I do indeed remember you (since you have a nifty name), and thus I also happily offer you a re-welcome (or, probably a welcome in my case since I've been incredibly lax on the welcoming-of-new-people front over the last few years).

Thus, in honour of your return, have a platter of chocolate-covered profiteroles, a hogshead of Bleeprum and a pet mongoose (available in a colour of your choice) from the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC 2816. Name it what you will, and remember it will eat basically anything (including Sues).

Elcalion, re-welcoming

...you left out the 10% (maybe) that haven't been here long enough to have known you yet. So, since I'm one of them, instead of a "re-hello", I proffer to you a "hello!"
I'd give you a seasonal-theme gift, but it would appear that Santa's evil twin confiscated them, so instead, have a Trader staff just like Daja's! Previously used, but in good condition!
(And if any Traders want to know where you got it, tell them you got it from me, who got it from a Winding Circle Sue...or just neuralize them. Up to you.)

Hi, I'm one of the ten percent. You wrote the Eldritch Theory of Suvians, and I don't think I'm mistaken about that. It's a good read. {= )

~Neshomeh

Hi, have some fudge!

Heyo! Here, have a conical hat and a cookie!

The hat is made of tin foil and duct tape, so it's indestructible and keeps the conspiracy theorists out!

The cookie is just a chocolate-chip cookie.

Welcome back, I guess. Have some chocolate, won't you?

It's great for killing, and it's SHINY.

Also, yay for Portal and Circle of Magic!

Another B5 fan? Great! Welcome back! Have some Bleepka!

Re-welcome to the board, dear sir!

Hello! So, you're a bit oblong? How'd that happen?

Also, have you read the original FMA manga?