hoping to get their wallet. *devours Bleepolate* Is that sea salt I detect? And was one of those filled with Bleepka? Alcohol, chocolate, and Bleeprin all in one would make my life!

So, which fandoms do you like?

Really, it's easier just to enter your name every time and not worry about it. {= )

Anyway, hello and welcome! I recommend keeping your Bleeprin and your alcohol as far away from each other as possible, since they explode when combined.

Have a link to PPC Wiki! The front page contains lots of handy links for the newcomer to the community, not to mention a list of recent mission releases for the attentive reader.

~Neshomeh

Well, I'm a guy, but don't call me "sir". I know you're just trying to be polite, but on a technical level I'm not suppose to be "sir"- NCO and all that. On a related note, my name may change to Warrant Sporky later on, dependant on whether I get promoted. Then you may call me "sir".

But yay! Hydrophobic water! Yes, it is interesting. I'm surprised the bottle hasn't simply exploded, though! What's it made of? Steelglass? It looks like steelglass. *tosses a bottle of Bleeprin* I feel like you could use this brain-bleaching material. Everyone needs it sometimes. If I ever get an RC, then I'll be sure to put this water on a shelf someplace.

I like chocolate. Have you ever tried chocolate with sea salt or hot peppers? I know it doesn't sound good, but it is! Soooo good!

Well, I'm a guy, but don't call me "sir". I know you're just trying to be polite, but on a technical level I'm not suppose to be "sir"- NCO and all that. On a related note, my name may change to Warrant Sporky later on, dependant on whether I get promoted. Then you may call me "sir".

But yay! Hydrophobic water! Yes, it is interesting. I'm surprised the bottle hasn't simply exploded, though! What's it made of? Steelglass? It looks like steelglass. *tosses a bottle of Bleeprin* I feel like you could use this brain-bleaching material. Everyone needs it sometimes. If I ever get an RC, then I'll be sure to put this water on a shelf someplace.

I like chocolate. Have you ever tried chocolate with sea salt or hot peppers? I know it doesn't sound good, but it is! Soooo good!