Re: An EMP gun on a troll?

Good Day! by Aile Harper on 2011-12-20 16:17:00 UTC Reply

I drifted here recently by accident and read many of your Anti-Mary Sue adventures, which I liked. And so I've decided to join the PPC.

I'm a writer by heart and soul, and a nerd by mindset. I'm a lover of Fantasies, Adventures, Actions, and Science Fiction genres. I'm also an avid video gamer, a history nut, a cartoonist, and a lazy bum.

My favorite fandoms are: Fire Emblem (Blazing Sword and Sacred Stones), Super Robot Wars (more on the Original Generation Series), Getter Robo Armageddon, Final Fantasy IV and VI, Harry Potter, Megaman Battle Network (4 to 6), Megaman Starforce, Pokemon, Harvest Moon (FoMT and DS), Call of Duty (4 to 7), and Advance Wars.

Now that I'm done introducing myself, I'll go to the PPC Cafeteria and get me some Mess Hall duties while awaiting orders.

Once more, Good Day to all of you!

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Hello. by Duothimir on 2011-12-21 23:36:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC, Aile. Give me a moment to roll out the welcome cake. It's made with chocolate and cheap liquor.

And it's always nice to see another SRW fan.
Hey, another PokÃ©fan! by The Warrior of Many Faces on 2011-12-21 23:32:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the club! Have this chocolate cactus in welcome! Don't eat it, feed it to a Sue and watch the taipan venom within do its dreadful work. *evil grin*
Re: Good Day! by Antigone68104 on 2011-12-21 14:49:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Thanks for the warm reception guys! by Aile Harper on 2011-12-21 10:16:00 UTC Reply

And for that, I will share you the site's link that I've went into. Since most of us are probably too traumatized with what we see in the internet all day that our brains are adapting to frequent mind rapes, I'll just give you the link on the said site. But first:

BE WARNED! YOU WILL BE ENTERING THE UNCANNY ZONE, NO TURNING BACK NOW! YOU MUST BE 18+ AND WILLING TO LET GO OF THE COMMON KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MYTHICAL AND MAGICAL BEINGS AS WELL RELATIONSHIP AND LOGICAL BOUNDARIES BETWEEN HUMANS AND MONSTERS WHILE IN BROWSING SITE!

http://www.monstergirlunlimited.com/forum/

You will need a lot of Bleeprin after going in there if you didn't like what you have seen and read. The good thing about the fandom is that the plot of the entire set-up is almost undetermined and the canon is more of a guide and less of a story, making fanfic writing about it easier (depends on the writer). Bad thing however is that it revolves on the Id personality.

Anyway, good luck and have fun browsing the site that I've shared.

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Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-12-21 02:16:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! Have some Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder.
Hi there! by Tomash on 2011-12-21 00:28:00 UTC Reply

Have a Random Shiny Object, and some Bleeprin. *stabs trolls*
Hello there! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-12-20 23:20:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate won't you? Also, it appears we have a minor troll problem... (Stabs one)
Hai! by Fish Custard on 2011-12-20 22:27:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the madness! *shoots passing troll with EMP gun*

Have this hovering Christmas tree! Just don't try to water it, I'm still cleaning up after the time I did that...

Ooh, if you're going to the Cafeteria, be sure to try the custard... ignore the fact that it looks like molten scenery from Twilight. For that matter, ignore the fact that it is molten scenery from Twilight.

An EMP gun on a troll? by The Warrior of Many Faces on 2011-12-21 23:29:00 UTC Reply

How does that work? Just out of curiosity; if it's a new software patch that interferes with troll brain electricity or something, I'd like a copy.

Re: An EMP gun on a troll? by Fish Custard on 2011-12-22 13:07:00 UTC Reply

Trolls have virtually no higher brain functionality, so the EMP overloads their underdeveloped brains and will at the very least incapacitate them until they can be... disposed of.

Ah, got it. by The Warrior of Many Faces on 2011-12-22 19:18:00 UTC Reply

That's a handy thing to know. Must get an EMP gun as soon as possible...can anyone point me to Mad Scientists 'R Us?

Re: Ah, got it. by Fish Custard on 2011-12-24 15:59:00 UTC Reply

Well I made mine from the remnant's of a shrunken Star Destroyer's ion cannon (loooonnnng story), but I'm sure DoSAT will have something you can use...

Shiny by The Warrior of Many Faces on 2011-12-25 02:33:00 UTC Reply

Much easier to find DoSAT than Evil Scientists 'R Us. Thanks for the tip! :D
*remnants (whoops, too much Xmas drink I think...) (nm) by Fish Custard on 2011-12-24 15:59:00 UTC Reply

Thanks Guys! by Aile Harper on 2011-12-20 22:17:00 UTC Reply

Thank you for welcoming me into the fold.

I can't help to notice the fact that I have a Doppelganger already and saying "LOL phail harder". I thought my account got hacked by someone and changed my password immediately.

Anyway, I also found a strange fandom about monster girls (not Touhou). I won't talk about the site nor share the links to protect your sanity, find it youself.

I checked out their fanfic forum and I'll give them credit on being good at writing and great at killing Sues and Stus.

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Sorry for all the trolls by exarion on 2011-12-20 22:13:00 UTC Reply

Here, have some troll repellant. It also does a reasonable job of preventing 1% critical hits from killing your characters and countering mech spam.
Welcome! by ShatteredSanity on 2011-12-20 20:50:00 UTC Reply

Hi!

I also happen to be an avid gamer! I think a lot of the people here are too. I love Final Fantasy IV and VI as well, but I've only ever played the DS version of IV.

In any case, have some rainbow pudding!
Hei! by Kaija on 2011-12-20 20:46:00 UTC Reply

Please ignore the other person down there claiming to be me, that's a troll.

Anyway, Welcome! Good to have you here. Another history lover huh? Awesome! For your welcome gift I present to you this genuine psudo-antique, semi-magical, egyptian-roman-celtic artifact of POWER! Don't worry, It perfectly safe...I think...
Oh hai there! by HerrWozzeck on 2011-12-20 20:32:00 UTC Reply

And look, it's a Fire Emblem fan! Sweet!

*fistbump*

Well, I'm a former FE fan, but hey, it's nice to see more Fire Emblem people enter the fold!

Here, have some Monteverdi for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQCOr8UiS7I
Hello! by Matthew72 on 2011-12-20 20:09:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the group! I certainly hope you enjoy your time here.
I'd give you something, but I'm afraid all of my welcome gifts were eaten by a pack of rabid beavers. Fierce beasts, them.
Hello there! by SeaTurtle on 2011-12-20 19:30:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Have some hydrophobic water. It's more entertaining than a lava lamp, guaranteed!
Welcome by Phobos on 2011-12-20 17:37:00 UTC Reply

I present to you a bag of plastic, polyhedral, random-number generators. Use them wisely.

One small point before I go: We are anti-bad writing. That covers a wonderfully awful range of things from Mary Sues to poorly written crossovers, bad slash, and everything in between. Feel free to explore the Wiki to see what sort of horrors you can find. The world is your bi-valve mollusk, as they say.

Also, try not to breathe if you find yourself in the kitchen. And don't ask too many questions about what is in the pots, especially if someone is hitting said pot with a spoon and saying, "get back in there! Get back in that pot, you." Just saying...

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